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>MMA Hour 2017 Awards Show
youtube.com/watch?v=DFAsx_dmJ0Q
>Monday Morning Analyst - 219
youtube.com/watch?v=SLxY3Ucoygw&list=WL&index=9
>Promotional Malpractice Live Chat
youtube.com/watch?v=-c6xZF-Rq3E&list=WL&index=12
>Big Brown Breakdown - Episode 60
youtube.com/watch?v=2X615aFINEQ&index=13&list=WL

/heem/ News:
>Dana White: Cyborg vs. Nunes is next; Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov likely before McGregor
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/dana-white-cyborg-amanda-nunes-tony-ferguson-khabib-nurmagomedov-conor-mcgregor

>Ex-champ Robbie Lawler tore ACL in UFC on FOX 26 loss
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-robbie-lawler-torn-acl

>Gabi Garcia discusses Rizin drama, freak show criticism, and tougher opponents
mmafighting.com/2018/1/4/16849230/gabi-garcia-rizin-drama-freak-show-criticism-tougher-opponents-mma

>Cris Cyborg says she prefers top featherweight contender, rather than Amanda Nunes superfight, next
mmafighting.com/2018/1/4/16851724/cris-cyborg-says-she-prefers-top-featherweight-contender-rather-than-amanda-nunes-superfight-next

>Why UFC's Jeff Novitzky doesn't believe Jon Jones intentionally used steroids
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-jon-jones-steroids-use-usada-suspension-jeff-novitzky

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Who is BJ Penn facing next? Is there anyone on the roster he can beat?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

Schaub definitely has a better ground game.

You can be anyone if you put your mind to it
You can beat anyone if you put your mind to it
You can be beaten by anyone if you put your mind to it

bj penn & kailin curran vs. travis browne

jannies BTFO

based

CM Punk for sure my guy. Was gonna say Artem. But of all people he took Cuck Swanson to the limit.

It takes a real man to tap to strikes. Bravery and courage are needed to tap to strikes in front of everyone and not just that, but also to own those taps; not try to hide them or be ashamed of them. It takes true guts and men who can tap to strikes in front of the whole world and stand up and say "Yeah, I tapped to strikes," have my respect.

t, GSP

what a hero

The black cat jinxed Cody

true dat

what about joanna who said she didn't tap to strikes and that rose doesn't hit hard

>got scouted by a few local MMA gyms
>can't train because not enough time

Rate my view, /heem/.

>larping

Jesus Christ iPhones are shit, I’m getting a fucking Samsung.

no shit felix

Maybe we should stop using the German sperg’s friend simulation nicknames and go back to using random stereotypes, don’t you think, Henk?

I said local, not good. I wouldn't be surprised if some of those coaches are salivating at the thought of teaching someone halfway talented.

Why does it bother you so much felix

Favourite double leg specialist who weighs overr 185lbs in the off season?

It doesn’t bother me, and the answer is Chael Sonnen.

>still larping

>I'm an unathletic piece of shit so that means everyone else on /heem/ is as well
Sure buddy, whatever.

>A lot of what [Dana White] says is inconsistencies but I don’t want to take it apart piece by piece. What’s really happening is the UFC is cratering. You look at the ratings they’re getting and you look at their pay-per-view business, which is way down. Why? Because they don’t have the marquee stars that they had before. Because the UFC model is to keep the money for itself and not pay the fighters the way people in boxing pay the fighters, which is a major part of the revenue. So really, he has a real problem getting a deal that will justify the $4.5 billion price that they sold UFC for and neither FOX or anyone else will come close to that price.

>You see, a lot of business is built on myths. You’ve heard the myths for years and in fact he repeats it, that UFC caters to a much younger audience than boxing. We looked at the numbers and when fights were on HBO and SHOWTIME, he was correct. That the audience skewed old, but that wasn’t because the sport, it was because young people couldn’t afford the monthly fee required for HBO and SHOWTIME. When we went to ESPN where their wasn’t a monthly fee, we were blown away. We were up against [the UFC]. Not only did we do many more people, but in the age demographic 18-35 and then 18-49, we did two-and-a-half times the number that they did on their programming. […] Once we were free television on ESPN against their free television on FOX and FS1, it was no contest.

post yfw a senile old jew ethered Dana White

>mfw Greg Jackson just called me BEGGING me to grace his pitiful gym
>mfw he said he'd pay for my flights and would pay me to train, he also called me a better jon jones
>mfw curbed his ass to eat cheetos and shitpost for the rest of my life

name a ufc fighter who will retire undefeated

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Who's the biggest brainlet and who's the smartest UFC fighter

>Brainlet
Cody
>Smart
Cruz

cody sounds like someone who dropped out of sixth grade.

chael doesn't fight in the UFC anymore but I think he is the smartest active fighter. At the very least the most eloquent.

Say what you may about Cody but he's a lucky man I tell ya.

I bet his dad is so proud

>gets heemed by TJ
>gets styled on by 70 year old movie stars
>can't spell his last name
> has more ink than skins
>uses a booster seat to drive
>girls can't get enough him

I'll never understand

Having two 56%ers doesn't mean you have 112%, my man.

Who's next for the best 145 without belt

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chad mendes

I rewatched some of his fights. I think his style will reign supreme in the age of no aldo/conor

That brainlet embarrassed Cruz though.

>uses booster seat
I don't see the problem, he can share it with his upcoming kid.

