Godzilla 1998

What went so fucking wrong?

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Literally everything.

Nothing

Its a fine monster movie

Calling it godzilla

They let Dean Devlin write the script though desu its still a pretty entertaining monster movie just needed Zilla to fight another monster instead of getting killed by planes

nothing really, its ok

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It was made by bitch ass niggas who didn't understand gojira. At least final wars showed who's top dog

Fuck you. Zilla is best Zilla!!!!!

I can feel the ass pain of whatever Jap wrote this scene

The problem ISNT it's called Godzilla

The problem ISNT what It did or didn't adapt right

THE PROBLEM IS that it's a shit disaster movie that was the precursor to Roland emmerichs later shit like 2012 and 10000 bc and other shit transformers

Every actual critical review at the time didn't care that t was called Godzilla, but that it was basically a bad sign that blockbusters were getting dumber, and they were right.

Also Matthew Broderick is the worst actor ever

How mad are you?

2012 was funny

Not at all, I thought the scene was funny

These. It was a good monster movie, it just wasn't a good godzilla movie

Nothing
Zilla is best godzilla
Literally best and most functional design without the laughable fatty thunder tighs, not a mary sue character that's immune to almost everything with lol atomic breath, decent special effects unlike most jap godzilla movies.
In fact it feels gozillafags only hate it for the sole reason Godzilla is not portrayed as some retarded invicible beast
Also baby zillas are cute

The military radar had a built-in icon representing an enormous pile of fish.

>Literally best and most functional design
What is 2014 Godzilla

Shit

>thunder_tighs.gif
Even the japs laughed at how fat he looked

Wasnt it just a green dot?

>a mary sue character
Do you even know wtf a Mary Sue is?

Yeah that is why Shin Godzilla's tighs were even fatter, right?

hiring a homosexual

That chick from Star Wars 7?

>Even the japs laughed at how fat he looked

WTF are you talking about?

wtf are YOU on about, look at his thighs, looks like fuckin kim kardashian

A
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IGUANA

THICC

A big iguana

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Why does everyone hate on this movie? It was better than the new one... I mean it doesn't compare to the nip ones but it its just an american children's monster movie....

A big iguyna

Literal dogshit design, like some one put googley eyes on a turd and called it a day.

Nothing. It's a fun, silly Roland Emmerich monster movie.

It's better than Godzilla 2014

That's a screencap from the Japanese Godzilla

was it autism?

I actually liked the first 20 minutes of the film

the intro music
the japanese ship being sunked
the footprints
the fishing boats being dragged
and when he rises from the sea with the spikes foreshadowing his desing

from that point on it went down, not much, but it did
it has a place in me since I discovered godzilla thanks to that movie

>In fact it feels gozillafags only hate it for the sole reason Godzilla is not portrayed as some retarded invicible beast
But that's the point, its the same issue transformers has.
Murrican writers/audiences can't accept there is anything stronger then their armed forces even when that's the point of the character.

In transformers human weapons are entirely laughable every version requires humans to steal cybertronian tech to even have a chance.
Bayformers is pretty much a handjob to the military.

Godzilla is meant to be about how nuclear weapons are uncontrollable and how you can't stop the destruction and shit. clappistan godzilla gets taken out by the 9000x folded superior burger armed forces while a bald eagle cries tears of freedom in the background.

They called it a Godzilla movie, but it was really Roland Emmerich trying to make his own version of Jurassic Park.

Matthew Broderick and his love interest

Seriously, both shitty actors and they're story is badly written

>she only follows him for story, but at the end she actually loves him
>he is okay with her using him the whole time cuz my love story

Either nick is that cucked or shorty writing, since it's Roland I'll bet the latter

Non-Godzilla fags are the ones that gave it a low score because it's badly written like all of Roland emmerichs movies made after ID4.

This movie would've been 100 times better if the French guy and hank azaria were the leafs and it were completely played like a comedy

Still better than the force awakens though

Everything about it, but it all starts with Roland.

I am glad we have one decent american Godzilla with the 2014 version.

Military backed out of helping on ID4 because Emmerich wouldn't drop the Area 51 bit. Any idea if he tried to curry their favor in Godzilla because of this?

emmerich is just a whore for american producers, like 90% of his movies reek of fake american patriotism

>That late 90s neon green title font

so damn comfy

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>dem thighs
hnnng

For you...

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the googly eyes are cute

i remember the taco bell commercials for godzilla

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you faggots probably weren't even born yet

The cheesy jokes are really the only thing that makes this hard to watch. Other than that it's a fun monster movie. Anti Zilla fags are literally autistic.

was my favourite film when i was a kid

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THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

very....feminine looking

>fat
>tiny head
>gets his ass kicked in a 2 one 1 fight/would have died if it weren't for human interference

He's a joke

long time no see

how bad did the effects age?

I miss the Taco Bell dog. Bitch ass hispanics got offended and had him removed.

a postosuchus

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It's supposed to look like a victim of radiation burns

Some of the daytime cgi is dated, but most of the nighttime shots still look really good. Since it was the 90's they still did a lot of model work and puppets that still look great. The scene where they blow up the Chrysler building is literally as close as you can get to that actually happening without it actually happening.

It's unironically a fun dumb movie

Broderick is cancer and ruins every film he's in for me, except Wargames but I think that's just nostalgia

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well its female

because of the practical ones used, the effects hold up. cgi is not the best, obviously
also this scene is a miniature shot

Now I'm listening to Sum 41's discography. Thanks user.

As someone who has only seen Godzilla (2014) what Godzilla movies should I watch?

GORZIRRA

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Fuck wrong thread

yeah but

that lizard has titties

They forgot to do a sequel

the original, the return of godzilla, godzilla vs destroyah and Anno's godzilla.
that's it.

Matthew Broderick looks like a good driver

>well its female
its a female (male)

>Destroyah

bravo japan

>went to the theater for Godzilla film
>this happened

FUCK YOU

you cucks keep going to see this, so they keep making more

They did it. It was way better than the movie

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>This huge dinosaur design
I'm okay with this

>No atomic breath
DROPPED

The point of the entire Godzilla is that there is literally nothing more powerful on earth than the might of the United States military, it is a self referential allegory reminding the Japanese people that if they ever chimp out again, justice will be delivered by a fundamental primordial beast from the atomic molten core of the earth.

why do you think we dropped the bomb on Nagasaki? Holy shit pick up a history book you weeb retard.

Did the US drop the bomb to try to stop godzilla?

Yes. Pretty sure they say this in the 2014 movie. I'm pretty sure the radiation caused him to grow and his flesh to be charred black as it is too, but they never say that.

You are out of your fucking mind

did they sample an elephant? fucking lol

No the bomb was Godzilla.

They turned Godzilla into a dinosaur.

Godzilla is not a dinosaur.

He did breath fire once, but it was just shitty regular fire.

It was not a fire breath. It was fire from some cars

It was a good movie, especially for the year.

No.

Watch the scene again. Fire is clearly coming from it's mouth

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It was a great 90s movie, a thrilling popcorn romp for the entire famalam

The soundtrack was the soundtrack to my summer. It got me out of rap as a kid.

I think i finally get it. All of the hate for this movie is coming from buttblasted eurofags.
>MUH GODZILLA CAN'T BE KILLED BY WEAPONS!
Fuck off weeb. it's not your typical jap's supernatural crap, it tries to be somewhat realistic.

It's well documented that the main source of hate for Godzilla 98 is turbo autists and weeaboos. Here is a small taste.