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Official /heem/ prospect watch:
135
>Ricardo Ramos
>Tom "Fire Kid" Duquesnoy
>Brett "The Pikey" Johns
145
>"Hurricane" Shane Burgos
>Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski
>Zabit Magomedsharipov
>Arnold Allen
>Doo-Ho Choi
155
>Gregor "The Gift" Gillespie
>Mairbek "Beckan" Taisumov
>Islam Makhachev
>David Teymur
>James "The Texecutioner" Vick
170
>Vicente "The Silent Assassin" Luque
>Emil "Valhalla" Meek
>Kamaru "The Nigerian Nightmare" Usman
>Abdul Razak Alhassan
185
>Paulo "Borrachinha" Costa
>Eryk "Ya Boi" Anders
>Israel "The Style Bender" Adesanya
>Julian "The Cuban Missile Crisis" Marquez
205
>Magomed Ankalaev
>Abdul-Kerim Edilov
>Dominick Reyes
>Ion "Hulk" Cutelaba
>Azamat "The Professional" Murzakanov
>Tyson Pedro
>Alexander Rakic
260
>Tai "Bam Bam" Tuivasa
>Justin "Big Pretty" Willis
>Arjan Singh Bhullar
>Curtis "Razor" Blaydes
If you don't watch these guys on their rise henceforth, you are unarguably a casual. But fear not—every one of these dudes is known for putting on a show, and most of them have at least a modest chance of becoming elite. Watch their fights, educate yourself, and cheer on the young lions as they eat the old.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Most if thise guys have already been flushed

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kid's a predator in and out of the ring

BEEN THE MAN

shitpost less and contribute more bruv

Kalvin Cattar is going to btfo Burgos

>The Boston Finisher
>hasn't finished a fight in 8 years
don't see that one working out, mate.

I've got high hopes for Jordan Rinaldi in 155, personally. He's a good lad, I've trained with him a few times back when he was just starting out.

20th of this month cant come fast enough. A heavyweight meme ends no matter what

>watching UFMeme on the 20th
>not Bellator, the objectively superior organization

I see he lost a UD to Trujillo just last year, which is a pretty bad look for a young guy who needs to climb the ladder. He also got knocked out by Moontsari, who's been bottom-of-the-barrel in the UFC.

Do you think Rinaldi should be on the list and has talent comparable to those other 55ers? Also, I hope I didn't come across as a dick. I know you train with him so it may feel like I'm attacking him or something, but I'm really not trying to. Just want to be fair and make sure the guys on the list are people /heem/ can be reasonably excited to see rise.

I am watching bellator until the stipe/ngannou fight which is going to be 3 mins and then switch back

The blind dont see much

I honestly think you could've come up with better in 5 minutes. Do you legitimately see Kattar beating Burgos? If so, how?

>that webm
heem my life into pieces

Good man

is that Joe Son? is he still alive?

Better than le nickname meme

Casual

What?
>Lima/Rory
>Rampage/Chael
>Chandler
>Pico
>Gracie/Brock
damn, Bellator ain't playin. why would they choose to schedule this on the same day as a big UFC card, though? annoying for fans and they're taking away more potential business from themselves than they are stealing from the UFC

Nah, I know he's not a phenomenal talent. I just hope something clicks for him and he rises up the rankings. The UD against Trujillo was on short notice so I personally don't hold it too much against him. I he could make it into the rankings I'd be happy for him.

Right on, best of luck to him. Any idea who he's fighting next?

Funnily enough, Gregor Gillespie on the 27th. Rinaldi's probably not gonna win, but he's my boy so I'm gonna be rooting for him.

Bellator had that date months ago, UFC booked on top of them

Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot that's the fight. Gillespie's a fucking tank, man. Have you seen some of the punishment he's walked through? Amazing wrestling instincts when rocked. It's the type of drive you don't see in the Octagon all that often nowadays.

In his last fight, he ate at least 3 clean head kicks. In the one before that, he ate a flying knee on the button and still cinched the body lock. Guy's got an unbelievable chin and elite wrestling/cardio and his striking is getting better all the time.

Hopefully both guys' stocks rise.

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I don't think Stipe can instantly heem Ngannou
I do think Ngannou can instantly heem Stipe

Rinaldi trains with one of the Gracie gyms that are affiliated with Team ROC and he wrestled through middle and high school, so his wrestling and grappling are probably his strengths. He beat Alvaro Herrera with a Von Flue, so he's got skills there. His striking's not great, but it's not bad either. Gillespie's got the advantage just about everywhere, but Rinaldi could turn things around with a submission.

Christ, you'd think they would've given him a more winnable fight considering he's fighting in his hometown. Same with Brunson, he's from NC as well and he's gotten matched up with Souza.

>Everyone complains about shit shits on every card
>They try to make more compelling matchups
>HURR THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM AN EASIER FIGHT BRO

I don't think you can instantly heem me
I do think I can instantly heem you

who is this?

People talk about Bisping being the worst MW champion of all time but The Chris isn`t that far back.

>Mairbek "Beckan" Taisumov

is a killer

>Tony/Khabib can beat Conor

I can only feel sorry for wideman

>>The Chris isn`t that far back.
???
>beats the greatest middleweight of all time for the title
>twice
>beats Machida when that still means something
>beats Vitor prior to USADA
>was winning till he lost

He's nowhere fucking near Bisping.

Bruh they're both 4 or 5 wins from being ranked, nobody gives a fuck about compelling matchups when they're this low level.

>flag
Get over it dude it was 5 years ago

>can
You're right, it should be "will"

>being attracted to a slut

Just wanted to make a note that Moontsari couldn't make 155 and asked for a 160 Catchweight, and then weighed in at 165. It's kind of nuts to hold that against Rinaldi.

