/SerieA/ + Calciomercato Thread

juvewins...uuh...l-lol edition

Sadly, a two weeks break has started for SerieA.
All we can do now is discuss transfers and complain about VAR

MATCHDAY 21:
>Sunday, 21st of January 2018
12:30 Atalanta - Napoli
15:00 Bologna - Benevento
15:00 SS Lazio - Chievo Verona
15:00 Sampdoria - Fiorentina
15:00 Sassuolo - Torino
15:00 Udinese - S.P.A.L.
15:00 Hellas Verona - Crotone
18:00 Cagliari - Milan
20:45 Inter - A.S. Roma
>Monday, 22nd of January 2018
20:45 Juventus - Genoa

Previous: Make sure to keep it comfy and not to commit suicide for the struggle of no matches.

SerieA table

>inter
How did they lose to Sassuolo and Udinese? The ties against Lazio and Fiore weren't even that bad, but they should have 48 points by now.

>one day later
>still no apologies
No need to be so mad, /SerieA/

Udinese was gifted the match by >Santon
Sassuolo had a player kill himself to head the ball in goal and Icardi missed a pen.
tl;dr: >Inter

>NNVNN

*sigh*

>if you lose you win places
>if you win you lose places
was this table filled in by Trudeau?

We appear to be utterly and thoroughly fucked lads. It's becoming clear we really won't be getting any new players. Pastore said he will stay at PSG and Martinez moved to Villareal instead.
And it's a solid chance that we will concede to Roma unless Miranda miraculously gets fit for the match in two weeks.

Players we want we don't get and players that we do get we end up fucking up royally.

Very worried

rest in pieces blue Milan

Im cheering for them because I want based Gattusso to succeed.

B-Bastoni in from Atalanta lad, w-we won't fuck him up this time

Dybala out for 30-40 days

>Paulo Dybala underwent an MRI this morning which showed a mild strain to his right thigh flexor. He will immediately start rehabilitation with the prognosis for return better evaluated in the coming days.
t. Jewve site

Be glad it's just a strain. Should recover in time for the Spurs game but probably wont start.

No problem, secondary boipucci will get in charge

Unironically this. Have been vying to step out of DabGOD's shadow since the start of the season.

He's fucking shite.

Based Costa to take it from here.

Speaking of atalanta, why does no team go for Papu?

Petagna won't let him go

He's to intelligent for big teams.

>sheepfuckers thinking they're better than black people

PLAY HIM

>Mfw didn't even know he went to Rubentus

Pretty good Bonucci replacement, actually. Even though ISIS can do better if he gets his shit together, I think JJ will sell him.

>yfw ref's wife's son is black so he punished racist pecorari

It’s reported Monaco are interested in Stefano Sturaro, but Juventus would need a replacement first.

The midfielder has made only four Serie A appearances so far this season, and is well down the pecking order in Turin.

According to CalcioNews24 there are two Ligue 1 clubs interested, with the more plausible option represented by Monaco.

The Principality side want a more combative midfielder, and believe the Italian international fits the profile perfectly.

Paris Saint-Germain could also be interested, but he’d be a bench option there too and they have to sell players before they can buy, or risk falling foul of Financial Fair Play.

In any case, Juve will only allow Sturaro to leave if they sign another midfielder, and at the moment Barcelona won’t loan out André Gomes.

GOOD! juve's a slave of his limitations because he can only play LITERALLY one position, since he's too weak and slow for wings and too small weak for a striker. the 10 is literally the only thing he can play, like riquelme. now all max gotta do is tell mandžukić to go fuck himself

>tfw he goes

we simply cannot lose one of our biggest memes to the frenchies

"M-Mario you're benched today."
"..."
"D-Dougie get out"
"B-but senor"
"OUT."

>JJ just'd

Juventus-owned Marko Pjaca made an instant impact for Schalke, scoring on his debut in a friendly against Belgian side Genk on Sunday.

Pjaca appeared in the second half and broke the deadlock en route to a 2-1 victory for Schalke over Genk.

The winger only joined the German outfit from Juve in an arrangement until the end of the season on Thursday.

He was scoring constantly with Jj's youth as well.
I just hope he plays good in bundes and comes back. First match is Leipzig so it can be interesting

Can see why he was sent away on loan though with all the winger Jj have all of a sudden

Now that Dybala is ded we have the perfect amount of wings for a 4-3-3 as standard lineup, with Douglas, Berna, Cuadrado and Mandzukic.
I'm mainly worried about the midfield. Allegri is always playing the same players and the subs are Marchisio (physic of a 70 y/o), Bentancur (still raw tactically) and...well...Sturaro

*kills Ligue 1*

>neymar
>cavani
>mbappé
>di maria
>verratti
>dani alves
>thiago silva
...
>STURARO

I actually think he will do well at Monaco, then some premier league club will buy him for 50 million and he will be shit for them

>Cagliari have apologised to Juventus midfielder Blaise Matuidi after he claimed to have experienced racism between the two sides on Saturday.
Gianluigi Buffon can only match the Serie A appearance record, if the Juventus goalkeeper decides to retire at the end of the season.
>Inter have won the Primavera Supercoppa, defeating Roma 2-1 after extra time at San Siro.
Inter are reportedly leading Juventus in the race to sign Lazio defender Stefan de Vrij.
>Kalidou Koulibaly’s agent believes the Napoli man is “the best central defender in Italy”, and aims a barb at Juventus.
Fiorentina have reportedly set their sights on Montpellier left-back Jerome Roussillon.
>Milan are reportedly making enquiries about Udinese’s Jakub Jankto, and could take him on loan with obligation to buy.

>and aims a barb at Juventus.
Small club-mentality

>Inter are reportedly leading Juventus in the race to sign Lazio defender Stefan de Vrij.
Not meme-ing, but why would Inter look more appealing to a player? Is it purely wages, or more promises about playing time.