Minnesota Wild @ Colorado Avalanche Official Game Thread

official, non-rude edition

Go Avs. Last digit is how many points for top line combined tonight.

What was wrong with the Minnesota sucks thread? It does. That's fact.

>1

kek

Fuck off snowflake

Didn't follow hockey this year, how good are the Wild?

i'm sure this will go well

Rantanen unassisted goal?
Check out this number for Granlund+Koivu combined points

Fringe playoff team. The Blackhawks are still behind them, so in all likelihood the Hawks will pass the Wild and they'll miss the playoffs

Way to fucking go Finland

I don't like the Avs but I'm not going to call them the Cuckorado Assholelanche in the game thread title. stop being an immature faggot.

>reddithawks
>good
first season then?

You're being the immature faggot that can't face the fact that Minnesota sucks

is this the /dudeweedlmao/ thread? wanna make sure us based californians are in the right place.

Hah still alive faggot

>waaaah someone was mean on the internet mommy!
You have to go back

Big game, could be 5 straight wins. Feels good to actually be playing games that feel big and have some hope at the break, while last year by Christmas the year was fucking over.

I wanna facefuck Lauren desu

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*whooooophhh*
hah dude THIS SHIT IS DANK
*COUGH COUGH*
hahhhh man, check this out. I'm gonna BTFO these Minnesota faggots check this out bro
*whooooophhhh*
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH DUUUUUUDE WEED IM SO HILARIOUS GO AVS

>implying the Wild, Wolves, and Gopher hockey won't lose simultaneously

lolirado confirmed gooning it up as usual

>this thread
pic rel all night

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not MN's fault that people are rude to us for no fucking reason

why is finlan up at 3am?

Is that the dude from breaking bad?

Dubnyk tap dancing?

stpuid fucking antehm

It's actually 4am
I'm up to watch hockei obviously, but my sleep schedule is a meme anyway

I feel like Bernier has been in the league forever

It's time.

Yeah there definitely aren't any stoners in Minnesota
Epic banter friend

no there aren't
marijuana is illegal in Minnesota
break the law are you kidding?
wink wink

why is colorado such a transplant state? most their people are from mexico and california

because dude legalized

Good weather, much more affordable than California, mountains, etc

>1up sound
wew

>mario power up sound when PP is done

holy fucking reddit

BOURQED

>not immediately SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR MINNESOTA BTFO

hey Colorado put down the bong and watch the fucking game you just scored

I was just marveling that the entire building cheered for the goal.

you don't need to celebrate something so commonplace and everyday as beating minnesota

Stay salty state of no cups

I really want Zadorov to make a open ice hit that injures Parise again lol

>WOOT WOOT
imagine being told when to cheer because you aren't sure

Imagine your state's most popular team is the dykehoop team

>I don't like the Avs but I'm not going to call them the Cuckorado Assholelanche in the game thread title
had a chuckle

>so stoned he doesn't even know what sport the viKANGZ play
wew lad

>dat Nordiques jersey

koivu is so fucking bad

Nice dive Granlund

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literally has never done anything worth noting

Oh you man that team that has never won an Owl

I thought you were a Avs fan FinnAnon?
make your choice, you don't get to root for the Avs while also rooting for Granlund and Koivu

what's that got to do with anything?

I just wanted to post a funny picture desu. I don't like the Wild or Koivu though Granlund is okay in my books.

>yfw the Mild are so shit that they actually retire Mikko's number

Like it or not, he is the greatest Wild player in their history. Not every franchise is rigged to get generational talent from the draft, the have to do with lower end material.

vittu sinä

My stomach hurts, all I ate was some onion soup and my farts smell like it completely.

he said mikko not marion

>tfw painful skin tag in my armpit

there I posted an equally gross off topic thing

Minnesotabro here

Fuck Canadians

It's Marian. And while he peaked at level above Koivu his time with the Wild was a lot shorter and his legacy was hampered by injury issues.

I hate the rest of the US more tbqh

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR BTFO

PING (not the latency)

>tfw they put the bad version of Dubnyk on the ice tonight

oooo most dangerous lead

>bad version of Dubnyk
the normal one?

I've got one on my ballsack tbqf

>The goalie getting pissed and whacking the goal

KEK
MILD BTFO

GOAVSGO

I'm at Pepsi Center right now, never seen more obnoxious fans than the mild desu.

SCAAARRRRRRR

Post proof

no he has split personality.

one side of him gets the multiple game shut out streaks and is in the conversation for Vezina

the other side of his personality is the one you see right now

>first game
wew lad

Fucking Staal reeeee

Why are you shitposting during a game LMAO

STAAL
C
A
R
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>the other side of his personality is the one you see right now and in the playoffs
ftfy

are you sure its not HPV

I'm in the John right now, here's a pic from the ceremony getting out.

Not my first, but I don't remember Jackets fans clumping together and screaming desu

>Jackets fans clumping together and screaming desu
cuz they're casuals you fucking retard.

N-no
Nice Rantanen dubs btw

>fans of the visiting team sitting together in the opposing arena and cheering loudly is obnoxious

you = retard

HOW DARE OTHER TEAMS FANS SIT TOGETHER, CHEER, OR EVEN BE IN MY ARENA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah but in the hallway and bathroom when nothing is happening?
And booing during a number retirement?

Fair point

how DARE anyone express they do not like my team reeee

Why couldn't I have been born in Colorado

>CC and Denver have won more natties than all of Minnesota's colleges combined
>Colorado has won more Cups than Minnesota
>Mild

Says the guy who had an autistic fit over an image and a thread title

nobody is born in colorado user, except mexican anchor babbies

feel free to move there faggot

I'd be great to see the Avs in the playoffs this year.

They won't make it far, I know, but it would be good motivation for the young team. Especially with how they've been getting fucked by management and the draft.

>buys a ticket to a NHL game
>spends his time at the game shitposting on a Fijian water bottling forum

wew

why is CO is the Central division and not Columbus

Probably because the next team will be Seattle and Phoenix (or possibly Vegas) will move to Central as well.

Central should be Midwest and the middle of Canada only