HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
literally who?
Dan "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Schneider
Dan 'If her age is on the clock, she's ready for my cock' Schneider
Does he eat their souls and their pussies? He's growing
Dan "makin' money and poundin' young TV honeys" Schneider
Is schneider a kike name
I can't tell
...
RARE
yes
hey shouldn't you be driving around in a pickup truck with an AK47 or something?
>FREEDOM FLAG
>TRIPS
>ALL CAPS ID
You tell us captain philips
Shut up Argentina
Dan "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schneider
Is that really his kid? How old was the mother?
Rob "if you can count her age on your hand, she's ready for my gland" Shneider
Dan "if she's got two hands, she's ready for my glans" Schneider
>inb4 Canuck tells us in all caps to stop talking about Dan
Ron paul shitposting from his vacation home
>Rob
That's:
Dan
"With my network power, your daughter I'll deflower"
"My balls on your nose, my tongue on your toes"
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Especially Toes"
Schneider
Dan "She's in my basement but I've got friends in the FBI so I don't really need to hide her" Schneider
Dan "if she can't escape on a raft, I'm placin her on my shaft" Schneider
whos that baby dad?
She was like 16, she was the star of Zoey 101.
Dan 'If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position' Schneider
Dan 'tie up her laces and shoot in her braces' Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter so I can cum inside her" Schneider does what he pleases.
You're doing it wrong
Eh good for him. I'd do it if I could... I would never go that young though, 14 max.
Dan Schneider is quite obviously the father of this kid.
the only bad thing here is that he clearly a closeted homosexual
foot fetish is a proxy for repressed homosexuality
younger girls are more visually similar to young boys than older women
Dan "if she's old enough to crawl, she's old enough to ball" Schneider.
FTFY
Dan "Want a show on Nick, climb on this dick" Schneider
>being so new your birth year has two 0s in the middle of it
ITT: a bunch of jelly neckbeard pedo wanna be fag lords
Dan "wipe away her goober and I'm ready to lube her and tube her" Schneider
Dan "if she's a fighter, hold her tighter" Schneider
Can anyone post some substantial evidence or at least theories instead of this meme posting?
A Canadian faggot will probably try to deny these allegations and shill for Schneider soon
Dan "Don't you cry, I'm going in dry' Schneider
Dan "spread wide I go in dry" Schneider
Dan "drives slow in the white van" Schneider
who did he rape?
Dan "Try your luck while you suck" Schneider
Yes, please stop with this smearing at once.
Dan is a good man, and he doesn't need his name being dragged through the mud.
supposed to rhyme
Dan 'Pedro Behr' Schneider.
>foot fetish is a proxy for repressed homosexuality
Well shit I guess I'm gay. Better file for a divorce.
Pretty much
Nope. Thats not what we do here.
We may get upset over fake rape accusations but this is different because reasons.
Fuck you and your logic.
>1 post by this ID
Clearly a Mrs. Bill clinton supporter.
>loli Jamie Lynn Spears
>implying you wouldn't have if given the opportunity
fuck off kike
>14 max
Damage control
wow you don't see many swedes on here
Kill...me...
...
>pic related
>taken at a hollywood jew pedo orgy
>polanski couldn't make it
DONT CALL HIM THAT
Nice proxy, jew. Just kill yourself.
Dan "coke & her cherry" Schneider is a disgusting individual.
Dan rhymes with van you dumb fucking leaf
>hehe look guys im right wing
Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, Jennete McCardy.
Jamie had a baby.
Jennete had a breakdown.
Not sure about Miranda though.
Dan "If she's too tight, it's just alright" Schneider
Niggers are more visually similar to gorillas than humans yet people who fuck them also fuck humans rather than gorillas.
Turns out your opinion of visual similarity is completely irrelevant when it comes to a man desiring females who are literally born with a hole specifically designed for putting dicks in.
Fuck stop with these Dan Schneider threads you fucking shills
dont forget amanda bynes
Since Canucks aren't naturally tough, we've survived by farting out a good joke now and then
Dan "You only get a show on nick if you blow on dick" Schneider
hey look i'm not a kike ok!
that chair looks like it's about to explode under the weight
he is fucking huge
not even being fat, just as a person got a big stature
fuck off kike, filthy anti-aryanic racist.
The look in his eye you just KNOW they banged
Dan "The Vanilla Gorilla" Schneider is known to have the biggest dick at Nick, possibly the biggest in cable. His cock has been described as a "Mountain Dew bottle" with gargantual thickness that would rival Tommy Lee, Tyrone Biggins and Mandingo. I'm estimating his size to be about 13.5 inches bone pressed with over 8 inches of sheer girth. He would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
They would've needed to spend hours on foreplay just so she could get wet enough to take it. I can just imagine her begging and pleading for it with Dan barely able to force it up past the knob. Her powerful moans as she squirms DEMANDING Dan force it in deeper. She would've orgasmed within seconds of receiving the full length, being filled and stretched right up to the cervix...the orgasm would've been intense with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity as he unloads a whole WEEK'S WORTH of semen into her preteen twat.
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Dan "If you want a show on Nick then you'll have to suck my dick" Schneider
What a creepy fuck. Why are jews so fucking creepy?
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Diddle The Kiddles In his Van" Schneider
i do not have to hide in a basement
holy shit that baby has his eyes and his fat face. Why would jamie take his baby and why would he let her..
Dan "Coke Can" Schneider
oh yes, quite right
you can pass the rake over me once then
>Not into the maymay
This, She even said her dad and "other men" molest her as a kid.
Let's start with how he can be so fucking fat for decades now and not be dead or missing feet.
wow what a worldview you have
there are no people just fucking kikes and ape niggers
wow
There he is.
Dan "apply the sleeper and work it deeper" Scheider
I wonder what it smells like
Dan "if you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE ANTI SEMITE NOW
>Average 60%
Dan "this little Ms. is getting my jizz" Schneider
Yup, Amanda Bynes Lost her mind.
Miranda is doing okay at least.
>CTR this upset
Kill yourself.
>ned's tip #3643: use lube
DELET THIS
What the... Who the fuck is that?
Schneider means tailor in German. It's not necessarily a kike name.
>Dan "If she's young, i put my benis in her" Schnieder
>Miranda is doing okay at least.
Tell that the next time you see her in person
reminder that this jew was in Harvard or whatever prestigious jew school during the mk ultra studies.
>Dan "If she's young, i put my benis in her :DDDDD" Schnieder
ftfy
She's probably not OKAY, but she hasnt gone off the deep end, she was attending college from what I ready, studied writing at first and then film.
Maybe she'll become a director not bent on molestinf kids in Hollywood.