Do girls really think like this?
Do girls really think like this?
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idk but also
>written by jewish gay men
so it's 100% more gay and about dicks
On some level, or it wouldn't be funny. But obviously women who prioritize this are mentally disabled or whores so they're not of any value anyway.
this is my fetish
No, the whole "size" thing is a load of shit. It came from the gays originally. The term "size queen" originated from them.
>tfw 5 incher
i wish i was kidding
Switch "have a small dick" with "not be rich" and you'll be more on the money.
Or lack of.
>tfw lanklet dicklet
A big dick really hurts. Like, not in a good way. Compare your balls getting kicked real hard to the pain of getting your cervix jammed with the weight of a whole dude behind it. It sucks and takes fucking forever to even get anything started.
have you not seen the episode? the guy had a nub
According to jews, yes. Women hate small white uncircumcised penises.
I think real life bitches care more about height and money and having a normie facebook profile with friends
Post your feet or I won't read past the first sentence.
>watch too much porn
>suddenly get brainwashed into thinking women LOVE huge dicks
Basically if a girl loves her partner it doesn't really matter, but you only need 4 inches for a girl to receive maximum vaginal pleasure pending you're no a pencil dick too.
im poor, have no job, no car, no drugs and a small dick but i still get laid on the daily, your stereotypes are wrong.
They still like to play on men's insecurities and will ridicule baby ducks
Hahahahaha
But seriously equality is equality
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I've hit cervix with a statistically average penis multiple times. You will all be fine.
Yes, anything under 7 is a no go
>tfw 8x5 penis
>have developed such a distaste for women's behavior and attitudes that i now tell them about my penis size and dont fuck them because i hate them so much now
just fuck my mentally deranged shit up senpai
Wow, you are still just a child.
I go out of my way to make girls fall in love with me before breaking their hearts in the most awful way I can think of because I'm still hung up on how badly girls used to treat me when I was a chubbster before I started working out.
8x6 here, you're nothing to me. You're the dirt beneath my boots you pathetic dicklet.
But seriously, any women who care so much about this are vapid and worthless.
How do you do it?
>x5
Good on you for saving them from your pencil dick
tits or gtfo, roastie
No one asked for your opinion you stupid bitch
I do this but instead of breaking their hearts I make them do really disgusting shit like pee themselves and then I stop talking to them. Look into ddlf brahs, it's so easy to emotionally manipulate them
they're dodging a bullet there
>Do girls really think like this?
>No one wants a girls' opinion!
>t. 2 inch wide penis poster
sorry for you
>girls
>self aware
I lie and got a reputation for eating pussy really well, iv had 5 women tell me they genuinely love me in the past 12 months
kek
(((((Big dick))))) has to ask.
you are all stupid
girls care about the size of one thing only: your bank account
when you get older you'll understand, why do you think fat fucks in ferraris can do what they want
Yeah I'm sure they're missing out on a catch like you
He has a point you know
I'm 6 inches and i've been told its small during a break up. She was an awful person so i don't know if it was legit or she was just trying to get a rise out of me for dumping her. I've had no complaints from any of the other 6 women i've been with. Then again it's not like they'd tell me to my face.
It's like being a manlet i guess. Can't really change it so why bother obsessing over it.
ROASTIES REEEE
>he was below seven inches!
6 inches is pretty pathetic lil bro
>I want a HUGE dick!
>WOW you go girl! Slay!
>I want a girl with huge flapping batwing labia
>Wow you misogynist. You're raping every woman in the room with those words.
What did society mean by this?
>white knighting for girls you don't know that aren't even here
you have to go back
They were doing it ironically
Superior HBO comedy written by a kike coming through to BTFO the size queens
question for you all
why do you care? if you fuck her, does it matter what she thinks?
It's the default insult
>without*
FUCK, now some femanon is going to think her bat cave is attractive because of this typo
Most women don't care as long as you do oral.
