2018 NFL Playoffs Thread

It's that time of the year again, lads. For 4 weeks, 12 teams fight it out to try to win the Owl, and to get their first or next ring, and their fanbases engage in maximum banter and shitposting as is tradition. And with the lineup we got this time as the playoffs begin tomorrow, it's looking to be an interesting round for sure. Come join us as the final 24 hours before it begins passes away, and both chat about /yourteam/ either winning or blowing it, and also how much you want the Pats to either win or eat shit as usual.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iDGn_IRSDTg
youtube.com/watch?v=hUum2i4WCwU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for EAT SHIT CHEATRIOTS!

work during the game tomorrow fuck

Brady > Jordan

"Statistics" predict Pats/Vikes owl

What say you, spee

...

just remove the Titans and Jags already.

>what say you

Go back to r*ddit you filthy wetback

How did we get here???

How many years did Belichick serve up a promlematic roster for Brady because he knew he had the GOAT in his hip pocket. Now you want to shit on Brady. FOR SHAME

Put it all on Brees

Titans, yes. The Jags are beating the Bills.

A LOT of pink hatters showed their face today.

DIE.

WENTZ COME BACK.

>not knowing dave "steelers semite" damashek's catchphrase

nah Bills meme it out.

youtube.com/watch?v=iDGn_IRSDTg

UMA

why does no one care about the afc wildcard??

watched undisputed...literally didnt talk about these games at alll....

Memeplay McVay is gonna shit all on the failcunts tomorrow

>Chiefs Titans
>Jags Bills
I wonder why

Dubs and Vikings vs Bills Super Bowl

>why does no one care about the afc wildcard??

Because unlike in the NFC no matter who comes out of the Wild Card they are real underdogs in the divisional round. Sure something crazy like the Bills beating the Pats could happen but that is pure speculation and you can only talk about that for so long.

>implying the afc wildcard or divisional matters
it will probably be steelers / patriots in the AFCC, with maybe the chiefs sneaking in there

DAM SON

Can't wait for my team to lose to the bills who needed a miracle to get in

Going to the Chiefs game tomorrow lads, what should i drink?

>Rumpleminze

I really like the one nfc South one, if that counts.

>working
>on a saturday
this website is for adults 18 and older, kiddo

Cupcake schedule. You slot the Ravens or Chargers into the Jags schedule and they would probably make the Playoffs. But hey its not like a borderline team hasn't gotten hot and won it all in the past so no reason not to have some excitement to watch.

I work several jobs for child support reasons/so I am not perfect

Go fuck yourself.

>ever having children
lmaooooooooooo

That said, thank God for DVR.

I did not choose this life. Love fucked my brain for a bit.

dont be a fool
wrap up your tool

>wagecucks

Big Ballers don’t have set work days

is that what you tell people while you're in line for benefits?

Yeah CEOs don’t work weekends lmao

>Eagles stumble into the super bowl with excellent defensive play
>game is against the Patriots
>defense is worn down by now, and not at home anymore, and it's 10-23 Patriots halfway through the 4th
>"it looks like Brady is on his way to his 6th titl- wait is that-"
>it's Wentz
>he drives down the field with ease
>the defense is fired up by their courageous leader's return, and shuts down Brady
>3 and out
>Wentz, with help from the Jay Train, strategically drains the clock all the way down to 17 seconds at the NE 2, after a catch from Torrey Smith, who gave up and allowed the defensive player to tackle him with the easiest of effort because he's a scrub
>he hikes the ball, he's looking, no one is getting open, he doesn't like what he sees
>he takes the ball and runs it in with 11 seconds left on the clock, not dissimilar to the way he did it against the Rams, but this time he plants right before he launches
>TOUCHDOWN
>"THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL"
>Chants of MVP can be heard
>Wentz walks right over to Brady to shake his hand, leans in, and whispers "you've done great things, but it's my turn now, you son of a gun"
>Wentz wins the super bowl MVP, after being snubbed of the MVP and first team All-Pro by Brady

This playoff picture is pretty comfy

all it needed was instead of the failcons

>But hey its not like a borderline team hasn't gotten hot and won it all in the past so no reason not to have some excitement to watch.

