/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Thanks to the deletion of the old thread due to 6.000.000 american """"sports"""" thread here a new one.

Today: Women's and Men's Pursuit starting at ~12.45 resp. ~15:00

Oberhof schedule:
>04.01 12:30 Women 7.5km Sprint - Winner: Anastasia Kuzmina
>05.01 14:15 Men 10km Sprint - Winner: Fucktardlol
>06.01 12:15 Women 10km Pursuit
>06.01 15:00 Men 12.5km Pursuit
>07.01 11:30 Women 4x6km Relay
>07.01 14:30 Men 4x7.5km Relay

Women's Pursuit startlist:

1 y KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 0:00
2 r KAISA FIN 0:35
3 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 0:40
4 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 0:47
5 BRAISAZ Justine FRA 0:53
6 NOWAKOWSKA Weronika POL 1:08
7 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR 1:08
8 PERSSON Linn SWE 1:11
9 RANSOM Julia CAN 1:14
10 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 1:17
11 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 1:19
12 PREUSS Franziska GER 1:20
13 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 1:20
14 FROLINA Anna KOR 1:22
15 YURLOVA-PERCHT Ekaterina RUS 1:25
16 WIERER Dorothea ITA 1:26
17 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1:26
18 BRORSSON Mona SWE 1:27
19 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 1:32
20 GUZIK Krystyna POL 1:34
21 BESCOND Anais FRA 1:37
22 SEMERENKO Vita UKR 1:38
23 BEAUDRY Sarah CAN 1:39
24 HAMMERSCHMIDT Maren GER 1:43
25 PIDHRUSHNA Olena UKR 1:45
26 LAUKKANEN Mari FIN 1:46
27 HAUSER Lisa Theresa AUT 1:47
28 AYMONIER Celia FRA 1:49
29 FURUYA Sari JPN 1:51
30 MUN Jihee KOR 1:51
31 HOEGBERG Elisabeth SWE 1:53
32 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1:53
33 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark NOR 1:53
34 HOJNISZ Monika POL 1:53
35 SKARDINO Nadezhda BLR 1:54
36 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 1:59
37 VIROLAINEN Daria RUS 2:00
38 AKIMOVA Tatiana RUS 2:00
39 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA 2:05
40 RAIKOVA Alina KAZ 2:05
41 GASPARIN Elisa SUI 2:08
42 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 2:09
43 JISLOVA Jessica CZE 2:10
44 KLIMINA Darya KAZ 2:10
45 HERRMANN Denise GER 2:13
46 CADURISCH Irene SUI 2:14
47 GASPARIN Selina SUI 2:16
48 HOFFMANN Susanne AUT 2:18
49 POLTORANINA Olga KAZ 2:18
50 LEHTONEN Venla FIN 2:19
51 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 2:20
52 TOMINGAS Tuuli EST 2:24
53 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA 2:26
54 MAGNUSSON Anna SWE 2:27
55 HONZ Vanessa GER 2:27
56 FENNE Hilde NOR 2:29
57 SOLEMDAL Synnoeve NOR 2:31
58 VARVYNETS Iryna UKR 2:37
59 TANDY Megan CAN 2:38
60 NILSSON Emma SWE 2:44

Also reminder that there is a 10km Langrenn Mass Start at 14:15.

>norway 33rd, 56th and 57th
Let's go Braisaz

Can't wait for next year's races in France desu :^))))))

Comfy saturday morning. Why noone here?

The frog tears will be delicious if there wont be another race next year.

Important question:

Kuzmina - smash or pass?

1. Makarainen
2. Braisaz
3. Hildebrand

Hard pass

What happened to Kaisa? ;(

Too much of her brother's features?

>not watching Stoch shatter hopes and dreams of g*Rmans tonight in Bischofshofen

Will he do the quadreble?

Meaning?

Wojciech pls. Why are you skiers so shit btw.

Vitkova was ahead of her

She fell

who should i cheer for

save us tandrevold

an horse (Dunklee)

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Is bullying Laukkanen a sport?

Kuzmina miss!

Hildebrandt collaps on the last lap. Mark my words.

Kaisa has either shitty skis or her form has gone to shit.

another miss!

dammit

What bothers me the most is the fact that Kaisa takes so long at the range and still shoots like a shit.

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Kaisa is not her usual self today

Overthinking it desu.

>vi beklager feil på lyden

Chink moot needs to finally enable sound on this board.

Based

Hello, I'm Stian Eckhoff, coach of Norway's womens biathlon team since 2015. Somehow I'm still employed haha

Love it

Germany BTFO!

stop fugging tiril

Who's the biggest slut in biathlon? Who is the most pure?

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He fucks your best athlete.

Changed men's coach, now they're the best team

The women keep Eckhoff, they keep losing

Tie between Thotrotea Wierer and Gabriela Cocklover.

Purest is Kaisa for sure.

This is the worst pursuit ever

I want to breed Kaisa

Rude

Based Wierer cucked the Germans, so 'no'

But I like the Germans

Wierer is German herself. So lol: no.

Is this roid acne on Kuzmina's cheeks?

>Fenne
>6 misses
REEEEREEEEE

>mari
>norway
>russia

Not everyone who beats you is roiding, Fritz

My thoughts exactly. It is.

Who beat up Solemdal?

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See ya in an hour

B-but they'll be great at the Olympics!

Just a cheeky joke, Ole. I'm probably the only one who doesn't hate Kuzmina here.

Maybe some rapefugee triee out his new pick-up line on her?

your jokes are bad

How's /ourgurl/ Diggins doing?

Fighting for 3rd against Parmakeksi

Women's Team Sprint in the Olympics is gonna be nice
NOR: Falla/Weng
SWE: Nilsson
FIN: Parmakeksi/Laukkanen
USA: Diggins
SUI: Faendrich/van der Graff

damn that eye looks awful...

I just hope Jessie doesn’t lose too much time today. The track is tough and classical style is obviously not her thing. Parmakoski might maul her. Good thing it’s mass start

Don’t forget Bjornsen

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Wtf why is diggs leading the group

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Diggins got good skis looks like

Jessie looking good

Why is Ostberg towing on Weng again?

Good shit Jessie

Worried about Diggins lads

Wonder if Weng will be whining in the end zone today

Rip 3rd place

>that giant parmakoski ass

>fourcadewinslol

I believe we will win!

>10sec behind Parmakoski
possible, but not likely.

>Germans chanting in unison

This pic is Wierer tier.

webum?

Is Emil, dare I say it, finally back?

>Fucktard getting btfoed

best timeline tßh

yes
timestamp

why is bö suddenly shit i have money on him

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NORWAY

Based!

>Height 1.60 m (5 ft 3 in)

Small with bunda, damn DAMN

Svendsen - Fourcade duel? What is this, 2013?

>not liking 1,80 Vikingettes

Damn frog, but this is some seriously high level biathlon

Also why did Furcade turn towards Svendsen when he was done shooting?

banter I guess, not a smart move imo

because he is a jerk?

It's missing around kg of makeup for that desu.

How would you prevent a group of oilniggers to follow you ? Being poor ?

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Dumb literal frogposter

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French """""banter"""""

no that's not banter, that's shitposting