I'm sure some do care but honestly if that's their thing, fair enough. Sure it's shallow but so is trying to fuck the girl with the nice ass simply because she has a nice as. There's nothing inherently wrong with being shallow, just be self-aware of it
I worked with nothing but women at a fast food chain back in the day. And the consensus I got was as long I can feel it in me I'm good. One girl said shed never fuck a big one again she said it hurt way more than it felt good. This was the ramblings of some whores so I think they'd know.
pics for proof
If you tell them their cunts stinks it really affects them and they spend a lot of time trying to make it not stink
Had another chick confirm this.
>short girls are almost always size queens while tall girls usually don't like big dicks
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
it's an ego thing, and women know exactly how to attack it by going after dick size, it's their go to insult when they're upset at you
> femanon
Is this your first day outside of Sup Forums? Don't acknowledge them as apart of the community
this is a fallacy you've invented in your mind, user
On an anonymous environment it's possible, but it's more likely that the supposed "girl" is actually just a dicklet.
This. I just started online dating and its all about where do you work and what do you drive.
and if they attack you on it, you know what you say?
"so what, I planted my flag already, it doesnt matter how big the other flagpoles are does it?"
If you're below average, you're fucked. If you're average or above, you're fine.
I've got an 8 incher and girls always tell me that they are happy about it. I've had some friends that were girls be so disappointed when they brought home a guy with a less than average penis. When they do bring home one of those, they pretend to be "okay with it" in the moment not to cause any awkwardness but they're always disappointed and tell their friends about it afterwards.
Fucking whores, what did the ducks ever do to them?!
That's the stupidest shit I ever heard.
Just call her a bitch, you nerd.
Its almost like we have double standards
>they're always disappointed and tell their friends about it afterwards
plot twist: they're doing it about you too user
Seeing CWC's duck scarred them for life..
>5 inch girth
lol what the fuck, that will look like shit on a 8 inch dick you fucking pencil.
point is it shouldnt bother you
besides, the obvious insult is to say their vag looks like an arbys menu item
>I want a girl with huge flapping batwing labia
Nobody says that ever. It would be closer to reality if someone said they wanted an innie and the roasties got mad at him.
pathetic
Any guy who has a woman tell him his dicks small and gets legit upset is an idiot. They are like kids and when upset just try to find the worst thing in their heads to say.
Probably, although not in a disappointing way considering they all end up wanting to date me.
How fantastic is it that all these fat, lonely nerds on Sup Forums all have an 8 inch dick
*tips*
Amd you know what's the funny part?? Saying something like that will utterly fuck with them.
It's easy just measure from tip to your asshole.
Th-that's the correct way to measure penis length I swear!
The biggest dicks I have ever seen have always been on ugly as fuck guys.
I would not be surprised if there's more than a few trogs here with huge schlongs they'll never use.
>tfw gf has tight puss and a nice ass
>I have 8x6 (slightly more girth) dick
Living the life, boiz. Have had 10+ partners but nothing comes close to this.
*projects*
Lose weight.
I have a big dick (8x7) and have had girls ask me "is it in yet?".
They're all a bunch of scammers, just ignore and be happy with yourself.
and yet here you are
God I know this fucking feel
Women never looked at me in high school and college until I lost like 60 pounds, now these stupid bitches want to "get to know me"
in any case it doesnt matter
"haha your dick is small"
"haha, I still fucked you anyways"
>thinking this level of thickness is a pencil dick
stay mad stump dicks
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that's the average length for North America
Some girls don't even know that a penis grows from flaccid to erect. I know many girls that judge a penis based on it being flaccid.
And? I've never understood this meme. Just because you're a teenager who spend every hour of your day on here doesn't mean the rest of us aren't adults who just pop in for an hour or so every week.
recent studies say 5.2 erect based on an average of 15,521 men
Most guys do that too, even though they know it doesn't work that way.
the average toilet paper roll is something like 4.2 inches in circumference.
Lol you just fucking BTFO yourself.
and if you round it like everyone else in the thread you get 5 inches