Movie ends

>movie ends
>everyone files into the bathrooms
>it's an open stall setup
>can't go because there are guys next to me

Anyone else?

Yeah
I can only go to those in the corner, if there isn't a lot of people and I must that the stall next to me won't be occupied.(prefer even 2 stalls distance)

Not really. I don't get why they don't just pay the $5 to put some cheap dividers between them, but I generally don't care if people see my penis and I'm not at risk for legal action

Pull your pants and underwear all the way down to assert dominance

>being a dicklet
>having adick shorter than 8" in current year
LMAO

Just go in the women's toilet. Because gender is only a social construct anyway.

How do you not know how this works?
If someone is already there, you use the furthest one.
If there's someone at both ends, you use the middle. And so on.

small wee wee OP?

I don't use public toilets.

Shy bladder

just pee in the cinema shower, everyone does it and nobody cares.

>$5
for that you could get some cardboard installed, or maybe some cheaper plywood

try to picture the Niagara falls, that helps, i usually pee in the theater showers before the start of the movie, i can't help it with the water flowing everywhere.

just go to the handicap toilet and if someone ask you fake a studder

FUCK YOU YOU STOLE MY JOKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEE
that's me btw

I like to dab my dick afterwards.

remember, two dabs only. more and you are jerking it.

>white people problems

>old theater before alamodrafthouse bought it out
>no walls in between the urinals
>the furthest one to the right was just before a 45 degree turn to the left
>so people walking back from that area(regular stalls) would be in FULL view of my junk

>for that you could get some cardboard installed
>tfw cardboard is soaked with pee.

There should not be open stalls anywhere. It's disgusting and sexist. And don't even think about those fucking troughs.

Have you ever build or made something? An acrylic divider cost around $5, if you buy by dozens/hundreds like movie theathers would, I'm sure they are cheaper than that. Also you answered yourself
>cheaper plywood
I don't get what is the problem with cheap plywood, if you give proper maintenance it could last 10-20 years.

>pull down pants all the way down
>other guys give me strange looks
Only me?

>Pissing in a trough urinal
>Guy stands right next to you
>Deliberately crosses streams

Just hold your breath and eventually your piss will come out on its own, you might look kinda wierd to the people next to you and you might be standin there for a minute or two, but I'd rather be a bit embarasse around people I'll never see again than have to keep waiting to take a piss.

Might as well just throw some hay on the floor.

>pull down pants all the way down
>he gives me a strange looks

>not having OPEN stalls

I don't get what's wrong with Americans

>Not tapping your eurethra against the urinal to make sure it properly flows out

>not pissing in the parking lot before you drive off

>You will never be as happy to take a piss or shit as an Australian
Why even live

Why the guy with the santa hat is facing the other direction?
Is he taking a shit in a urinal?

we know

get on San Francisco's level

Yes, why else would you pull your pants all the way down?

>Guy on the left jerking it as he stares at the little kid

man, i may be a proper bundle of nerves possibly more suited to /r9k/, but i always get a good chuckle whenever im posted at a urinal relieving myself and someone walks in and immediately takes the only stall just to piss

i mean shit, all you gotta do is park and do your business, it ain't that bad

>pee could irrigate the surrounding plants
>let's build a concrete floor and sewers.

Literally American education

>go to bathroom after seeing Hateful Eight, thinking it'd be your standard single toilet deal
>open door
>immediate view of a guy standing at a urinal, his dick just out of view
>there's another guy standing in line RIGHT behind him in this tiny room where three people most definitely would be a crowd

I probably looked autistic as fuck because I just stared at it in disbelief for a bit too long before noping out of there. Who the fuck installs a single urinal in a room where the door open up directly onto it? Put it at the back wall so when you open the door you see their back, at least. You're not even saving any space if you're putting in a single urinal over a toilet for god's sake.

>it ain't that bad
Neither is getting a gf but you can't pull it off

He might be autistic like

Yeah, my dick looks abnormally small flaccid even though I'm about 4 erect.

I understand why Sup Forums despises cucks, but I think I might take it up as a fetish just to say "fuck you" to my shit genetics. Seriously, this situation is not my fault yet I'm made to feel terrible for it. It's like everyone with a big dick was born with 100k and I was given a bunch of debt. I have to work extra hard to dig myself out of the hole that my small dick preordained for me. I've done nothing but try hard and I'm still far behind the big swinging dicks who have to do little for women to lust after them.

Becoming a cuck would flip the situation on its head. I can throw out your mores and conceptions of pleasure and devise my own. I'll be happy with what I was given by enjoying the perversion of my existence.

Humiliation is the greatest fear of most people, but I will make it my highest pleasure. How can life be any better than that of an emasculated "man" who's laughed at and reviled by everyone and for him to enjoy as much as everyone else enjoys admiration. I will feel like the king of world as everyone reviles me.

>even though

>even though I'm about 4 erect.

Does anybody else leak unless they milk their dick for piss stuck in the pipe?

Don't do it user!

>not just going to the bathroom on the other side of the hall/theatre

pretty sure piss is bad for plants. high ph.

