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DET:Haloti Nigata wants to return for 13th season
KC:Report: Chiefs open to trading QB Alex Smith
CAR:Panthers lock up HC Ron Rivera through 2020
OAK:Reggie McKenzie turns down Packers' interview
NE:Titans preparing for a run at Josh McDaniels?
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Why do the patriots trigger you, Sup Forums?

cant wait for the colts to draft saquon barkley tbqh

>Watch interracial
>get gf for threesomew
>get black guy
>me and gf suck guy off
>he dumps load in her

Have the jews beat me?

>chiefs open to trading Alex Smith

We all know how this is going to end

>KC:Travis Kelce ( hip ) questionable to play vs Titans

Fake news

he's going to Cleveland

>not sucking out the load afterward

It's like you're an amateur

I admire the Patriots organization. I fucking hate their fans. They are Lakers-tier.

I live in florida and I cant count how many pats fans are here that have never once even been near new england. It's infuriating that the worst people get rewarded over and over.

Brady is cool tho

>Andy Reid (lack of chicken tenders) Questionable to coach vs. Titans

no

Clevelel are going to draft Baker Memefield 1st overall. Cap it

>Lose their superstar player for the whole year
>Still make the playoffs and have a top 10 offense

Why didn't Pete let Marshawn run the ball?

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Who /yiff/ here?

No, he's going to DC or Minnesota

is it football time yet

I'm gay.

4:35

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN
UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

they want Barkley and a QB, and they can get either Mayfield or Jackson at 4, whichever is left

god DAMN ROGER GOODELL TO HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!

lol there's no way in hell the Browns draft a running back first overll

fuck off with your weebery

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So 1.5 hours from this post.

they will now

>KC:Report: Chiefs open to trading QB Alex Smith

'no'

Can't blame the kikes for everything. You might just be a faggot on your own.

POST EM IF YA GOT EM

watch. they know they need a QB but have their pick of several at 4, but Barkley won't still be there at 4 so they have to get him at 1

Why would he when they're going to retain their current starters?

>still one hour until playoffs football
FUG

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the 22nd best defense and the most dangerous offense in the NFL will miss the AFC Championship Game this upcoming season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB it isn't even debatable)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE he will put up 1,000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Chris Conley (can sometimes catch the ball when thrown directly between the numbers and no DBs are within 5 yards of him)
>Kareem Hunt (literally a Jamaal Charles clone without the injuries and fumbles)
>Tyreek Hill (fastest man in the NFL and also leading the league in the coveted beaten gfs/game statline)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>12th best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 LB corp
>Top 10 D-Line
>Top 10 O-Line consisting of:

>LT: Eric "MayMay Watt cucked by moi" Fisher
>LG: B. "no one actually knows about me" Witzmann
>C: Mitch "GOAT rookie Center" Morse
>RG: Laurent "I'm literally a fucking doctor too" Duvernay-Tardiff
>RT: M. "please don't bully me" Schwartz

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Kansas City Chiefs' AFCDG-win drought ends in 2017-2018

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

Keenum is gone, the Jets are gonna throw like $18M/yr at him and the Vikings are not gonna bother with that

nah

live with it clotsfag

Everyone always has the same bracket.

Jags aren't beating PIT. Pats aren't beating KC.

>everyone who disagrees with is a fan of x team
you're just retarded m8

"Alex Smith puts magnets in footballs and his receivers gloves"
KC fans: simply untrue!

"Ben Roethlisberger raped another woman"
Pittsburgh fans: simply untrue!

"Tom Brady did a thing"
NE fans: simply untrue!
Petty jealous bottom feeders: BAAAWWWSTON WAHH!!

Prove me wrong :^)

i'll be fine with barkley chubb or trade down

I made a sound argument and you didn't refute it, seems you're retarded

>Jags aren't beating PIT

What if I told you...that already happened this year

Cucktriots IDF out in full force since being exposed by Cowherd

chubb would be good too but don't you all need defense

>I made a sound argument
your argument is that they value RBs more highly than QBs, which is genuinely retarded. quit pushing your pipe dream.

that is not my argument and you might be genuinely retarded

Well That's what I think will happen based on likelihood.

Here's what I want to happen so long as it involves Atlanta being up by 30 pts at half time.

