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the absolute STATE of normoids edition

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I think the real thing for me to overcome is accepting that I don't want to be a furry at all. I'm perfectly content not having that runt mindset, or being too autistic to notice everyone else has it.

A much more difficult problem to overcome.

have a strange urge to play through gran turismo games and complete them even though it'll take me like 5 years

you're not welcome in my thread

being fat is redpilled don't let the skellyilluminati tell you any different

Gonna have sex for the first time tomorrow lads, hook up central, wish me luck

>"big" is a perfectly fine word to use
FOR YOU

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unironically thing the disabled should be euthanized

is political correctness being ridiculed in places like leddit now too?
wew

you fucked it.

embarrassing.

t. fatty

best be euthanized then

wish I could stuff a fat person into one of those Ancient Cretean bronze bulls to just cook them alive inside
seems a fitting punishment

t. shill for big health

ummm.... no thanks,try again sweaty x

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me

@9800
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heres a puzzler for you lads

during the holidays i get a significant amount of dickcheese buildup if i dont shower for 3-4 days

during the working season i dont get any buildup at all no matter how disgusting and lazy i get about showering

really enjoy not seeing fat people in real life anymore I must say

The state of the BBC comment section. Mostly upvoted comments by obvious geriatric cunts babbling about "sovereignty" on any brexit article and lying about everything.

do you wank more or less during holidays?

amerisnips: 1
goyim: 0

sounds wonderful

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unironically losing my virginity to a transgirl tomorrow lads, excited

I see the odd fat yank on rare occasions who wandered out of District 1 Saigon and it makes me sick.
had to listen to some guy scream at a waiter because his chair broke when he sat on it

Is he gonna bum you

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anyone over 17 stone should be gassed

ye, she is, ready to dominate my ass

watching nonce hunting videos lads

get massive mental satisfaction from seeing people's lives ruined in a matter of minutes

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

you're gay mate

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posting my willy in 5

Only half gay, like women too

MEEEEEEEEEEEEET

THE CHALLENGE
MAKE THE CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would rather you didn't cheers

fuck off you fucking fat nigger shitcunt
would push you over and watch you struggle to stand up
half gay is the same as full gay

WE'RE ALRIGHT!

Guess so, does mean I can have a nice marriage and just get bummed on the side though

manchester

*flick my wrist turning your jaw into a amalgamation of fine particulates*

heh.. that should teach you

fake, can see the pixels

daddy diddled me

Pengchester

I've seen somewhat plump yank tourists on occasion but never full on hamwhales

would be curious to see how a person of that size would fare on the Yamanotesen during rush hour

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just IMAGINE discovering a huge amount of oil off your shore at your economic nadir and getting LITERALLY NOTHING out of it unless you're a currency speculator

Just IMAGINE the kind of country that would allow such a thing to happen
JUST imagine what living there must be like

What if you're wearing a skirt? That makes you a girl you know.

Miguel Primo de Rivera la

Hi, television's Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson here, reminding you never to be a Canadian.

take the piss

what are you on about? the UK got a lot out of it

very cute cheki

glad Tim aka the susan poster got to meet his idol in real life

why shouldnt i invest ALL my money down the the pennies into bitcoin ? i can always jump in front of a train if it goes belly up

it's still going down
wait for the floor then buy buy buy

So close lads, what comes after 7?

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VERY sick of the 'girl wearing hat and a choker' gimmick.

100% of THOTS i see outside are wearing EXACTLY that.

there's a line in a track by The Streets where are Mike says "I just finished Gran Turismo on the hardest setting"
I always wondered, do those games actually have difficulty settings?

might get addicted to heroin

got nothing else going on

Canada?

>senpai noticed me

why does she have a pic of ar Brendan on her phone

>THOTS
bet you've never had a girlfriend to be honest, bit cringey

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made a muggery of myself last night again

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Don't do it, m8. Go get a dune buggy or something and tear up all the plains out there. Knock the shit out of kangaroos for fucking with yer vineyard.

here's a trick i use to remember:

why is 6 scared of 7?

because 7 used to run with the IRA

Why does the girlfriend insist on constantly texting me?

Is this just what girlfriends do?

never had a gf me

haha yeah :)

In English? Don't know how anyone can still find the thot meme funny

nah but you can turn help indicators like the driving line off

fuck off newcunt

>trans
>she
>HUMAN

OK sweaty x, don't need to get all fired up over your Internet jokes, come in for dinner

i remember an /r9k/ post that had exactly this premise

Any income generated was blown on short-termist projects (like subsidizing high unemployment or tax cuts.)
The oil reserves were privatised rather than delivering their profits directly to the state, so a huge chunk went to investors.
Then you've got the Dutch Disease on top of that.

If we'd only discovered the oil in say 2015 we'd be better off by far, since we'd have had to take different choices. (And you never know, we might even invest the income with the awareness that it's temporary...)

REALLY fucking bored lads

I'm not "sweaty"

fucking WEW that SNAP, sent shivers down me spine it did.

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watch this then streamable.com/4a5z0

found it

have had a few girls ask me out and others give me strong hints that they liked me, i always sperged out though

if anyone asks me why i just say i was asexual like morrissey

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>anime webms

Never, ever open these, let alone watch them.

If she says she's a girl and I wouldn't think twice about gender if she didn't have a pegnis, it's a she
Was it the one about the tranny prostitute, no prostitutes involved here

JANNY

big fan

wish i still had a trampoline

got some doritos in the cupboard

Saw one on the news yesterday, blew away in that storm, pretty sad, kid must be heartbroken

That happens all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=U326Vm3XHFg

*jumps on it*

what accent is that