Brief introduction: I quit school, hanged out with the wrong crowd and started doing petty crimes like stealing. Had a fight with a civilian over something stupid, beat the living day lights out of him, the guy got brain damaged, they arrested me and sentenced me to prison for 4 years. In prison, I met my future boss, became his errand boy, he introduced me to the whole drug scene in the prisons, smuggling and selling drugs. Got out of prison in 3 years for good behavior, became a full fledged mobster, stayed away from drugs and started making real money off of internet fraud. Made $400,000 yearly from internet scams. There was a major crackdown on organized crime got indicted and sentenced to 6 years in prison.
The lifestyle is fun, you make easy money and party all the time.
Asher Lee
Proof? How was prison for you?
Isaac Hughes
Idk but we worked with black drug dealers
Landon Carter
>I quit school, hanged out Really? never could tell.
Isaac Fisher
On average, how many balloons a week do you shove up your ass?
Nicholas Sanders
do you fear God?
Jeremiah Walker
Why are you bragging about your spam email list?
Luis White
OP is an attention seeking fraud. you don't leave the mafia. the mafia doesn't call itself the mob. you need to be part of the family to join. they don't recruit random trash
sage this shit if you post
Jacob Rivera
You're a parasite, congrats. Now fuck off Sup Forums you newfag
Parker Perry
Ever wack anyone? Not trying to be funny, I'm serious.
Chase Hughes
>brain damaged for that alone you deserve to be brain damaged as well
fucking subhuman
Kevin Kelly
My first 4 years in prison wasn't bad because I meet my boss and did drug selling for him in the prison but my last 6 years I sent to a really bad prison with no friends inside from the mob.
Adam Butler
What type of place did your crew run operations out of? A restaurant?
Tyler Butler
^this The whole thing smells of mutt. Probably some street gang
Nolan Gutierrez
no That's Italian mafia Hollywood shit not real mafia
Kayden Lopez
What nationality are you? Italian?
Mason Stewart
Did you have a nickname?
Did any of your pals have funny/cool nicknames?
Luis Cox
When was the last time you woke up in the morning and got yourself a gun?
Mason Watson
>became his errand boy
Is that was they are calling it in prison these days?
Samuel Lee
cosa nostra. look it up.
Jordan Foster
How did you intend on laundering $400k of illegal money?
Jack Smith
kosher nostra, look it up.
Isaiah Long
How many people did you kill?
Dominic Thompson
if OP is going to make a bullshit thread, he should at least do some research
Levi Cox
out of a club my boss owned, sometimes we did business out of a apartment complex he owned.
I never even saw this thread because it was never here.
Noah Adams
How accurate is the Sopranos? Do you have a lotta loyalty for a hired goon? Is your boss a big guy who wears a mask?
Carter Myers
Is modern art used to launder money?
I heard a conspiracy theory about why people buy blank canvases or just a canvas with a black dot. Supposedly it claims that mobsters buy and sell these worthless paintings as a way to legally transfer big sums of money.
Joseph Gutierrez
Are you an old school mobster or a dindu? If dindu, kill yourself.
Ayden Myers
That Pesci guy, is he really like that? Irl?
Anthony Moore
>no proof
Samuel Gutierrez
My buddy dealing drugs on the side had a rub in with some mobsters, pulled him out of his car and swung at him with a knife, I guess they were jealous. Any things you've done to intimidate or drive others out of the game?
Robert Hill
I like how Sup Forums thinks the mafia is good for society, but black people trying to start a legit business is bad
Carter Mitchell
I'll just say I'm from Eastern Europe not really We buy from the Russians and smuggle them in out of my business zero I wasn't apart of Italian mob
Jackson Wilson
god damn thats funny
Michael Foster
So, do you like gabagool?
Aiden Stewart
sopranos is fake yes a young white mobster his fake you want my criminal record?
Ryder Sullivan
>Eastern European >White
Jaxson Peterson
which family
t. jerry catenas greatgrandson
Thomas Lopez
did your mob have any deals with "secret" societies like the freemasons, skull and bones, bildersberg group etc
Chase Campbell
maybe, we did a lot of business with government officials
Ryder Edwards
>Italians >White
>Irish >White We can keep fighting ourselves like the jew wants, or we can stand together.
Connor Lee
I used to be the prime minister of Sweden.
Ask me anything
Michael Morgan
no you didn't, your fake
Brody Ramirez
no i promise.
Ayden Ramirez
We should stand together.
Just not with any guinea dago goombahs, or mick wop paddys.
Benjamin Reed
What is the most fucked up thing you saw while working?
Logan Flores
somebody who got mutilated really bad
Cooper Martinez
do you just make things up in your head and then post that you "like" them?
Andrew Scott
Sure
Juan Price
Tell me, how strictly the organization is built, how the "firings" are done and how you negotiate your salary, etc. I'm trying to understand how the basics compare to the real job when there is no rule of law.
Logan Powell
>A EX MONSTER
Brayden Ward
Feel like newfag forgetting my Risk-thread tripcode to a normal post...
Tyler Moore
>became a full fledged mobster
so you are really a made guy or are you just a part of the organization?
Caleb Anderson
What's for dinner tonight
Nathaniel Hall
did they deserve it?
(lol captcha)
Justin James
Timestamp proving you're a mobster or at least went to prison.
Luke Powell
100% guarnteed I could kill you and everyone you know, I need money though. Give job please
Jace Thompson
>Claims to be a mobster
>From Eastern Europe where various factions of mafias are located
>Never killed anyone
>We smuggle them weapons in from Russia
A close relative was a construction worker/carpenter in Eastern Europe before we moved and has been questioned over murder involving his friends by the cops in EE
Has seen people get beat the shit out of with steel pipes to death infront of clubs and was not in any sort of gang
Either you are in a kindergarten gang of 8 year olds or you are a lying piece of shit
B-bbbut believe me man
Sage this shit
Asher Turner
>I quit school, hanged out
I had a kek
Julian Fisher
Did you watch the goodfellas like me last night and decided you can role play faggot ?
Lincoln Hernandez
were you loyle to your capo?
Elijah Davis
400000$/y from internet scams. Are you a good hacker, or did you actually trick people into showering you with money? Are people THAT dumb? How do you spot the suckers over the internet? Do you know what your victims look like or have any interaction with them IRL? Can you spot a sucker just by looking at somebody's face?
David Perez
Are you a car salesman?
Brandon Russell
>I'll just say I'm from Eastern Europe My bet is on Romania, you fuckers are around every corner here
Lucas Myers
This entire thread promotes nigger tier degeneracy. Italians are basically dindus anyway.
Justin Perry
...
Landon Brooks
Can we get a role play containment board please
Isaiah Sanchez
advocate wearing suits or high class clothing
Jack Cooper
>someone who got mutilated really bad
Now I know for sure you're a 13 year old faggot posting this.
Isaiah Hughes
i been around and the first rule is NO NIGGERS because niggers snitch and don't fuck with my money or any matter of ways i make that money