/NFL/ GENERAL: CHIEFS ARE LEGIT DANGEROUS EDITION

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE LEGITIMATELY DANGEROUS GUYS

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youtu.be/OdAtI3SeHhM
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NO:Michael Thomas left off final injury report
BUF:McCoy (ankle) expected to play vs. Jaguars
FA:Jon Gruden's deal for 10 years, $100 million
CAR:Funchess questionable, will play vs. Saints
FA:Report: Raiders to name Gruden HC on Tuesday
JAC:Marqise Lee officially questionable vs. Bills
LAR:Rams lead league with six first-team All-Pros
BAL:Packers want to interview BAL asst GM DeCosta
MIN:Vikings deny Packers request to talk to Paton
CAR:Cardinals to also interview Panthers DC Wilks
CLE:Corey Coleman's Browns future 'uncertain'?
BUF:LeSean McCoy upgraded to 'limited' on Friday

NEWS

Tom Brady has NEVER won a game against Joe Montana.
Tom Brady has NEVER won a playoff game against the Bills.

Not the GOAT

Is that true?

How would Sup Forums react if Bortles beats Brady?

Bortles is shit.

It will happen because
Jags = Owl

REAL THREAD WITH NEWS IN OP

lmao user. "Real thread"
These are both threads stating /nfl/ general and this one was posted first.

NOW THIS IS AN OP I CAN GET BEHIND

Why are the raiders going after a guy that’s been broadcasting for the last decade? His brother is doing alright in DC, but why get a guy that has been out of the game for so long?

If a defender gets the ball during a pitch is it a pick or a fumble?

if it's going backwards, a fumble recovery. if it's going forwards (which seems unlikely on a pitch play), a pick.

Depends on if it's a forward or backwards toss I think

>When she goes back to her douchebag ex even though you whooped his ass on national television

SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU THE WAY SHE LOVED ME

I choose this thread

Oh, hey Alex

>100,000,000$

this one was posted wrong

Ultimate meme team

Please. Your super bowl only happened because he knew the damn plays the Raiders offense was calling.

The bills haven't been in the Pla Yoffs in Brady's entire career.

If last digit is 1-9, chiefs beat titans

what the fuck would you even do with ten million dollars a year?
what does that work out to after cali/nv taxes? 6 something? that's still half a mil per month
christ

Brady was too scared of playoff Bills to let them to playoffs. Pathetic.

Well that and because we got there by steamrolling the NFC and bending you over a bench and making you our fucking bitch in front of america.

Tired of this meme. It's not our fault the raiders are incompetent. We'd have beaten them regardless. No one was stopping that defense.

Fresh look. past success. Honestly I wouldn't want him based on how much he overvalued Manziel at the draft.

Enjoy your win you didn't deserve.

Titans beat Chiefs, zbills beat Jags. IDK about ncf.

tfw this turns out to be true

it has the news on the first post.
Grow up buddy, everyone chose this thread. 20 unique IPs chose this thread. Which means they accepted how it was posted, however C- the work was.

I see you Buccme

Catb owl

>you didn't deserve
>Shut down Jerry Rice and Tim Brown for 3 hours
>Didnt deserve

Stay salty nigga. Enjoy your move to vegas.

Nice to see you.

>bucme can't fuck a real woman, so making analogies where the football team he roots for has sex is the closest he'll get
truly sad

How much is Jimmy G worth?

1 Jimmy G.

at least a handful of lube

>I DID IT MOM

It's a sabotage!

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/22/jerry-rice-agrees-with-tim-brown-bill-callahan-sabotaged-us/

Wooh! You beat a team that got sold out by their coach.

>one hundred dollars for an old washed up meme HC
>one hundred and twenty five million for a shook meme QB made of glass

he'll probably get paid around $22mil/year, possibility of it getting near 25 depending on if Cousins signs before him and what he gets because the 49ers have so much cap space

who the fuck are you?

Big money Mark making things happen
Chucky coming home
Gannon leaving the booth, Gonna teach Carr that side arm
Thank you Based Carr

when will sean mcdonough get a head coaching gig

...

>We didn't lose
>It was a CONSPIRACY
>Our coach WILLINGLY missed out on million dollar bonuses and establishing himself as a super bowl winner

Literally LMAO at your life. Raidcucks are the worst fanbase.

A respected vet

do people actually believe the espn hitjob on brady?

a literally who

The Chiefs are legit homosexual

With only 18 hours or so until the Playoffs begin, time to answer a few questions lads.

>what team do you want to win the Owl this year
>what team do you think is going to win the Owl this year
>what are your thoughts on /yourteam/ in general this season
>who do you think improved the most this season
>who do you think shat the bed the most this season

It's 2018 homosex can make babies

>>what team do you want to win the Owl this year
Not the Pats, Steelers, or NFC South. Literally anyone else.
>>what team do you think is going to win the Owl this year
The Pats
>>what are your thoughts on /yourteam/ in general this season
Kill me
>>who do you think improved the most this season
My tolerance for whisky
>>who do you think shat the bed the most this season
Kill me

bring back mike alstott and you are guaranteed a ring

>Rasm
>Vikes
>Ravens, great D, fell apart without Jimmy Smith, terrible offense, WRs can't get open
>Rasm offense and Bears defense
>Cards, same as last year

Derek Carr is 4-17 against teams that eventually went to the playoffs.

