OFFICIAL FA CUP THIRD ROUND: FLEETWOOD TOWN v LEICESTER CITY MATCH THREAD

Saturday's FA Cup action starts with the return of a certain Jamie Richard Vardy to the club that made him into the Premier League winner and England star he is tod- hang on, he's not fit. Well that throws that introduction out of the window.

Uwe Rosler's reign at Fleetwood has been nothing short of impressive though and just missed out on a play-off final place last season. You have to think that Claude Puel's Leicester reserves will still be good enough to beat them.

Kick-off at 12:45pm with coverage

Cod XI: Neal, Coyle, Bell, Eastham, Dempsey, Burns, Bolger (c), Glendon, Hunter, Schwabl, Cole.
>Subs: Cairns, Pond, Hiwula, McAleny, Jones, Biggins, Sowerby.

Lelster: Jakpuovic, Amartey, Benalouane, Dragovic, Chilwell, James, King (c), Silva, Barnes, Gray, Slimani.
>Subs: Hamer, Iheanacho, Albrighton, Maguire, Okazaki, Ndidi, Choudhury.

>Kick-off at 12:45pm with coverage on BBC One
that should have said.

I fucked that up.

>rough cocaine-fueled friday night sesh
>comfy football and shitposting saturday in bed

feels good lads

>play in red
>Play Mr blue sky over sound system

Fleetwood town are officially the bad guys

>Doing cocaine

What's it like not having a unique personality? Do you get put in storage until a terrible club in town needs to make up the numbers

I'm not really that good at talking to women

need a bit of courage from somewhere

>if the Fleetwood keeper keeps a clean sheet in the 90 minutes Papa John's will give him free pizza for live

C'mon Leicester. Be nice

why is this live and not newcastle-luton with 7.500 luton fans

1. Matches with 3:00 kick offs can't be televised
2. This is Fleetwood's first match against a top flight team, Newcastle have been on TV plenty of times already
3. No one gives a shit about either Newcastle or Luton

>What's it like not having a unique personality?
t. a 'redpilled' white nationalist frogposter who watches anime and plays 'vidya'

Shadilay!

BBC bought it because muh vardy returns

and he didn't even play lmao

>slimani playing
probably the first time these fleetwood supporters have seen a muslim

Those houses have a comfy view of the pitch

Shit, I just thought they were doing Football Focus from Fleetwood's clubhouse.

Wtf? I love Fleetwood now!

>Ian Nacho can't even start against Fleetwood

Fuck sake

With no Vardy, the interest in this match simmers down to fuck all. Wolves vs. Swansea will probably be the one to watch, what with the "they're better than 'alf the Premier League" meme.

indirect freekick that la

Without shirt colours it would be hard to work out which team won the premier league two seasons ago

All 3 of those were incorrect. Good job dumbass

Good morning
Someone put the kettle on, that's a good lad

Vardy you're under contract play your old team you twat

So this is the power of "proper footy"

To be fair Fleetwood have been promoted 6 times in a decade

>tfw this is the "magic of the FA cup"

*Places electric kettle on the gas burner*

What a comfy stadium.

By a magnitude of ten, fuck all

who fleetwood /lifelong/ here?

>For the first time in 67 years no non-league team (i.e. from Level 5 or below) made the Third Round Proper, with all 32 such teams having been knocked out over the course of the first two rounds, including 10 in the Second Round Proper by teams from Level 3 or 4
Shittiest FA Cup confirmed

>vardys return
>Sits in the stands and doesn't make the squad

ayy

Have they been relegated 4 times?

*fills mug with water and puts it in the microwave*

No, they played in one of those meme leeagues like conference premier north west or something

Um... k.. what city are you?
Your Daily Consupm tion of Paint Chips, See Beua Play?

*microwaves some water*

>tfw just got a 1kg bag of dusted milk bottles, and eating them during the football
Maximum comfy

>A wise guy

Eating some ricecakes here lad, comfy

Love milk bottles, do they still sell beer bottles as well?

*runs the hot tap until it gets really hot*

>tfw falling into the new year new me trap but writing it off for today because I'm going to the football and my team aren't entertaining unless you drink

Any flavour? Or just lightly salted?

>avatarfagging

>Blackwashing

It's a different problem not a solution

Topped with ham, cheese and salad

That's a nice stand for a non league stadium.

Could destroy a bag of caramel snack a jacks right now

Rice cakes smell like dry cardboard to me

Wouldn't know, I'm afraid. I looked all around the shops to see if any of them still sold dusted milk bottles. They didn't even have them in Wilko's pick and mix. Ended up having to order a bag off Amazon.

They're in league 1

I think they're a relatively new team 2bh

Aren't (You) supposed to be assassinating some shitty thumbsucker with a bowl haircut today
>Or are you a noncom today?
Which one are you, I guess, is what I'm driving at... are look the same desu

le lower league bang the drum to create an atmosphere man

Yeah that's what he said, non league

State of Leicester when they can't park the bus and hoof it

>Having a drummer

Disgrace to the league

kino copter shots bbc

too bad that's all you're good for

Middlesbrough 1 - 0 Blunderland

Some of those houses have a great view.

The absolute STATE of blunderland

adrien silva cost 20x the price of the fleetwood squad and he's been invisible so far

Invözilble

why the fuck isn't this the 12:45 one on tv

"muh vardy return"

they bargained on vardy starting and the other is just a boring championship fixture played 2x already during the season

You really don't want to watch Sunderland m8.

>Devante

What a cheeky lad.

>This game was picked over an actual derby

Fuck that paedos running BBC

I'd rather watch the shitty championship fixture than ex-Barnsley loanees: the game

>Cod Army - Papua New Guinea

That's a first

You're thinking of Sunderland fans

Neutrals love a good train wreck

Both of those teams are fucking boring

silva ded

When Fleetwood play Morecambe is it the fish pie derby?

Oh I'm sorry, I must have missed the entertaining part of this match

magic of the cup

>Dig a hole and bury him

Fuck I love the lower leagues

did they just announce the gate receipts?

Thought they were announcing someone getting a parking ticket

Top kek. Banter

How could a team called Fleetwood not have a drummer though?

Which one of these is meant to be the League 1 team?

we've also had mention of cocaine in this thread

it's all coming together

now someone just needs to have their heart broken

I'm the Lindsey Buckingham of this thread desu.

>that mascot

leicester reserves are mid table league one tier

The red ones, you fucking retard. Leicester literally won the PL two seasons ago, dumb Muslim moron

>thatsthejoke.png

>Denmark in charge of humour

>taking the bait

Spotted the leftists cucks who hate whiteness and masculinity

>Danes and bongs fighting

Just like on The Last Kingdom. Pottery.

...

let's diffuse this situation and just be friends

>BBC have women pundits on mens football now

what next?

Completed it mate

>Woman talking

That woman is like 4'6 too

who's better, the best team from the midlands or the ~15th best team in the north west?