Why do we keep pretending that Kong even has a chance?

Why do we keep pretending that Kong even has a chance?

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fuck off newfag

They can be as big as the plot demands.

They said kong was young, and would grow much bigger

When will they learn?

The most retarded crossover ever tbqh

making kong any bigger is fucking retarded

400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

It is retarded, but that's gonna be the case.

Expect him to be at least 250m

>size
I want to see Kong climbing all over Gojira.

Kong can just make a knife and stab Godzilla in the thighs

Jamie pull that shit up

If heights were equalized or at least near it, Kong would win. He has way better maneuverability. His only problem will be Godzillas tail and his breath blast if he lets that happen.

If Kong is a teenager like they say in the movie then he is close to adult height already and they'd have to pull off some major shenanigans to justify a huge increase.

More likely they will magically be the same size with Godzilla be depicted smaller with no reason given

Godzilla breathes atomic fire.

Godzilla was BTFO by Mothra's babbies and Kong canonically is much stronger than any era Godzilla based on Skull Island. Godzilla is slow and weak.

>hurr durr i'm gonna make a thread about a movie I didn't watch
Look everyone. Look how fucking retarded OP is. How many motherfucking times are you stupid fucking dipshits going to ask why Kong is smaller than Godzilla? Even if you didn't fucking watch it, how the FUCK have you not seen one of the thousands of god damned replies telling you that he's still growing? FFS just commit sudoku already.

It's just gonna be like steve irwin wrestling a crocodile. He doesn't have to be that big

Why? Mothra and Kumonga and Kamacuras exist, and are much larger upscales of their base creature.

Godzilla is 108 m. Did you mean feet? Godzilla is over 300, so I think 250 ft for Kong would be fine

King Kong can reinvent fire
checkmate

i recall godzilla getting beaten in like every single episode of the 1950s movies

> Kong arrives.
> It makes a mess like the monkey that it is.
> Godzilla arrives
> Atomic Breath in Kong
> Godzila leaves

you are correct, my apologized

It's going to take place in an urban environment so Kong can jump around.

Reminder that King Kong is powered by lightning and can probably handle any plasma Godzilla throws at it. He won because of that in the original.

They should make Godzilla vs Sharknado

but Kong isn't supposed to be fuck huge. It ruins the image he has had for almost 80 years. So even if he does grow to the size of Godzilla it really isn't King Kong at that point.

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>Kong's been here for years but he's still growing

Didn't watch the movie huh?

Didn't this guy beat Godzilla?

Well let's look at the stats here

Godzilla
>taller
>larger
>breathes atomic fire
>probably farts atomic farts
>eats nukes
>can't be destroyed by any weaponry

King Kong
>he has no style
>he has no grace
>this kong has a funny face
>handstand when need to
>stretches his arms art for you
>can inflate himself like a balloon

Why do we keep pretending any of these kaiju insects have a chance against the king of kaiju

>5'11

hello manlet

what is this?
I was thinking king ghidora reading your post but then I looked at pic related
holy shit

lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Ancalagon

>Manlets

The Bebop is a lot bigger than I thought.

what's the point of being that big
there's no room you have to liv in space

Cease this meme.

Well it does have to hold both Faye and Spike's ships in it

>This irrelevant ass lizard trying to fit in with far more successful ones
This is the Brendan Fraser of Kaiju
J
U
S
T

>the atmosphere ends at 6000 feet

lmao what

So Kong wins

Monsterlets, when will they learn?

A gorilla is 9 times stronger than a man.
Kong only needs to be 1/9th Godzilla's size to be matched in strength.

For you

>Godzilla is a man

KING KONG VS GODZILLA IS A MOVIE THAT ALREADY FUCKING EXISTS, AND THEY WERE THE SAME AIZE IN THAT 50 YEARS AGO.

Kill yourself fag. is right. Sup Forums has been one of the worst boards on Sup Forums for years.

A monkey can beat a human easy despite being smaller.
And a human can kill an elephant or whale.
So why not?

Reptiles have weaker muscles than mammals.
A godzilla sized man would shit all over godzilla.

I'm liking where this thread is going

Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?

>Godzilla is a reptile
>not a radioactively enhanced super creature

>still believes in atmosphere
do you also believe in global warming and ozone bullshit? every 10 years liberal scientists invent some new thing in the sky that will kill us all unless we pay ransom money.

Kong will wear an armored suit and throw anti-radiation feces at Goji's face to severely weaken him. Screencap this.

Fuck me, fags are probably going to compare it to Dawn of Justice since they'll probably do something like
>Godzilla and Kong fight
>some third monster shows up because that's what happens
>Kong and Gojira team up to defet the monstuer

>radioactively enhanced super REPTILE

Gojira? Go home.

It's not the size of the monster..

>inb4 muh big black Godzilla

maybe Godzilla gets handicapped so that its a more fair fight

because skull island took place in '43 and it was stated in the movie that Kong is still growing(heh). by the time they meet he'll probably conveniently be as huge as Godzilla.

plz

>because skull island took place in '43

lolwut

>skull island took place in '43
1973 acktually

No fucking way that took place in 1943

His parents got killed and were not that big.

>reptile
>radioactively enhanced super reptile

Do you see how there is a difference between those 2?

Actually is Godzilla even a radioactively enhanced mutation in this series??? I thought they're just some sort of pre-Dinosaur saurian species.

He was hit with atomic bombs.

I hope the third monster that Kong and Godzilla have to team up to fight and kill is the American Godzilla so they can, in a comically short and casual way, just rip it's head off.

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Go fight a wolf, nigger. You'll definitely win since you're much bigger.

Sorry, I don't get your super special reference.

So no? How old are you?

>Jesus Christ, that's things like 164,000 tons, thing could rip The Statue of Liberty's arms off, Jamie, pull that shit up.

>reaction faces are super special references

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That face that you posted doesn't really express anything thoough

You're letting them kill Mothra!

>King Kong is powered by lightning
What

It's inspiring to speak to someone who has learned to browse the internet and type efficiently while blind.

He's a permian creature that feeds on radiation.

Just roll with it.

>blind
It's some bottle blonde bimbo in a pink sweater. Her face just looks kind annoyed I guess? Idk, not really a strong emotion to what I typed out.

She's worried because your statement suggests you have sever autism.

>roasties actually caring about anyone but themselves
Lel

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He's a big guy

Ancalagon The Black is a movie I would see

Godzilla is only a little bit taller than Kong.

youtube.com/watch?v=QPPV89XwisU

>making kong
>mfw read this as "mah king kong any bigger"

shit didnt make an sense

they already did it once
and no it's not
he's 355 ft. tall to be exact, kong is getting boosted in size to be more even like in the original king kong VS godzilla
or could be on skull island or what may become "monster island" i feel everyone forgets monster island is a thing

>1962
that aint what OP posted

5'11 vs. 6'1

who wants the next movie after kong(legend or shin godzilla) to fight this guy? because he was a true threat that required godzilla to mutate/evolve to beat him

APELETS BTFO

It's canon. Deal with it.

Oh look another vs movie. Let me guess, there will be 1 hour 30 minutes of dialogue followed by a 5 minute fight scene then the two fighters realized they have been tricked and team up to fight Lex Luthor/Baron Zemo.