Weedman is 100x the champ bisping was(not that that's hard)
Reminder that he was the reason silva(who was called the GOAT at the time, and not a mighty mouse type """GOAT""" either) went on that downward slope in the first place

Reminder GSP was the reason the MW division got fucked up, not Bisping.

>conor would beat khabib/Tony
>conor didn't get tko'd by a 5'7 60 year old flyweight

>beats the greatest middleweight of all time for the title
With a lucky shot while Silva was dancing and not fighting
>Twice
His leg exploded
>beats Machida when that still means something
kek no it didnt. Machida had been shit for years already
>beats Vitor prior to USADA
But off TRT

>Conor Anthony Mcgregor would defeat Khabib Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov in a mixed martial arts one on one exhibition promoted by the Ultimate Fighting Championship

>look mum i posted the funny brainlet wojack again on another proxy

if you jerk off to porn
it's the same fucking thing

You're kinda right, the meme level MW got while Bisping was the champion does not come close to anything that I can remember (I dont consider FW a real division).
Thanks GSP for putting ordem in the place.
But you have to admit, beating a way past prime Silva with a lucky shot, Lolchida after Jones took his soul and a non-TRT Vitor isn`t that much.
I rate Rockhold and Bob way higher than Weidman. After the Moose fight he doest deserve any love anymore.

>>look mum i posted the funny brainlet wojack again on another proxy

>Chandler
cant take any tough guy bravado from that guy seriously knowing he adopted a black boi

Gay-Guard Moose-Ah-See.

>I listen to the Joe Rogan Podcast

Who's your favorite fighter? For me it's Volkan "incidental rabbit punch" Oezdemir

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Rogan is a saint he literally saved MMA

>Rogan is a saint he literally saved MMA

>The Irish professional mixed martial artist Conor Anthony McGregor would be willing to return to the sport's premier organisation, the Ultimate Fighting Championship, in order to defend his lightweight title belt against the current interim champion, American mixed martial artist Anthony Armand Ferguson even after he received a sum of over $100,000,000 for his boxing bout with professional American boxer Floyd Joy Mayweather Jr., despite having very little reason to do so considering his wealth other than a presumed "love" for the sport

>Thanks GSP for putting ordem in the place.
>when GSP was the reason it got so bad

internet tough guy

>GSP is the reason that Bisping defended on a guy that had won three fights in his last nine

oh for sure

>silva would have won if he hadn't been doing the thing he always does when his opponent doesn't swing wildly

Still one more defence than Rockhold managed. Think how much better off middleweight would have been in Rockhold wasn't shit enough to lose in short notice to Michael fucking Bisping of all people.

Yeah, that's fair. Both losses I listed have extenuating circumstances attached to them.

Was the Moontsari fight also short notice or did the dude just wanna be fat?

>Still one more defence than Rockhold managed.

What does that have to do with GSP?

No way Gregor is 4-5 wins away. 3 tops, 2 if he keeps running through people. Dude is super exciting, they definitely want to promote him.

>Velasquez speaks English and Spanish, though he admits he is not fluent in Spanish

Because GSP wouldn't have come back against Rockhold. All of this could have been avoided if Rockhold hadn't lost a fight that he should have won easily.

I thought it was GSP's fault?

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The blame can be shared by multiple people. Bisping for ducking contenders, GSP for hijacking a division, and Rockhold for fucking up in the first place.

>pakistani in charge of ranking race by dignity
simmer down aladdin

Is Joanna fighting for the title next?

Don't call others casuals when you lack a list of female mma prospects.

Masvidal loves pro wrestling.

lol sorry I didn't include your harem of fightfus, Randall. feel free to make your own
and Big Macs

Stee-pay Mee-oh-cheech.

>when you got a fight at 11 but gotta be ready for your Top Chef audition at 12

Conor would sleep Khabib

This is hearsay, but from what I've heard Moontsari was sorta buddy-buddy with some of the top RFA guys and knew he could get away with it. I don't know how true that is, but regardless he had plenty of time to make weight and just couldn't do it for whatever reason. Ending up 10 pounds over the originally agreed weight makes me think something was up, though.

Yup, that's ridiculous. Mad props to Jordan for taking the fight, honestly. If true, that's fucked up and the lax attitude helps explain why Moontsari never made it higher than the bottom level in the UFC. Kind of disappointing since his TKD might be the best in mainstream MMA (UFC, Bellator, Rizin, ACB).

>Bisping wins the title
>GSP immediately goes to Dana and says he'll come out of retirement if he can fight Bisping for the strap
>meanwhile Bisping and Hendo are campaigning for each other
>GSP stalls for a year until the UFC looks like they're losing interest
>takes the fight, wins the title, and immediately dropped it because he was only interested in the prestige

is /ourboy/ Choi the most /fa/ mixed martial artist out there today?

Zombie vs Boi
Who wins?

Conor has done incredibly well for himself considering how ugly, short and stupid he is.

>pitting two Koreans against one another
eat shit

ded thred

i think he wins against gooby in the ultimate fashion championship

at least there are 4 WMMA fights on next week's card

Teruto

>Dress for the job you want, not the one you have

Mcgoogies mind: "I want to be a suit salesmen or real estate agent."

That doesn't stand for fat

>chink wigger
>/fa/
pick one

Choices always were a problem for you
What you need is someone strong to guide you
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow
What you need is someone strong to guide you
Like me

I'm back, boys. I will get all future OPs

>if you jerk off to porn

I don't.

Oh for sure