/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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aw
thanks conway that the nicest thing you have said to me in a long time

/DominanceHierarchy/

/Cocaine/

YOU'RE READY MAN

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4 posts too early

/acadiana/

/frenchgf/

/yeehaw/

Grizzly bears

/SinnFein/

This must be a meme.

Black bears

I should buy a bible now

BLACKED

>buy
isnt selling religious books banned in france?
it is in turkey, although the muslims force you to ''''''donate''''''' money for their kurans, everything else is free
i still donated 10 liras for my bible to the church

just go to church

/pills/
black bears are fucking pussies

Brown Pelicans

/pelican/ bros wya

White Pelicans

BLEACHED

Apperantely not since they BLACKED the whole north american continent

stinky dumb jankee scum

im going to bed now y'all goodnight i love you

Good night, bud

Nah black bears are fucking sissies

*attacks you*
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i was a massive asshole to some italian or something haha

What a fucking retard lmao

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It's like a puppy jumping on its owner.

Harmless.

same

faget

agrarianism
oh shit I'm late

Me in the middle

thik

made a thread lads

you made that thread yesterday too you faggot
stop making horrible threads

sent ;)

it's not the same thread

thanks babe

>muhamed
>italy

what

his username is muhamed_menem and his from italy

dedxie

yeehaw

yeehaw

me in the post

IVE GOT TO KEEP RUNNING THE COURSE

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finlen r u ok?

RUSSIA YES!

Be more wholesome

im listening to very fast songs moving at increbilbe speed on speed

ok stay safe

incredibly fast apu going at hihg speed

using edge browser, feels edgy and like im being spied on

>/cum/

that's were you should return to

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FINGOLIANS GET OUT

this thread is shit

have sum OC bb

finnbro is a /dixie/ staple faggot

babi show vagina please
come to india

pls no

Today was completely still except for the one time I was trying to start a fire. I got everything ready and all of a sudden it got super windy and it was nearly impossible to get the fire going, but it went totally still again once it finally lit.

wtf you setting a fire for

sometimes i drink olive oil

same

Muh forge.

WTF this guy is just giving this monkey a haircut HOW CRAZY IS THAT

is there anything reviewbrah cant do?

Looks like the monkey's taking it like a champ too.

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delet this reviewbrah is a good boy

I don't condone reviewbrah hate, but that Steve seems like a stand up guy 2bh. wonder why he shakes so much

Maybe cocaine.

feel bad for this monkey

well maybe he should stop eating ice cream, its his own fault for being fat

At least that one isn't an alcoholic.

youtube.com/watch?v=mM6SUphTT88

he's achieved so much for someone so young

He said he does his reviews after working out.

might actually leave the house tomorrow haha

We need another Calhoun.

story time buds
>at work
>near end of shift
>guy comes in
>big guy
>BIG guy
>prolly 300+
>walk up to greet him
>oh shit he's unhealthy as fuck
>huge yellow eczema all over the backs of his arms and elbows
>his calves are dark and discolored
>his feet literally look diabetically blackish and swollen
>he has two small dogs with him
>he takes like 10 minutes untangling leashes
>gets them hooked up finally
>asks about trees
>he doesnt retain any information from questions i answer
>i have to repeat everything 2-3 times
>we start walking around
>his dogs explore and look around at stuff
>they get tangled on shit
>he just yanks the leash and yells at them to come
>does this constantly to the point that im getting angry because i love doggos
>one is named Pedro(small chihuahua mix of some sort) and the other Daddy (a miniature australian shephard)
>this goes on for 30 minutes as we walk the entire lot and i answer constant questions about fucking everything
>he lets one dog off the leash
>it shits in one of the rows
>get up front again
>he's about to leave
>"oh btw user do you have camellias"
>"yes sir..."
>take him to camellia section
>he fucking sits down and starts arguing with me about what type each is
>he isnt understanding that its all the same variety of plant bred into different colors
>give up and just agree with his incorrect bullshit because im tired of it
>finally finish helping him
>im 20 minutes over the end of my shift
>i clock out
>as i leave he catches me again and talks at me for 15 more minutes about how bad the soil in his yard is
>i know how bad it is all the land in conway is full of clay because its a drainage basin
>he bitches and bitches and keeps asking how he can improve the soil
>tell him a few options on breaking it up with sand/adding nutrient rich compost/plowing it
>he looks right at me and says
>"ive learned a lot from you, all of this is so different in the south im used to gardening in california hahahahahahaha"
>california
>CALIFORNIA

somebody call me?
tbf he sounds like he has legit mental issues. Good on you for still being patient with him. you work at a gardening place?

>california
Well there's your explanation right there.

ye

plant nursury

im patient as fuck but the way he was treating his dogs was pissing me off

he'd just pull on the leash til the dog stumbled forward, a couple times the dog was tangled up and id let him know and he'd get huffy and say "he has to learn somehow" and keep on yanking

ye

You've really got to wonder how Californians even get to Conway, it's tragic.
Did you ever find the cottonmouth that the other Californian let loose in your store?

no we havent seen a trace of it senpai

makes me worried too, ive been warning folks with kids to be cautious is theyre far in the back

its gotten to the point in the year where its probably gone to hibernate

Of course.

Hopefully it's gone and won't come back, but that's still got to be nerve-wracking. Fortunately I've never seen any cottonmouths around here, just those black snakes, whatever they are. I hate those things though, they've got into the garage once or twice and whenever I go to my car and it's dark I'm always worried I'm going to step on one or something.
Perhaps the fat Californian ate your cottonmouth though.

my baby cousin keeps running from me when I want to pick her up :(

either kingsnakes or black racers

both are good snakes, black racers eat rats and kingsnakes eat other snakes

marigolds and lemongrass repel snakes

marigolds take a fuckload of watering tho

Last time I saw my niece she looked at me and started crying.

hey the Halloween steam sale is only horror games right?

Seems like black racers mostly from what I can see, I'm sure it's both. Not sure if it's worth repelling them though, they haven't given me much trouble. I am kind of worried about a cottonmouth wandering by one day, doubt that'd be very safe for the dogs.
I've been wanting to plant some stuff in the yard next year, but I'd have to talk my way into digging holes into muh new bermuda grass.

I thought it was just a general fall sale, don't they usually do seasonal sales?

I thought the fall sale is a separate one from the Halloween sale but my I can't really remember. I've only had Steam for like a year