Tell me a joke in your language

impress chicks, learn a joke in a foreign language, tell it to the waiter next time your in a foreign food restaurant and shit.

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Ne nji cmendine ishin tre te marre
Poshte ishte i vrime pa uje dhe te marret mendun se ish me uj
U hodh i pari e vdiq
U hodh i dyti e vdiq
Dolen jasht njerezit me pa ca po ndodhte
I treti bani me ra po nuk u hodh
Njerezit, tu mendu se i iku marria e pyten " Pse nuk hedhesh"
Ai ia ktheu "Pse jam i marre un me lag teshat???""

Кyпил мyжик шляпy, a oнa eмy кaк paз!

Ce e mai rău decât să găsești un vierme într-un măr?
Să-ți moara mama

wtf guys speak english

Miksi ruotsalainen meni tien yli?

Päästäkseen homobaariin.

reeeeeeeeee i don't get it

WHY DID SWEDISH MAN CROSSED THE ROAD??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

TO GO TO GAYBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woran erkennt ein türkischer Vater, wann seine Tochter die Tage hat?
Wenn der Schwanz des Sohns nach Blut schmeckt...

Nothing wrong with being gay

it's a joke you retard

bar sinson,,,
UNA VELA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahahah
its funny because its true

>be me
>out deer hunting one evening
>see the largest bull moose I have ever encountered
>no moose license
>steep penalties, including jail time for poaching moose
>temptation is too much with a bull this size
>shoot moose
>by the time I recover the moose and gut it night has fallen
>was not expecting to stay out overnight
>no supplies
>frozen nights during autumn in New Brunswick
>form an idea
>crawl into moose carcass
>use jacket as a pillow
>use shoe laces and poke holes to close the cut in the moose up a bit
>sleep like a baby, warm and cosy
>wake up
>everything has frozen solid overnight
>no matter how hard I kick and shove I can not break my way out if moose carcass
>realise I will soon be caught by game wardens or another hunting party
>panic
>it's over for me
>become sullen and depressed at my inevitable fate
>start thinking of all the things I ever did wrong
>beginning to feel very sad and very small
>by the time I remember that I voted for Trudeau I am small enough to climb right out that moose's bumhole

i just realised i know no jokes at all. what a boring person i am

this one looks good, care to translate?

>russian humor

bear walks in forest and spots a car on fire. it climbs into the car and burns to death

rajel sel taxiste kalou bkedech twasalni llmatar kablou b 3900 millime kalou w les valises kalou meghir flous kalou mela hezhomli limatar taw nimch ala sakiya
ahahahahahahahahahaha

>How does a Turkish father know when his daughter is having her period?
>When the son's cock is tasting like blood...
Why are you asking for jokes in a foreign language if you want the translation afterwards? fucking son of a bitch

A man bought a hat, and it fits him well.

you dont understand, its an anglo thing

hoe noem je een turk met een glazen hoofd?

stront aan de knikker

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my life is great though? can i still use it?

Spojené království

womens rights?

Un hombre estaciona su auto en las afueras de "La Moneda" y se le acerca un carabinero quien le dice:
- Señor, tiene que mover su auto, porque por aqui salen los personeros del gobierno.
El hombre le responde:
- Gracias, pero no se preocupe mi cabo, tiene alarma y seguro
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

a man is sitting in his car and the radio is playing the song "le moneda" a worker come to him and says this:
- "hey friendo, do you mind moving your car please, because you are losing us customers" -
the man responds:
-thank you, no problem-
and shoots him to death because he was part of a rival gang??

What's the difference between a tire and a negro ? ...

-A tire won't start singing blues when you put chains on it.
Sorry

man my french must be great, i read that without even trying

a man is sitting in his truck and the radio is playing the song "jihad nasheed" a worker come to him and says this:
- "hey friendo, do you mind moving your truck please, because you are losing us customers" -
the man responds:
Allahu akbar, no problem-
and runs him over with his truck for being a filthy kuffar??

A man parks his car in front of "La Moneda" (seat of the President and houses the offices of three cabinet ministers) and a carabinero (police man) approached to him and says:
-Sir, [you] need to move your car, because here it's from where the government officials go out
The man answer him:
- Thanks, but you don't need to worry, [the car] have alarm and insurance.

Something like that