What if a girl sits next to you in the bus?

what if a girl sits next to you in the bus?

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slowly start a conversation

I masturbate furiously

Don't do anything.

What the hell do you think you're suppose to do?

Be friendly and flirt a little.

Ask her if she browse 4chum

Avoid eye contact.
Say nothing, do nothing.
Pretend there is nobody at all nearby.

>anybody sitting next to me in the bus

ask her if she has a dick!

>body freezes
>stare out of the window until my stop
>mumble that I need to get out and don't look her in the eyes while squeezing through between her and the seats

idk, I always get on when it's super crowded so I usually never get to sit.

99% of people do this, no shame user.

this

most people do this

If she isn't qt, do nothing.
If she is, do nothing nervously

Happens all the time and to spare myself from shame i du nuffin, also this and this

Give her a smile and they usually smile back then shift body to give her more room and they usually say thanks

Look out the window, when it's my stop I'll stand up and she moves out of the way and I'll say cheers and try to quickly fart on her on the way out.

I load up my bum with spunk beforehand so when I fart I will ejaculate on her, technically making me not a virgin. I cut tiny little holes in my underwear and jeans for this.

You're a real weirdo if you start a conversation with a random girl in a bus

You keep looking out the window like you would if she was not there. It's not that hard.

look into her eyes
smile
wink
continue looking out of the window like she never existed

bants
reminds me of the time I came in my mates arse and lit it on fire

Once I sat next to a girl on the school bus because there wasn't any other seats available. Usually when that happend I just stood awkwardly in the middle of the bus but I decided not to that time.
Later her guy friends come on the bus and are talking to her. One of them goes "who's he?" and she replies "I don't know he just sat there"

this

fuck spain

say: hitler did nothing wrong

I want to fuck with you

why do?

I will just continue to play pokemon on My Boy. Dont even notice its a girl

Mind your own business. Same as if anyone you don't know sits next to you on public transport.

though*

man i am tired today.

I'd be annoyed about her not choosing to sit down on a different seat...
This happened to me recently, though

Only virgins think that you're suppose to do anything. Do you people really think "Chad" or whoever just says some pickup line then starts fingering random girls on the bus who sit next to him?

>anybody sitting next to me in the bus
Work on your hygiene. You probably smell or your black and they don't want to get attacked.

>your black
his black what

Offer her some of your burrito. Make sure to do it multiple times even when she keeps saying, "No".


This actually happened to my sister.

When I'm going up the stairs and I meet a girl on my way I inadvertently start stepping three steps at a time in a subconscious hope that she's going to be impressed by that.

Fine, you're.

Are you black by any chance? Because making those huge grammatical mistakes might be an indicator for that...

...

No, I'm at work and phone posting. It misses letters or I mistype, it then auto corrects and I don't care enough to check the post.

count on turkey to be a playa'

I've done both of these

Excuses only a black person would use

>bus
that's why you never get laid man

Uber is the key

Ah yea $30 to drive 5km very worth it

Wonder why I'm on a bus

>be dumb jap
>put the steering wheel on the wrong side

Ask her if she wants some drugs.

>be dumbzil monkey
>put gun to a man and get shot from the other side

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>what if a girl sits next to you in the bus?
Then it was consentual and not rape like she claimed