Norway is the best country in the ENTIRE world and all you fuckers are completely irrelevant. The only thing that makes you slightly relevant are nukes, but that's it (how fucked up is that?)
The world would be a much better place if it was ruled by Norwegians from the mighty kingdom of Norway. EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY!
You are so fucking stupid it's fucking unbelievable
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>Mock other countries
>Use capslock
>I am a slave now
Yeah it's nice but it won't last. The nigs are coming for you. Whites are moving to Antarctica, Africa, and Oceania now.
Thanks for your input mehmet, I'm glad you're enjoying free gibs and white whores
>NWO
pls no
>NWO with 90% income tax
brb killing self
Ye goodluck with that when you get invaded by people fleeing Sweden
Norway = Sweden with more fish, oil and autism.
Fish is good
Oil is good
Autism is good
Problem?
pretty much this.
start building the wall because in 10 years Sweden is not going to be recognizable.
>10 years Sweden is not going to be recognizable.
It will be on the brink of either salvation or ruin.
Which way swedish man?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN KEKS THE MARBLE KING SHALL ARISE AND PUSH THE TURKS BACK TO THE RED APPLE TREE
THE PURPLE PHOENIX SHALL ARSIE FROM ITS ASHES ΣΩΣΟΝ ΚΥΡΙΕ ΤΟΝ ΛΑΟ ΣΟΥ ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑ
Are you okay fetabro?
I'm surrounded by cucks there is no hope. I seriously have no faith in this country anymore. I'm so upset I don't even wanna talk about it.
bye.
And you fucking cucks just let it happen. You just bend over for the brown man and let him have his way.
Sweden used to be a FUCKING KINGDOM, WITH COLONIES. Why did you drop the ball Sven? :(
FUCKING DEBTS, WHERE IS MONI. YOU LAZY OLIVE EATING NIGGER, YOU OWE US SO MUCH MONEY.
Norchy worchy dorchy du?
Don't you have some oil sand to dig? Go do it... use gloves
ngl norway does look comfy as fuck
Can other countries even compete with Norway?
of course not...
c-can i move there
Depends... do you have any Norwegian DNA?
Actually, yes, not even memeing. My grandfather comes from a small island in Scotland (South Uist) that had the largest viking settlement in Scotland on it and most vikings in Scotland were Norwegian.
The reason Norway is still well off is because of high as fuck taxes. Which is due to the extremely small population. If Norway had a kingdom with no more than 50 million even, they would be wiped in no time.
Remember you only get +2 per luxury resource
T. sami
OK, Scotland has been accepted into the Norwegian realm (we love Scotland here anywayz)
Well if it's as good as you say, then I guess I'll have to move there.
Before oil you were a country full of sheep loving retards and when the oil runs out you will return to your sheeps
Am actually English, just with a Scottish grandfather :^)
You pale arab oil merchant. Americans are the greatest ever and if they weren't for their infinite mercy they'd explode you out of existence for what you just wrote.
Bootleg Iceland faggot.
Norway has an archaic sand-nigger tier economy. It's a wealthy nation because of the large oil reserves and small population. Other than that, there's nothing special about Norway.
>50% of your GDP relies on oil,
wow what a great country its like saying Qatar is a good country
Ofcourse, your best brother Denmark can compete.
You have the nature, we have the cities and architecture
It's actually 60% xD
Ahh, Arendal. Where the only girls in the pub are 45 and completely drunk.
This Danish castle was built with Norwegian stones (from lyse abbey)
Before the oil we had a massive merchant fleet and way more industry. With a weaker currency we can actually export again.
>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
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15% you retards.
Yeah thats Kronborg. A mighty castle with large defenses around it. It is also famously where Shakespeare's Hamlet takes place.
THIS,
Serbia has also plans for doing it.
While we take down USA, Russians are going to question "HOW" and than BOOM we attack Russia and take them as well, China will surender and Europe would stand in peace under Serbian dominance.
No wonder we wanted to leave the union when they tore down ancient Norwegian buildings and "rebuilt" them in Denmark :)
Sry pham. But Denmark was starving for stones throughout our entire history.
We have very few medeival castles left because everytime they got outdated or were unkept the king would tear it down to use the stones elsewhere.
You have a nice castle in Oslo though. A shame we dident grab those rocks before the union got dissolved :(
Our rocks will be our new oil.
It's already starting to materialize, and it will only grow bigger and bigger
:D
Nice, our king went mad after the eternal anglo stole our fleet (back when it was actually yours too) in 1807 and planted hundreds of thousands of high quality trees for ship building. Those trees are only really mature now. Guess he dident think wooden ships would ever stop being relevant. But it has caused us to have cracy amounts of high quality wood that we are now selling to the world.
There is a saying in Norway (maybe elsewhere?) that you cannot create gold out of rock....
Apparently we can....
>us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA
you're fucking retarded. We're doing ok here in our little corner in Europe, but matched against a world power we'd be erased from the map. Don't be such a fucking idiot.