I was just looking through some records and i just noticed this, TJ consistantly throughtout his career has won 4 fights then lost 1

He's currently on a 3 fight winning streak therefore he is guaranteed to win his next fight and then lose the one afterwards. So if he does fight DJ then beat the house on the Snake winning and then losing in his first title defence back at 135lbs

Zabit magomedsharipov

Cruz wins by out thinking his opponents, you cant out think someone who doesnt think

Lol Cruz lost because Garbrandt was way faster than him. He was swinging at air the whole fight

>tfw closest friends from bjj are brown belts now
>some of them closing in on their black belts
>tfw can still get the better of the ones my size

why did life have to get in the way lads

Interesting that all his losses are very controversial, either split decisions or early stoppages

>lol

>early stoppages
I cant find the webm but he was completely out of it against Dodson

cyborg terrified of nunes? sounds like she'd rather beat up some nobody soccer moms to ride out her contract than get heemed by someone closer to her skillset

youtube.com/watch?v=BQOti5YY8i4

He's gonna fight Rivera and beat him and then lose to DJ.

youtu.be/BQOti5YY8i4

Ok so I pulled it up and maybe the stoppage wasnt as early ad I thought. Then again, Dillashaw was rocked by Garbrandt and came back to win that fight so you never know.

>TJ losing to le midget nigger DJ
If that happens I'm gonna heem DJ myself

True he did, he was a shit tier striker back when he faced Dodson though. He would have probably just been heem'd later that round had it not been stopped then

mizugaki for having a non-meme degree
rosi sexton doesn't count she practicing osteopathy lmfao

Khabib would beat Conor
Conor would beat Tony
Tony would beat Khabib

If you disagree with this you are a casual

>Tony would beat Khabib

Conor's got shit takedown defence - easy for Khabib.

Tony is a black belt in jewish jitsu - He's a natural blockade to Khabib's main weapon.
Tony's a better striker = Tony victory.

Joanna has some growing up to do.
Rose is going to get bashed by the Brazilian ladies thugh

Shit on Cody all you want, he is still my boy.

conor's training and he's actively posting it on social media
combine this with dana's comments on how he'll be stripped if he doesn't fight by march (i know dana's a lying pos but whatever)
based on this i'm going with conor fighting before the summer
may at the latest
now the question is:
who does he fight: khabib or tony?
tony has the interim belt but he got it by defeating the no. 7 of the division
khabib just had a dominant performance against the no. 3 (or 4, i forgot)
tony has the belt so i suppose you have to unify the belts but then again, i don't think a fight against khabib is unsellable because he just came off a massive win against a higher ranked contender
either way, conor is back lads

it doesnt make sense for him not to fight tony

Oh for sure Khabib cant deal with BJJ guys with good striking, for sure RDA destroyed Khabib when they fought my guy

Barboza would heem Conor

rose should have used STEROIDS like claudia and jessica for 10 years and reaped all the benefits before USADA kicked in

rose is a DECENT person though, NOT A CHEATER!

obviously he should fight Tony but we all know the rules don't apply to Goobs. I wouldn't even be surprised if he defended against Kebab because he's more well known than Tony.
That said, Tony is certainly an easier fight for Goobs

Is tj dillashaw the most athletic fighter ever to have lived?

I really dont get "tony won his belt against the seventh best in the division" argument when Lee was the highest ranked guy available to fight at the time of 216

Heeminder that this guy is in heem 18 hours every day. This is who you share heem with

2018 RDA would submit Khalabeeb in 2 rounds.

fair enough
i just used that argument to demonstrate that a fight against khabib wouldn't be completely unfair because he had a very dominant performance against a higher ranked fighter
i actually think a fight against khabib would be a tougher matchup for conor than a fight against tony

>Conor is back
Actually believing this

based

Who do you think Dana considers more of a rival, Bellator or Boxing?

>tfw you realise that pro-Tony arguments against Khabib are literally "awkward angles my man"-tier

He's literally a black belt so no and has multiple sub wins, so no, it isn't
The equivalent would be Conor having some notable Boxing accolades

shouldn't you be getting doland re-elected?

No but you could argue he has the best footwork in the current UFC. Btw are you actually from Ghana?

and more
it's really happening burgerbro

Miocic vs Ngannou is the ultimate black vs white fight, imagine the shitposting, can't wait!

>He's literally a black belt so no and has multiple sub wins, so no, it isn't
And he's a good black belt.
Khabib, however, mauled people with greater achievements. He's also not just a GNP guy, he has world class grappling skills and to think that he'll get from under Khabib just as easy as he did from Kevin would be an illusion he'll have to part with.

>t 189er

>Ultimate black vs white fight
>Literal who's to the general public

G'day lads
Can I get a (You)?

Not an argument

you don't deserve shit with an opinion like that

2011 Bendo vs Current Mickey G, who wins?

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You're just too dumb to elaborate an actual argument. It's fine.

anyone has the webm of thug rose mauling the shit out of paige vanzant?

>mauled people with greater achievements.
Like who? Tibau has a black belt, Khabib didn't maul him, though we know why. RDA has a black belt, Khabib did maul him, but his GnP wasn't as devastating and when they actually got to the ground RDA fared better than a lot of Khabib's other opponents.
Tony probably has more sub wins than RDA, and when you watch him fight he really does lock on tricky submissions. I'm not saying Tony will win, but it's not equivalent to "angles my guy" at all. Tony also has a wrestling background, I think he'll prepare different for Khabib than Lee

That's why I really, really want Khabib/Tony. More than Khabib/Conor or Tony/Conor. From an MMA standpoint it's ridiculously interesting. Can Khabib impose his will on someone like Tony, with his 10th planet BJJ and extensive ground work? He's smashed Horcher, MJ and Barboza recently, and while it's really not like they're shit or anything, they're not as well versed in the ground game

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>just pose around the gym and update your instagram conor
>that should buy you at least another 6 months with the mouthbreathing fans

>being, like, really smart

hahaha did he actually tweet this?

He's a very stable genius