How does one dab their dick?

Onlynif you have an elephant cock

Is being a cuck the path to enlightment?

There's much more to life than sex, user. Don't let it define your existence.

don't worry user no one will see your dick anyway

kek

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fucking owned dude

everyone makes fun of actual cuckolds, not just Sup Forums you idiot

yr serious about this arent you?

>4 errect
That's nothing to brag about.

But I'm an extreme grower too. Flaccid it's micropenis-tier but errect it quadruples.
So I can never use a public shower ever.

>bathroom is crowded
>a guy farts as he goes
>everyone understands his embarrassment and looks away

Cinema goers are bro

There's a shitty negro bar in my town with piss troughs.
I wouldn't mind except the door hits anyone standing at the trough when it's opened.
Why are American bathrooms so fucking shitty?
If the stalls even have working doors, there's a 2 foot gap at the bottom and 4 inches between the door and wall.

The guy wasn't bragging dude

>not intentionally making people uncomfortable

>Is he taking a shit in a urinal?

it's the australian way

KEK.

With the "even though" it kinda sounds like bragging

I think he used the expression to contrast with the "abnormally small," which sounds like it probably means

Just how much sex are homeless people having in your public bathrooms before it comes to this?

>t. normal dick

Try having micro 5inch dick. I'd kill myself if anyone ever found out.

What's wrong with what I said?

LMFAO

Fucking manlets btfo hahahahaha

That's pretty much an average penis unless you cheated while measuring it.

Average among all men

The bottom tier penises are on "men" bringing the mean way down.

The average among men who are of reasonable size is 6.5

>even though I'm about 4 erect

>the average of men who have a bigger than average penis is 6.5

>go to a stall
>see a guy standing next to you
>you cant help but notice a big dick hanging out his pants
>he's pissing like a horse
>you try to piss but nothing comes out and you still feel the need to piss
>he's just about done
>you try so hard to piss but still nothing
>he gives his dick a shake
>notices you're still not pissing
>you just awkwardly stand there giving him a side glance
>he shakes his head as he zips up and walks away

i wanted to die so bad

Nope, mode seems to be the same as the average.

>thinking pee is good for plants
fucking idiot

underrated post

>5 inch is micro

asian here. fuck you

;_;

me

You do realize that on the off chance someone is looking at your dick while you're at a urinal that they probably aren't expecting you to have a boner right? It's not a fucking glory hole

>12 and 13 cm being the most frequent

What is this, South Park?

In bathrooms that are single-person, I legitimately don't see the problem with going to the ladies' restroom.

People just have an extremely skewed perception of penis sizes because of porn and most men lying about their size.

who else /sits in the urinal/ here?
might as well make the best of a bad situation

>People just have an extremely skewed perception of penis sizes

No, you have a skewed perception of penis size.

The actual average is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is the average that women have in their minds. A guy with 5 inches is small if women think he's small because women's opinion is all that matters. The median dick size according to women is 6.5

I question the results of any penis size survey in general. I imagine it's kind of difficult to get good information

...

Confident men don't have it all. There are men out there more hung than that guy. Next to those bigger men that guy feels emasculated.

The guy who learns to not give a shit is better than the guy with confidence. Live life in third person by realizing that nothing matters and you aren't responsible for anything.

Women don't know jack shit about penis size.
Barely any of them even know that flaccid dicks are shorter.

This is from the largest metastudy on the subject.
It's a whole lot more reliable than any anecdotal evidence people usually bring up.

fuck you you guys shit on and on and on about height in here where in reality 5'8 is the average male height.

fuck off

That's just skinny nerds with a beanstalk figure trying to feel better about themselves.

>I'm about 4 erect.

Are there no dividers in America? The only places we don't have them here in Amsterdam is in clubs or shitty bars. Don't really mind either way, though I'm a grower.

>movie ends
>urinals filled shoulder to shoulder
>finally my turn
>start peeing while taking steps backwards
>smile and nod head to guy on my left showing him my skills
>he too begins backing up
>guy on right notices and wants in on the challenge
>soon all three of us are up on the sinks on the opposite wall providing an archway for the new comers to enter under
>challenge now shifts from max distance to who has the most pressure for continuous flow
>feel ears starting to pop
>guy on right moans and has a nose bleed
>falls off the sink
>disqualified
>guy on left visibly shaking
>thank God I got a refill on my large coke
>tank running low
>suddenly my face feels wet and sticky and there's a ringing in my ears
>look to my left
>the dude is standing there still spewing liquid only now from two holes
>his neck his gushing red and pink
>his head freaking exploded dude
>let my final drops dribble on the floor
>high five the school kids who were watching on the way out
>tip the snack shack guy and tell him I enjoyed the movie and hope Lego batman gets a sequel

It depends on the place. Some places have them and some don't.

>wearing underwear
Otherwise you're correct

>mad_chink
Excuse me but that's a gook, not a chink.

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post.

As a result of gay marriage, dividers are illegal. But you won't hear me complaining~