late night depression hours edition
/brit/
Gabriel Cox
Parker Johnson
*appears*
Luis Stewart
plymouth is actually an alright place
Austin Sanders
It's called fashion
Brandon Martinez
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
Jayden Watson
my friends stopped asking me out to things when they found out how much money i was making
Ryan Reyes
It's called fashion
Daniel Gray
...
Jordan Cooper
Good post
Bad post, try to learn from the yank above you
Andrew Hall
utter state of his facial hair genetics
Cooper Mitchell
>arranged to meet a girl for lunch then a movie
>she doesn't turn up
>texted her several times to ask where she was
>her friend texted me saying I need to leave her alone
Xavier Ramirez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason Davis
Going to fast tomorrow
Henry Barnes
>bothering with women in the first place
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Elijah Baker
Don't know what to do with my life /brit/. Might fall back on being a teacher since its at least an assured job
Michael Jones
according to some, we'll all be speaking chinese in 20 years
Asher White
>asks for help
>Give heartfelt reply
>get completely ignored
Easton Sanders
>texted her several times
orp
David Cook
>texted her several times to ask where she was
There's your mistake. You send ONE text and if she doesn't reply you bail.
I prefer to send a text on the day saying something like 'still good for tonight?', or even more innocuous like 'hey you feel like mexican or thai?'. If she replies then it's a tacit 'I'm coming'.
Jack King
I won't be here in 20 years
Jason Garcia
It's amazing how so many in /shit/ share common problems.
It's like if we all knew eachother we'd probably be friends but since we're all apart we're forced to live life alone.
Ha ha - ha...
Luke Anderson
Connor Roberts
Stop looking for gratitude
Xavier Bell
its much more likely all of China will be speaking English in 20 years
Gabriel Jones
reckon it would've been better for everyone if some other sperm ovulated that egg on the day of my conception
Daniel Adams
Latest on Tim?
Kevin Campbell
haven't had sex in 2 years lads
lost all motivation to find a gf
on the rare occasions I do go out drinking I have no interest in chatting to girls
don't even know how to talk to girls any more
not sure what happened to me
Lucas Edwards
Hmm potential date with another girl lads
Not sure this one will work out
Jace Russell
women arent like men
they feel no obligation to keep your informed or explain their decisions
if they stop replying, wait for them to get back to you. could be 5 minutes, 5 hours or never
Levi Reed
I deserve a (you) at least for answering his question
Carter Nelson
nah
the chinese are all learning english
Blake Fisher
women have no honour, no class and no sense of decency
Chase Jones
don't understand this meme at all
china is a dire shithole
William Rodriguez
>At the pub tonight
>Talking to a girl
>At one point she laughs and touches my arm
>Tell her I'm going for a piss
>Come back and she's talking to some 6'4 chad
>Try and interject in their conversation but they tacitly tell me to fuck off
Dominic Richardson
just broke into Tim's house and took this
going to smash his fucking head in, batter him senseless
Aiden Sanders
Jace James
'ppression
Most girls aren't worth it tbf
Noah Sullivan
Ah, so you were just answering his question to get something from him, rather than having real concern for him.
Very interesting
Tyler White
explain
Jackson Bennett
Hi turtle, how are we?
Cooper Torres
... How's the atmosphere up there in swipe central Team moose ??? ... Pretty rarefied ??? ... Picture 18 October 2017 ...
Brandon Sanchez
>Try and interject in their conversation
Doing a small howl
>e-e-excuse me sir, but I was talking to this girl
>buzz off runt
>o-ok
Jackson Nelson
Hi
Jackson Flores
It's not selfish to want a conversation with someone autist
Landon Hernandez
Might take up nonce busting as a profession tbqh.
Jacob Jackson
Joshua Howard
evening gentlemen
Noah Howard
how easy is it to change uni lads?
Wyatt Flores
you alright lad
Jonathan White
Hi chaps. Hope you're well and good luck to you!
Jace Wood
Yes thank you
Cameron Brooks
*signs you up*
Jason Wilson
Even though this is entirely made up, it reminded me of will from inbetweeners and I had a good kek
Nicholas Ortiz
...
Jose Wilson
>evening
Ok
Evan Nguyen
(you)
Ethan Smith
I TURNED MYSELF INTO TRIPS MORTY
I'M PICKLE TRIIIIIPS
Anthony Adams
feeling sad
might go to bed
Dylan James
>critical thinking
>looks like an oblivious runt
aah yes
Cooper Cruz
not gonna
Cooper Hill
no stay up and find the answers to your sadness
Jayden Barnes
fuck up reddit cunt
Carter Hill
Wondering how it’s possible for one specimen to be so spasticated
Blake Young
What is critical thinking?
Sebastian James
Asked a girl to drinks
She agreed but it took a while and she doesn't sound that enthusiastic
Yeah ok wbu
Matthew Long
wacky bruce waheey
Samuel Young
...
Sebastian Perry
yeah not bad
Colton Wilson
go fuck yourself with a cactus reddit nigger
Mason Scott
My bitch "friend" stole my phone this morning. I was supposed to be going to see that new Lego film but nooooo I have to spend all day trying to find her. Worst day ever seriously.
Nicholas Sullivan
based harves
Ryder Baker
sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Angel Morales
*punches you in the face*
Hunter Taylor
take the 10 hour course to find out
Brayden Howard
Everything will be ok. Have some goals. Make a list of all the positive/negative things in your life and find ways to amplify the positives and reduce the negatives
Carson Allen
Surely it'd be more merciful and kinder just to put him down...
Nicholas Brooks
looking forward to these, lads
James Cooper
at least the coal burner gave birth to a genetic dead-end
Xavier Hill
Do any virgins in here realise that this guy will almost 100% get laid before you do? Whether that be by prostitution or conventional means
Kayden Foster
she was probably on all kinds of drugs during pregnancy
Charles James
don't want anything anymore other than abstract fantasies
just want to die now
Christian Stewart
keep saying this to my tutor who is from Plymouth and then cackling
he has no idea wtf is going on the poor mucker
Jace Robinson
Me first please.
Sebastian Sanchez
Nolan Davis
how hard has may cucked the internet there so far?
Joshua Foster
Here's an update for all the yanks etc that are slow on the uptake:
Being reddit on Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums
Being Sup Forums on Sup Forums is the new reddit
Ya dig?
William Wood
nah
*posts the pic where katie says she's gonna pay for 'tutes for harves 18th birthday*
Zachary Anderson
clarkson should be knighted
simple as
Julian Jones
Have you watched The Royals?
It's fucking amazing
William Ortiz
ah yes the so-called paradigm shift
Carter Ward
in theory and rhetorically? lots
in practice? not at all
but she has finished laying the groundwork and propaganda base for internet cuckage and i fully expect some real practical measures to come into force in the next 4 years
Christopher Rogers
america is too reddit to understand
Christian Thomas
...
Tyler Anderson
Simply outstanding post
Yanks in
Easton Campbell
>posts ebic edgy memes
Jaxson Scott
What went wrong in your life, user?
Ryan Butler
uk is the next germany when it comes to cencorship
Aaron Hughes
id feel more oppression from the government if i lived in america desu
Xavier Jackson
Baby I was born this way
Adam Clark
got caught groping my cousin when I was 12
Never recovered