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I want to stick my penis into finnish soil :3

>sverige

Y-y-yes?

Eesti!

How are you today eesti? Ready for action?

You are all disgusting homos, you need to revaluate your existance.

Wow, that's weird. Haha.

Hellooooo~

>sweden calling others homos

What's weird? Are you feeling lonely again?

No, I don't know you. I really hate Russia though for everything they have done here. Hate so much!

Lies, you love Russia. All you ever wanted in your life is warm embrace of motherly love, which can be only granted by Russian!

W-what's going on here?

G-get y-your hands away from me.

I-I w-will resist this time.

feet desu.

>everything they have done here.
Schools, universities, hospitals and other signs of civilization? Yep, you bumpkins sure hate all this.

Love is happening
You can't escape my love, you forever will be my toy

We had that before and better ones.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HELPPPPLLPLLLLPP

IT HURRTSSSSS SO BADDDD

>We had that before
Where? Sure, there wasn't even an estonian word for a school.

First university was founded in 1632. Russia was illiterate until the early 20th century.

>was founded in 1632
... by (tadam!) Swedes. For Swedes. Then for Germans.

>it's another "Estonian men are gay" thread

You're just throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks.

Finno-ugric people are ugly even to be gay.

Nice argument. Typical product of Estonian so called "education".

no u

sex with estonia chan

i want to sex estonia-kun

why is estonia binland and sweden so gay in Sup Forums?
i want to FUCK estonia

We knew how to read and write since the Protestant Reformation because the church schools taught it.

Is Estonia on its way to becoming a meme like Sweden?

swedish influence

Yes, only then can we be truly nordic

Don't let Russia take you before that happens

The pain will soon go away...

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>cute voice
Melting

...

Do you want a hug?

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I want nothing, everything that was precious to me has been taken away. I m-must carry on.

This poem is dedicated to all the cute Estonian boys that post anime pictures on Sup Forums.

Is the ass the center, or is it the bottom?
These are timeless questions that won't be forgotten.
Stumps, rumps, humps and glomps,
all the same if we wish to pump and dump.
But there are some derrieres above others,
butts that need dedication but won't bother.
We can look in the West, we can look in the South,
we can look everywhere and still have a dry mouth.
This is when I figured that I'd have to do more,
much more work than ever before.
But then it finally happened, God answered my prayers,
cute Eestibois on Sup Forums, there is love in the air.
Like a lion I wave my majestic mane,
pick a funny meme to impress, cute anime girls and bane.
Like a magical singing bird they begin to giggle,
I feel my passion expand to be much bigger.
This is all true, word for word,
so please wipe off that shit-eating-smirk.
But like in all things this poem must come to an end,
I just wish that in love we would no longer have to pretend.

You are mistaken, everything you've ever wanted and everything you'll ever need is within my embrace.

...

No, I must run far away and distance myself from everything that reminds me of you.

PISUT KORTSUS

You will only hurt yourself more this way. Nobody will ever love you like I do.

You don't love me, you just want my cute Slavonordic genes.

...

No, actually, your genes in reproductive way are meaningless for me. I will be fine with just your weakened body and mind.

I'm getting tired of running.

You can't run from your fate. Soon, you will know my love.

*oof*

You can do better? Do not resist, I won't hurt you

I see now why you think we sound retarded

Not again!

Why is this happening to me?

estonian boys are made for BLACK cock

wrong. estonian bois are made for YELLOW FINNISH KHAN cock

the fuck is wrong with you nordics

I am the end and I am the beginning, your light in the dark and vinegar in your cup of water. I came to take you home, to grant you your deepest wishes, and destroy your body and brain in the ultimate symphony of pain and pleasure. You belong to me now and there is NO ESCAPE.

swedish influence

Not so fast! I have prepared this time.

>le Nordic meme
Such a tsundere country

Traps aren't gay! Eesti-chan is cute, CUTE!

don't talk to me, mongoloid
finland is a BLACK country

Please, don't shoot yourself. I don't want my Estonians dead.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

STOP THAT

What's going on in this thre...

Oh.

I can't stop. There is a curse among your nation. And the only way to fend me off isn't to pass the curse on other country. Will you sacrifice yourself or pass the curse? It's all about you, the choice is simple...

I'm sacrificing nothing and nobody!

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I boot up CK2 and make a gay guy in a court full of gay dudes and pick up the seduction focus. Then I let the clock roll and just sit there savouring the image in my mind that my guy has a harem full of hot guys and they can't do anything to stop it because I'm the rules
>Ooooooo yes

Oh? So you are willing to sacrifice yourself? How heroic! It makes it much more satisfiying to watch you twitch in mix of agony and pleasure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RAPEEEEEEEEE

SOMEONE HELP ME

When a swede calls you out for your gayness that means something is going extremely wrong with you.

It's not late to pass the curse. It's not that hard, just name the country and your torment will be over...

i-i cant

This is goodbye.

everyone in this thread needs to kys themselves

I WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE LIKE THIS! YOU WILL LIVE!

*whispers*

S-sorry b-but it w-wasnt meant to be........

Your death is not possible. I will not let you run away. You will be bond to earth, and to me. Forever.

this
it's seriously cringy imagining a group of grown up men acting like little cartoon girls. how do you even end up in such a pathetic state? I would seriously kill myself if it were me, it's sickening to the core.

>one of the four danes of the apocalypse appears

It's the secret plan to destroy Sup Forums but don't tell anyone, Dane of apocalypse.

only ppl with iq of atleast 140+ will understand this post

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int has really made me semi gay

weird how that happens haha

yeah its really weird

Homottaa

Panettaa

homottaa
panettaa
oispattaa

>a finnish boi replies to me

t-thanks i guess

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i like this man

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Hi

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*monitors thread*

*monitors your dick*

lewd