Coutinho is overrated shi-

>Coutinho is overrated shi-

-t

Assard's pathetic end product will never get old.

>Le dribbly drobbly run to the corner flag and fall down narutard big butt man

>t. i don't watch chelsea game and don't see that with forwards not completly disabled his stats would be through the roof

Attack score?

Same excuse every season, even when Chelsea wins the league, even when he has Fábregas and Diego Costa by his side, even though both Mourinho and Conte criticized his end product and inability to take it to the next level.

For a player of his skill, Assard is a soft-minded big-butted fraud.

t. Asszard

>ameristats

>y-you can't quantify my sport!
Objectively wrong on your end.

I can quantify your body fat, that's for sure.

>ameristats

Per 90 minute is meme

I can quantify your nation's economic depression, murder rate, Nobel prize laureates and education.

>ameristats

Hate to admit it lads but poobag being comparable to them from cm is impressive

I can also quantify the times you won the World Cup, the times you beat Tripadvisor and Trivago, the percent of whites in your country and how relevant you are in "soccer". It's zero for all of those.

>stats picture to prove a players ability
>its an amerishart flag

Every time

I can quantify your humanity and whiteness.
Zero percent.

Joke's on you, I don't even regard you as human. Lose weight, win a world cup and then we can talk "soccer".

We've got two

I'm sorry, monkey but I just cannot take you seriously because even a monkey can type Shakespeare given enough time according to probability.

Yes, you do.

Savage my dear brazuca.

Attack score lmao football isn't a videogame amerimutt

>useless stats

>americans posting random stats
>no 40-yd dash
Dropped.

It isnt even a sport.