Conscription thread

What you usually do in your mandatory military service?
How is it in Austria and how it used to be Germany?
>Get up at 8 am
>go the base
>Initiate formations and checklists
>Stand up in the cold sun for 1 hour while we do exercise, the poor fat ones get humilliated and overexploited with exersice.
>Sing anthem and march with flag
>11 am
>Finally, we get to a amall but nice classroom and teach us some laws and curiosities
>Had the fortune to have a tolerant and nice sergeant
>Talked to us how they capture the drug lords
>Teaches us to handle guns with some ww1 era rifles without ammo
>Finally 1 p.m
>Say goodbye and change clothes and go home
>few to none homework tho

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Usual day at barracks is something like this

>Get up at 06:00
>morning run
>7 am breakfast
>Training till lunch
>Training till dinner
>Free time usually starts at around 18:00
>Silence at 22:00

>get up 6am
>flag circle jerking
>eat
>dress green tiny shorts
>run for 2 hours making all the ladies stop what they are doing and give a look at our dicks waving inside the tiny shorts
>menial work
>eat
>menial work and random army stuff
>eat
>bath with lads
>exchange porn with friends
>try to masturbate, but fail because army gives you a weird tea that suppress your erections
>go sleep

I'm being conscripted in a few months. It's for 22 months.

For normies boot camp would be
>wake up at 5
>get shouted at all day
>inhale the BO of chads in a crammed 16-bunk room

I have medical reasons so my enlistment will be an office job from 9-5 going home every day.

Note that this is in tropical weather. Boot camp is on a jungle island and there's a hellish 5-day camp in there.

>tropical
Yeah, i know that feel.

At less you don't have to cross rivers and spend a night inside the mud with temperatures of 4ºC.

Something like this

>army gives you a weird tea that suppress your erections
wtf?

How the fuck are you getting 4-degree weather in br
Southern states?

Ask again in two weeks, my basic training starts in November

I remember one time when we were flown to northern Sweden during the winter were we had to build a """tent""" and be on our guard for 72h with potential enemies coming. Eating only pea soup in -30C for 72h while being on guard the whole time was pure cancer.

Is military service mandatory in Sweden?

I've heard that there's barely any running anymore

on -30? how did you piss. or more important how did you shit without freezing?

So people don't scape the army to fuck their gfs...
Also, the officer say that is to build muscle mass.
>Southern states?
Yep.
43ºC at summer
4ºC at winter (but our winter last for 2 weeks, and has 3 weeks of 20ºC between those 2 weeks)

It was until like 8 years ago and then it was reinstated this year. I did mine back in 2004 though

You shit in the woods of course but all the pea soup made you shit liquid so you went fast. Peeing in -30 isn't really that much of a problem.

Dunno if things have gone in a more chocolaty way in last few years, but i'd imagine that fighting units are as physical as ever

Nice.
Here it's 31 all year and humidity is likewise always high.

i thought it was for not fucking each other in the barracks

Dodget it :^}

I honestly cant tell if it's better to have basic training in winter or summer

Imo it's better to suffer winter during basic and actually get to enjoy doing the fun stuff in the latter part of your service

Finished my service in a mortar platoon this June.

>get up at 6:00
>Running/exercise 6:05-6:25
>Hygiene 6:25-7:05
>Breakfast 7:10-7:20
>Training until lunch
>Lunch
>Training until 16:00-ish
>Physical training/additional training or free time if lucky
>Lunch 18:00-18:10
>Free time
>Lineup, personnel check, and anthem singing 20:30-21:00
>Barracks cleaning, hygiene 21:00-22:00
>Bedtime 22:00

Also we'd go to camps pretty often, the longest being 3 weeks

>pic related

Shit, forgot to add that I served for 11 months

why your hand grenades is from Sweden

most of our equipment is from Sweden or Germany

We're one of the biggest weapon exporters in the world per capita

why you;re so evil and cruel sweden
whu

Because Swedes and Germans gave them for practically nothing. They're still better than Russian grenades.

They also wanted to give us fighter jets but our stupid leaders thought we have no use for them. Now Americans, Brits, etc. fly around.

i aint amerindian so i don't need to join the army kek

but if war starts you wont have anything else but russian grenades kek

they're not russian, we stole F-1 from the French.

however Kaitseliit use BTR 80s

We don't use their stuff anymore. We gave it all to the Kurds to fight ISIS. We did have a lot of Kalashnikovs etc. We probably still have them for when we have to do guerilla warfare against them, that's the only way to fight Russians.

pls don;t fight russians, don't kill me

True, Kaitseliit has a few BTRs. But their entire system is based on a single soldier offing guys behind enemy lines. Regular Russian forces will overrun but that's where Kaitseliit kicks in.
youtube.com/watch?v=h5rQFp7FF9c

Narva is 90% russian, kaitseliit is not welcome there

Oh okay, well fortunately there's still Kaitsevägi :3

We did a march in Narva. A US B-52 Stratofortress bomber with nukes flew over. I thought it was funny how they didn't tell people what kind of an aircraft that is. But Russian military thinkers probably understood.

i was in mortar company too and we seemed to have more camping than other companies.
Fucking hated cleaning that fucking tube after every day

I was the driver of the mortar team, so while they were cleaning the tube, I was cleaning the fucking truck alone. Hated it just as much though

Did you fire mortars at perceived enemies?

Obligatory reminder that conscription is slavery, and civilized countries rely on professional armies that are more effective, much cheaper, and don't violate the human rights of their own citizens'.

Worked out for sweden

This

quick

We have storage facilities holding them by the hundreds of thousands. Since supply is so high and demand so low they are worth roughly as much as three AK rounds.

>free time before cleaning the barracks
Now that's some chocolate shit right dere

Did not though.

You live in a glorified police state. Sure, it's shiny and pristine on the outside, but dig a little deeper, where the facade cracks, and you'll find it's rotten, and putrid on the inside.

Yeah we did a few times. It was one of the coolest experiences of my life because you could actually see the bomb flying and exploding once on the ground. The distance was 500-600 m
There was always 3 assigned soldiers who had to monitor and make sure the barracks were always kept clean. If they were too dirty, we had to clean during free time. The after free time cleaning was just general cleaning

We always had inspections before free time, or in the first few months what would've been free time if the NCOs weren't so god damn good at finding cosmic dust in places we've spent hours cleaning.
Good times (as soon as I became a NCO)

You seem to be one of those people thinking we go through conscription to fight for our rotten politicians or something, and that's just wrong. We go through conscription to be able to defend ourselves, our homes, our families, our people if the need arises

If countries with small populations want to have an effective defense system, then have no choice use conscription.
I personally enjoyed conscription, Gained lots of new cool experiences and friends.

no choice to use conscription*
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You're just gonna do shitty jobs like gardening and guarding the base. Exercise frequently and other errands.

t. Officer.