I'd say playoffs aren't the regular season. And it largely depends on whether AB plays or not.

if you don't have anything left to say but parroting my insults, maybe you should take a break.

my argument is (Barkley - Chubb) > (Mayfield - Rosen or Jackson)

get it or do you need me to go slower

>coming so close to the Cat Bowl
>it doesn't happen

I fucked up the seeding. Fixed.

bradley chubb, nick chubb would be cool too just not in the first

The entire speculation is bullshit, ESPN can't suck daks dick anymore so they need a new story, what better than a patriots scandal in the playoffs? they had 2 months to release this information if it was real :^)

Many tears will be had when Brady and Bill hoist another Lombardi and you cretins scutter back to the woodworks.

yeah, that's retarded. the Browns don't value Barkley higher than the QBs in this draft, sorry to break it to you.

>Chiefs will listen to Alex Smith trade offers this offseason

Smeth will go one and done again and get cut

Chiefs bros what local channel is the game on? ABC?

i really hope the browns brown by picking josh allen #1

What a retarded meme owl

i'd like to hope that not even the Browns are that dumb, but who am I kidding. it's definitely plausible

>magnets in receivers gloves and the team footballs
> Kelce and Harris still drop everything
Fug

You best stay off Sup Forums for weeks after you choke, you Somalian faggots. (I know you will)

>mfw belichick vs Brady in SB 53

That's why I want it. Fuck the NFL and their ratings and fuck Atlanta.

its on espn dumby

>mfw Belichick and Brady retire and New England goes back to their 20th century form

>"Alex Smith puts magnets in footballs and his receivers gloves"
wut

again not my argument

ok let's break it down for you pea brains

1. Cleveland picks 1st and 4th overall
2. Giants MAY or MAY NOT take a QB let's assume they do
3. Colts WILL NOT take a QB

which means there will only be ONE QB drafted if the Browns do not take one at 1

the dropoff from Barkley(the best RB in the draft) to Chubb(the second best) is GREATER THAN (or >) the dropoff from Mayfield(the best QB in the draft) to Rosen or Jackson(the second/third best QBs in the draft you can pick which is which)

THEREFORE

for MAXIMUM VALUE OF BOTH THEIR PICKS

the Browns would take Barkley FIRST

then their choice of Rosen/Jackson or even Mayfield(if the Giants are retarded) FOURTH

thus satisfying BOTH NEEDS in ONE FELL SWOOP

have I made my point clear or are you still a drooling imbecile

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>paying for cable
It's on ABC in KC

>mfw Belichick and Brady retire and New England continues their winning ways with their superior culture and intelligent owner

>the Browns will take a worse QB because I say so
give it up, buddy

fuck you browns will pick a qb

>implying
they're gonna go back to being Browns tier

are you serious?

GOT A BOY BACK HOME IN MICHIGAN
AND IT TASTES LIKE JACK WHEN I'M KISSING HIM
SO I TOLD HIM THAT I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIS FRIENDS
NOW HE'S GONE AND HE'S CALLING ME A BITCH AGAIN

THERE'S A GUY THAT LIVES IN A GARDEN STATE
AND HE TOLD ME THAT WE MAKE IT 'TIL WE GRADUATE
SO I TOLD HIM THE MUSIC WOULD BE WORTH THE WAIT
BUT HE WANTS ME IN THE KITCHEN WITH A DINNER PLATE

Mayfield isn't slam-dunk better than Rosen or Jackson

I just said they would at 4

He's so smart that he got away with murdering his elderly wife so he could replace her with a 30 year old piece of ass

soon

>Adoree Jackson covering Tyreek Hill today

LOL KC BABBIES CAN'T HANDLE DA BANTERS

she hit the lottery and she knows it

Yes that clearly happened with the 49er's who won their 5 Super Bowls in a span of fewer years than the Pats.

Fins won't give up on Tannehill even though they should

i wanna see how she takes that old man dick

No she didnt lol

She's not getting shit when he dies. He's leaving it to his kids. She's gonna be forever known as the woman who sucked Robert Craft's elderly nutsack

why are all Patscucks this shrill

The fuck is wrong with you

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>She's not getting shit when he dies
lol thats cute user

>Atlanta beating Philadelphia IN PHILADELPHIA

>people ACTUALLY think the saints can’t beat Minnesota
>lowest third down conversions allowed and one of the best run D’s in the league

>not wanting to see peak woman naked
what are you fucking gay?

>needing two different QBs to win 5 owls

Why does literally no one except me remember that the Tits beat KC in Arrowhead last year?

> mfw da bulls win the superb owl

Patriots have been to 9 Superbowls in 22 seasons, 9ers went to 5 in 21. What is your point?