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nice image op

is this the hockey thread for ants?

Boeser
Calder

Barzal
Not Calder

Bulju
Bust

how good are my eyes if I can read OPs image clearly

What is this? A Stanley Cup for ants?

>Boeser
>Calder

No

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>redditmonton is going to black hole the draft again

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Greetings from /cric/

2bh the OP picture looks fine in the catalog lol

Post PPG players.

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

2018006
Stardate... um.. nevermind.
TRIPPING BALLS UPDATE
Effexor = BAD when Combined with Gabapentin
Balls have been put away, tripping will be maintained
Did Detroit lose a game this year?
is not, I'll put Our City up on that board.

>As serious as a Bag of Flaming Shit
is you focus, You can see some Duality in there

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If Brock scores 40 there's no way they can keep it from him, right?

>one off

So close, but it’s going to barzal now

>howtotroll.jpg

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is it real pacific hours yet?

Real Aussie Hours

REAL AUSTRALIAN HOURS

Nah son. It's always real EST hours.

Is that angry Albertan guy here

No it's real Newfie hours now

What in the fuck, I love Duality Now =D

0142 hours MST here, Sir

what Albo is not Angry, is not with life itself

I am now a convert to getting bcack into hockey, best white sport, I still like baseball though.

I want to be in a Subban sandwich

>White
You get to fuck off, that our prize

Is it still incest if it's a threesome with two brothers, but neither of them are penetrating the other?

frig off jewess

Watching the ahow, all access to the stanley cup episode 1 season 2, liking the shit talking hockey plays do

???

There's three of them

look at this dude
look at the side of his head

It is a tv show, pretty cool, on demand for me.

It is on showtime.

are you tripping balls?

>NBC in the top right corner
>ads in the walls
NHL games are ruined

No im watching a tv show on showtime and playing nhl18 maplesyrup fag, sorry youre too poor to enjoy my burger lifestyle.

sho.com/all-access-quest-for-the-stanley-cup

kek

>he doesnt turn the NBC logo off
Shill

It uaually iant there, it is some special hockey saturday night game. Im the sharks, playing bruins in boaton, tied 1-1 there was a special intro with video before the game ive never seen, so it isnt normal to be televised

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It's "Wednesday Night Hockey", it happens when you play on Wednesday, usually against rival teams. Dunno why they think the Bruins and the Sharks are rivals.

still better than muzzies

Fuck off Raj

go away ahmed

Whats the difference

muzzies dont wear turbans

Looks like some cool lads having a fun time

post jewish tits

i want to cum on kippers panties

curry > kebab tbqh

Burgers>>> alll ask the stanley cup, when cucknadians and nords eat them they win cups, you can not refute this.

Predict the score of the inevitable Oilel defeat tonight

ok

bulju hattrick oilers lose 3-7

Also, McDavid seconday assist hattrick

delusional

Why are Swedes posting in /hoc/

You still have 24 hours left on your ban

we will come back stronger than ever

>we will come back stronger than ever and get another silver

Ftfy

Im an acoustic person.

*Autistic.

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>12:01:30
>12:02:30
This is some horrible same posting

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t. reddit

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sounds like a great guy

A proper lad indeed

Just woke up on the best coast.

I won't be posting on /hoc/ anymore

Wow, what a great guy. Wow!

>12:01:30
>12:02:30
>Autistic

Checks out

Someone post hot Hockey (male) players

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Who's this Chad

wuman hokkei
youtu.be/TCBpH-4owAg

Gabriel Landeskog, captain of Colorado Avalanche

Better atmosphere than any Panthers game tbf

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They are really bad

Holy shit imagine being underneath the blanket with this stud

u18 teams

We should rather post pesäpallo thots with butt ads.

>thots
Hi r*ddit

Laughing SO HARD at

>tranny bay lgbting

allow me to laugh with you finnfriend

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>reddit
Hey reddit

Holy fucking YUM

Byfuglien now on my HOT HOC players list

you are a fucking faggot

t. sexist, racist HOMOPHOBE

Nice assumption butthole. I never used that word

>women