Why did Howard chicken out of having sex with Beverly?

Why did Howard chicken out of having sex with Beverly?

He ducked out. Idiot.

fowl gonna fowl

Her vagina wasn't compatible with his corkscrew penis.

because his penis smells really fowl

She couldn't handle his duck.

C'mon, guys! This is important.

>fowl
>foul

KEK HAHAH

someone psot her panty! wow

Howard the Duck? More like - Coward the Cuck!

I unironically kek'd.

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underrated

Where's her ass?

inside her underwear

reminder that Howard and Beverly fucking is canon.

>a literal cuck watching through a crystal ball

on my dick

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This movie could have been great. What happened?

He quacked under pressure

This movie disgusts me on all levels.