/180/: BDO LAKESIDE WORLD PROFESSIONAL DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 2

The reigning champion Glen Durrant begins his quest for back-to-back titles at Lakeside with two-time winner and probably the greatest-ever semi-pro darts player Scott Waites also getting his campaign started.

The afternoon starts with Middlesbrough's Duzza in a North East derby against Cramlington's Gary Robson. Since his impressive display at the Grand Slam of Darts in November, the #1 seed has been pestered by suggestions of switching to the PDC. If he bombs out early by throwing this game against Big Jobbo, who wasn't tested whatsoever by Brunei's Pengiran Mohamed yesterday, then the 2017 champ could be on his way to Q-School. The other big match in the afternoon has two men who definitely won't leave for richer pastures in Scotty 2 Hotty and Scotland's Ross Montgomery. Despite winning the title in 2013 and 2016, Waites has never really recaptured the form that saw him win the 2010 Grand Slam of Darts, and after Montgomery finally had the BDO blinkers taken off in Wolverhampton, he has realised that the BDO is shite. Despite being the #5 seed, the Scot's terrible Lakeside record and admission it's not special anymore will probably see him lose in round 1 yet again. In the women's fixture, last year's Aussie runner-up Corrine Hammond takes on 2015 runner-up Fallon Sherrock, who is looking much better than she did a few years ago following a kidney problem.

The evening session offers a set of Oranje matches, with 5 Dutch players, but there's no real standout game at all. The only match of note is the BDO's Eurojobber-in-chief Wesley Harms against Wales' Wayne Warren. For reasons unknown to anyone but Sparky himself, he has been the only one to stay put in the procession of Dutchmen leaving the BDO for richer pastures in the PDC. The Welshman is in his first Lakeside since 2013, where he lost to 2014 finalist Alan Norris in Round 1.

Coverage starts at 12:30pm on Channel 4 before switching to BT Sport 3 at 6:45pm.

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All matches are best of 5 sets except women's matches (best of 3 sets). Women's matches are in greentext.

>Today's matches (12:30pm - 5:30pm)
Glen Durrant (1) v Gary Robson
Umit Uygunsozlu v Chris Harris (P)
>Corrine Hammond (5) v Fallon Sherrock
Ross Montgomery (5) v Scott Waites

>Tonight's matches (6:45pm - 11:15pm)
Dennis Nilsson v Jeffrey Sparidaans (P)
>Sharon Prins (8) v Maria O'Brien
Chris Landman v Derk Telnekes (P)
Wesley Harms (7) v Wayne Warren

DICKS OUT FOR WOMEN

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Angry Turk against the Welsh Gary Anderson seems interesting

haha time for based Fallon

>Hammond - Sharrock

Probably the nest looking pairing there will be in 2018 WC.

>dicks out for a lezzer and a tranny
"no"

How is the right one a tranny? My unlce looks almost the same and yet nobody ever suspected him that he tries to pose as a woman.

that's a dude

Haha time for Sherrock

And we're on now.

>BDO

Think I might buy a soft tip board lads but I don't want to put a hole in my wall

>tfw beer hangover
>absolutely awful stinky beer sharts

Scott is still running

Mitchell claiming his quick exit was to have a shit, there.

>Deta showed her class to win 2-0

Get a stand. No holes in walls

what a dog

The best thing about lakeside is the friday night knob of the week update

>Ümit Uygunsözlü
>not born in Hamburg or Berlin
what was meant by this

>Jackie interview
Channel 4 going in the shitter

based Jackie

ayy

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>"Little" Richard Ashdown

Bit unfair desu

And as this song comes to an end may we all have a minutes silence for adrian lewis who did not make it into the premier league

>not throwing a cheeky dart into the camera

No.

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>Glen's shirt having about 10,000 sponsors

Hope Duzza loses so he will go to Q school

>O'Shea going on about Robson's back tattoo
Truly professional commentary.

Afternoon all. Just woken up, was out on the piss with my daughter last night and fuck I feel old. Time for some very best of order.

Gaffa tape over any of them like Rhian Griffiths?

>Out on the piss with my daughter

You're proper BDO mate

>hogan

Duzza always reminds me of that bloke who called TalkSport and started crying.

youtube.com/watch?v=zpovaNFyGLI

>Gaffa tape over any of them like Rhian Griffiths?
Of course not: it's Duzza!

>Fishing Weekly
>Knitting Monthly

Afternoon, m8.

>that poster
...fucking hell, that's not real is.

Robbo's performance clearly hampered by chugging half a pint in the bar beforehand.

>Robbo

Robbo getting BTFO

>hoverboard man finally getting a leg

I work in H/West, it wouldn't surprise me.

>5 scored

Love the five stars below the quotes

>crowd putting the players off
ONLY AT ALLY PA-
HANG ON A SECOND

DAT 111

>Duzza
Plank.

Lmao why is the oche like 1 foot wide

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Robson throwing some absolute chuds up there

>looked up Casey Gallagher on Twitter

Fuck she's changed a bit

Yeah I noticed it seemed comically narrow yesterday, in keeping with the tournament I guess

>Jobson

Durrant too good for these plebs

Wasting his career away

based duzza

>sound mixing going all to shit

The BDO seems to be a game of who chokes the least. Amazing how many of the players can't take advantage of such poor shots at doubles.

Not long now

Duzza is a top #lad

>Jobbo whining about the schedule

had never seen this
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Anyone have/make a gif of Jobbo downing a pint pre match in the bar?

The man has standards

>come with me as a walk-on
jesus christ

Fucking based

Screams Jobber to me.

>Kebab counting
This match is going to go on for fucking ages.

3-0 for the angry turk I hope

>they're warming up, the lads
Sure, Top Lad.

Where is Peter Sajwani these days?

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Legend

Do Turks in England also blow car horns when they win?

Quick browse of DartsDatabase says he won the Iceland Open in 2017 but didn't even try to make Lakeside.

We don't really have that many Turks, they're mostly Iraqi from that part of the world here.

3-0 Harris is also fine

All the Turkish people I'm aware of in Bristol are Kurds so no

LEGEND

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Not really

There's a much bigger Greek Cypriot presence particularly in London

>hit the treble
>miss the big number

>shanghai
>T20
>1

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Imagine inviting Darryl fucking Fitton for an exhibition.

These two have zero consistency.

Turk really hates air

>bald shaming

I'm sure they mentioned that thing about Shanghai last year.

>I know Chris is far better than that
Why the fuck is O'Shea defending this shite?

Why do any of them?

Turk has a cheeky bet on Harris

Before you ask: no.

Great scheduling once again from Channel 4 who have put the final on at the same time as Liverpool v Man City.

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>mfw this match is still going on

lel, bravo.

>Umit Uygunsozlu

R E M O V E

Its like they want their own product to fail.

Absolute clowns.

Channel 4 and BT Sport need to bin it.

There's no point showing this.

Contract runs out after this event and I have seen nothing which shows it will be renewed.

I really enjoy these >80 averages

Imagine if they go to Channel 5.

Wew.

It will end up on Dave in between repeats of QI