>Implying the Pats have ever beaten the Bills in the Playoffs before

Brady should watch out.

Based SMETH will win the owl this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=hUum2i4WCwU

EDP would lose his goddamn mind, and it would be hilarious.

>giving a shit about some nigger e-celeb

Given how the season has gone the post season should be filled with key injuries. The super bowl should be a battle of literal who's.

>h-heh. i posted the N word again! e-epic trole!

fpbp

Worst fucking playoffs ever, among any of the four major American sports

>bottom feeder lucky teams in the wild card week
>will literally all be eaten alive by the four big boy teams
>maybe then it will get exciting, except for the fake the Steelers will lose by 21 in NE and the Eagles don't have a QB so they too will get destroyed
>Then the patriots get an easy SB victory, 31-14

I'm taking a knee for this shit fest, both because the NFL sucks now and this playoffs happens to unironically be full of garbage

>N word

Why are you her?

Watching THE fan lose his mind is huge amusement.

ofuk

...

>eagles
>big boy team
>patriots winning with the whole clusterfuck in their organization

All 4 NFC first round teams have the ability to upset Vikings and/or Eagles. All 4. Falcons @ Panthers (wildcard hosting NFCCG) is an actual feasible.

>le bootleg man
He's going to get himself hurt in the playoffs.

Will the meltdown between brady and bill effect them?

he's going to drop the lombardi trophy on his toe?

>Patriots
>One sided SB
This hasn't happened since '96

I like how you picked two teams that Jacksonville actually beat this year for your argument. Subtle bait.

He's going to get a shutout dropped on his head.

...

raiders v bucs superbowl

>vikings winning the SB at home is not somehow not exciting

...

Beer will freeze. Gotta go with whiskey.

it will all be over soon

That is what I said user.

>tfw toughest opponent is in the fucking first road

Shit, if we can just expose the Aints for the meme that they are we have a really, really good chance of beating up on Philly and going to the NFCCG.

They may have beaten them but Jags were gifted a very kind schedule which very much helped them make the playoffs.

>we

Daily reminder.

based

>went to BC with Matt Ryan
>got to know him he is an actually genuine cool guy
>felt bad for him in Superbowl 51 even though Pats are my team
I really want the guy to win it if my pats dont make it, if not the falcons then the Jags only for the memes

So glad I got a bye week so I don't have to be out in zero degree weather this weekend

Objectively the best owl

>I can't read

Thoughts, spee?

congrats on picking literally every game wrong

>aints beating the queens at home
Optimistic at best

> Tits will beat the Chiefs

>Vikings losing at home

that's literally 100% correct, so

I love the Saints but they will not beat the Vikings at home unless they're destined to be hated by their fanbase forever for cucking them twice.

Bree's quick release is gone, his arm isn't what it used to be. Lots of injuries on defense and they need 1 more key te or wr.

Also to beat a divisional team 3 times in a season is ridiculously hard, so I see huge upset potential.

Aints have one-and-done written all over them. Kamara is talking too much this week and that has hubris loss written all over it.

>one-and-done

Feels good boys.

>DUDE WE HAVE A MEME SCATBACK WHICH MEANS WE'RE WINNING THE OWL LOL

Can't wait for the Taints to lose Sunday so you and all the other bandwagoners can go go make like a tree and get the fffuck out of hwre

How do you not believe in the Vikings choking despite having all odds in their favor?

you're gonna be waiting a while fuckboi, kamara's headed straight for the owl

It always happens.

Also, any given sunday, and the playoffs are a crapshoot.

...

Get back to me in a season after DCs get a chance to scheme around him.

Giovani Bernard was hot shit his rookie year too.

As someone who doesn't watch football and whose local teams aren't in the playoffs, which team should I root for?

Bills

>get back to me in a season
>super bowl is in a few weeks
lmao @ ur fucking "life"

You gotta believe in Sneed son

>8 receptions on 16 targets for 92 yards

you tard winner of the falcons/rams got the eagles

Someone’s curse has to end

how do you not know how playoffs work. the eagles will get the lowest ranked winner.