ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island

ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island.

*shoots polar bear*

>tfw stuck in remote island with horny anons

>wake up on lost island
>remember uma delicia monkey soup recipe from shitposting in Sup Forums
>find monkey
>make soup
>uma delicia
>dont starve until I get saved

Thanks Brazil

time for some finnish massage :3

i drink the sea water to die faster

my first impulse would be to make a club and go bash the skull in on every animeposting subhuman, they would only drag us down.

>Hello Anons
>My people have lived on this island for millions of generations.
>We are sons of the Ocean, and...

All of Sup Forums at once:
>MUH HERITAGE!

>find out everyone posting "fuck wh*Toids" is actually white

Id kill the gay russian and Estonian

Lord of the flies all over again

*kills this faggot first*

Americans personify Piggy

I hope Norway isn't here

I do everyday

*Kills communist piece of shit second*

*fucks Estonian posters*

Makes a swede my wife and start my tribe.

Would literally liquidate the jaw of anyone calling me a kike. And then make sweet love to Femvak.

>tfw all anons get together around the fire and jerk each other off, like a chain of masturbation

who will be the first to be turned into SOPA DE HUMANO UMA DELICIA?

An American for sure.

>make a little norway for all the norwegian anons
>discover oil
Profit

Well that's everyday for me.

Kind of hard though since the Swede would probably have 20cm and 20kg on you

*tips fedora*

*nails fedora to your greasy head*

Let's see you tipping it now faggot.

um hi I am Norwegian heritage...? Can I in Norway?

I'm coming for you Pekkae

miracle would happen. all nations that hate themselves would become friends again. we and serbs would have our own tribe.

Exterminate the the inferior wh*Toids with my Turkish BLACK brothers and set a up new BLACK utopia