If your drill says 'Binford'... GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!

>If your drill says 'Binford'... GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!

What did Tim "The Toolman" Taylor mean by this?

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He meant that the drill, or as he later refers to it as "tool", has been manufactured by the company "Binford", thus the drill would read "Binford" on it. However most Americans don't say "read as" they prefer the term "says" which also means to talk or prounounce. The joke is playing on the word "says" meaning, making you think that he means "reads as" but he is implying that the drill can talk which is fucking retarded cause drills can't talk

There never was, nor will there ever be, a more comfy television program. Pure Michigan kino. Pun intended.

this

and if he hadn't snitched he'd still be in prison

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Wasn't there an episode toward the end that was supposed to be a huge deal, where Tim cheats on Jill?

AOOOEEEHH??

how do you explain Tim Allen?

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Midwestern Dad.

JUST

*hugghhh^

I do not think so Timothy.

Hmm.

What pun?

>big titted angela

at least he didn't end up hideous I feel like the vast majority of cute child actors end up looking creepy as hell. See Macaulay Culkin

AUGHWEH?

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You JUST know he still get's so much pussy because he was every little girls wet dream back in the 90s.

He's a known homosexual.

Never give up, never surrender!

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