Yes, we know. Derek Carr is shit.

>Derek Carr
Can we just start calling him the eggman

>forcing memes

t. No namer

Did you also know..
>Be Derek Carr
>have the best pass protecting offensive line in the league
>Be the least sacked starting QB in the league
>have a bunch of weapons around you and solid all around on offense

yet despite that

>one of the worst accuracy ratings among starting QBs
>Most intercept able passes thrown by any qualifying QB
>still hasn't posted a league average YPA
>below average QB Rating every year
>6th highest Failed Completion Percentage in the league

And this dude is the second highest paid QB in the league? lmaooooo

I actually have met the guy a few times cause he sent his son to my middle school back in the day.

I remember one time I showed up to a school event in 6th grade a bit early and was sitting in the front row. I heard people sit behind me and there was a big commotion suddenly. I turned around and it was Mike fucking Alstott sitting right behind me. My middle school brain got the idea to impress him by sitting up super fucking straight for the rest of the night. I hope he noticed my amazing posture.

He's got all sorts of medical problems thanks to running like he was a fucking battering ram. He owns a restaurant in clearwater near the waterfront that's super fancy so he has no reason to re-enter football at all. His son is kind of a prick

>Derek Carr
youtu.be/OdAtI3SeHhM

>intercept able passes
Explain this meme, I saw some cowsoys faggot use this but he never said what it actually fucking meant.

i'll soften ur face and body bb

1.Jags
2. I know the Patriots will win again...
3. Bucs fan, and some one should tell Winston that if he throws the ball to the other team again he will be fired. Out of one of the ships cannons. Least it will give the fans some joy.
4. Jaguars
5. 0-16

>tfw Brian France will buy us and run us straight into the ground just like he did to NASCAR

Or knowing him he'll be a deadbeat owner and put some GM suit in charge

>5. 0-16
It's not shitting the bed when the bed is already made of shit

It is 7:37 and Jake Delhomme just threw another interception

You will get some meme saudi oil lord and he will ban women reporters from the press conference

Worked good for the Jaguars. Khan seems like a fun guy to be around.

>Patriots actually do fall apart and the media was right

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the 22nd best defense and the most dangerous offense in the NFL will miss the AFC Championship Game this upcoming season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB it isn't even debatable)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE he will put up 1,000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Chris Conley (can sometimes catch the ball when thrown directly between the numbers and no DBs are within 5 yards of him)
>Kareem Hunt (literally a Jamaal Charles clone without the injuries and fumbles)
>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL and also leading the league in the coveted beaten gfs/game statline)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>12th best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 LB corp
>Top 10 D-Line
>Top 10 O-Line consisting of:

>LT: Eric "MayMay Watt cucked by moi" Fisher
>LG: B. "no one actually knows about me" Witzmann
>C: Mitch "GOAT rookie Center" Morse
>RG: Laurent "I'm literally a fucking doctor too" Duvernay-Tardiff
>RT: M. "please don't bully me" Schwartz

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Kansas City Chiefs' AFCDG-win drought ends in 2017-2018

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Khan is the fun kind of arab

You're gonna get this kind

My bro made chili, should I go eat some more? I just ate like 4 hours ago

He looks pretty fun

sweet blog

>Vikes
>Vikes
>overachieved. this was our rebuild year (Bills)
>rams offense. i can't even say the Forehead is the best coach whose name starts with "Sean Mc"
>bucs

Okay, but you didn’t answer my question

The Hunt/Hill predictions are kinda legit.

no but i retweeted it

>no news in the OP
>chef rambling
garbage thread

Vikings
Patriots
I expected the Vikings to fall somewhere around 6-10, so it’s been exciting
Rams
Lions

>chiefs are legit dangerous

>another huge NFL story line about the Pats before the big game in an attempt to drum up ratings

enough of this shit

Yeh dude

JUST WATCH OUR ADS AND BUY FROM OUR MERCHANTS GOYIM

enough of the truth? inside sources have known for years that tom and guerrero are butt boys

I really hope people start waking up to how the media operates. It's so obvious but people are so uninformed.

>Chiefs
>Rams
>we've had our ups and downs but the only thing that matters is how good you're playing going into the playoffs and I think we're playing good enough to beat any team
>Goff easily
>probably the raiders or the bucs. Raiders were a disappointment but it made me happy. Bucs not so much. Wish they made the playoffs

Are you implying the games are fixed? do you have any idea how UNLIKELY that is and if it was the case, how incredibly hard it would be to pull off

Tell us more 12 year old apostle.

Patriots vs Vikings would draw dimes to the NFL

Literally me (The OP) posted the news in the first (first) post of the thread, so the amount of time it'd take (you) you to read the news is nearly the same as it would have in a thread with the news in the OP.

Eat your own cock.

>Patriots
>Patriots, but the Jags and Vikes have legit shots imo
>thank god Brady is still being Brady because our defense has been total garbage
>Bills
>Browns

So, who wins tomorrow?

Where do you inform yourself from that can't be called "the media"? Fucking /sp?

titans falcons
I dislike both but I bet that's what happens.

>trying to piss off Brady and Bill before the playoffs

Bad idea, ESPN