The Dano-Norwegian fleet was literally 90% Norwegian though.... (90% Norwegian crew and officers) .... and built with Norwegian wood :)
... then there were 7 % danish officers and 3 % Dutch officers
Its pasta my friend. Werent you around when Norway would make a thread about dominationg America everyday?
Yo broski, remember how we used to be bros?
Dont know the numbers so a source on that would be great.
The ships were build, and the people educated in Copenhagen though. And Denmark-Norway was one back then.
I would like to go to there.
Truly havets herskere! :')
>I'm so upset I don't even wanna talk about it.
I don't believe it. It can't be that bad
Post hairline. I want to see what the stress caused by the leftists has done to you
I could become citizen?
t. Ilike Thecold
>And Denmark-Norway was one back then.
Yeah.... from 1660 to 1814.
But Norway is a preddy fucking old country though (872).
True. Thats still a long union we had.
Got a source for the sailor numbers? Not trying to be a dick I am just interested.
Where is it? Jeg kan godt lide det.
Are houses in Norway expensive,how hard is it to get a job?
k well i'm moving there and polluting the gene pool
Thats Egeskov Castle. Its on the island of Fyn(Funen) and lies some kilometers south of Odense, the largest city on the island.
Its a very nice castle and the wife, if you have one, will enjoy it too. It has "cute" garden and beautiful surroundings that she will like.
Only bothered to find this right now... but there is more out there.... IN THE UNIVERSE!
Why do you lie?
If Norway was so good then my competence would be rewarded, but instead I'm not getting anywhere while people who don't even want to work get more on welfare per month than I earned so far this year.
I have to go abroad to get a job, and I've worked for the big companies already but came back to Norway in hopes that I could get something started here as well, but failed because everyone see me as a threat and now ignore me.
It's a fucking bullshit system that doesn't reward people with skills, and the jew-loving traitorous politicians only gain by having this system in place.
Yes.
Would waifu a Norwegian qt
>>Gib to Aussie now
>and the jew-loving traitorous politicians only gain by having this system in place.
If you really were skilled the "jews" would love you... so your just speaking BS
Cool
There are a couple of really cool castles on Fyn(Funen) if you ever visit.
HolckenHavn Castle, Tranekær Castle, and Nyborg Castle are all very nice. Those are the only ones i have personally visited.
Pic is HolckenHavn
See you as a threat? Are you an Arab or something?
>Norway
Is that the new way to spell "United states?"
GIBSMEDAT STONE
Kan du snakke norsk?
Ikke bekymre deg, alle snakker engelsk.
The US belongs to Norway, we already created most of your values
Du får ikke norske venner hvis du ikke prater norsk.
Shut the fuck up fjordnigger you fisher cunts have been safe there for thousands and years and found oil and gas and now you're better? HAH fuck yourselves.
Nonsense, I've got a fuck ton of friends in Stavanger and Bergen, and I don't speak norwegian
du bet.
du bet på agnet.
Jeg kan lese og skrive, men jeg har problemer med å snakke og lytte.
Tak. I love Denmark and Norway. I have visited both. Great countries. Sweden can fuck off.
Snakka du engelsk med dem?
Went to Norway a few months ago, indeed a great country. But don't let sandniggers coming in. Really.
If Norwegians are so great why didn't they colonize the Americas?
>inb4 Vinland
The Vinland colony was a failure because the Norwegians got BTFO by naked Indians and were forced to leave the continent. You had your chance at remaking at least part of the world in your image and a bunch of brown Indians with stone spears stopped you.
Not with them no, we understand each other just fine.
But one of the guys is from Trondheim and we have to speak english, cause I have literally no idea what he's saying.
>because the Norwegians got BTFO by naked Indians and were forced to leave the continent
No, they were just disappointed by the women they found... so they left
Er bare å ove så går det seg til. Vi har 1000 forskjellige dialekter, så det kan være greit å bestemme seg for ett område om gangen.
Jeg er også fra Trondheim. Folelsen er gjensidig Danskemann.
>Tfw asking in English on Kastrup, but they answer in Danish.
No retard, Switzerland is the best country in the world.
America would be the best but it has an uncertain future and a lot of retards who could explode at any minute.
>Tfw asking in English on Kastrup, but they answer in Danish
Danish people do this, it's the wierdest shit.
My friend tried to book a hotelroom in Copenhagen once, and the girl kept replying in danish, and eventually started talking swedish at her.
It was hilarious
Switzerland is good, but it's surrounded by enemies.
We're the only European country that can be defended
What's with you guys and black metal, why so many hatred for such a peach country?
We are too few to defend it. It's way too easy split it in half literally anywhere.
Build nukes.
Yes I agree, our country is shit, that's why I'm moving over there, I plan on sucking the Swedish welfare and schooling system dry and then move to Norway for job opportunities. You hard working parents will pay for my lazy Slav ass.
I'm so happy we have still some people with a backbone in Germany.
But still, I can't really get why it's so bad in Sweden.
You don't habe a (((eternal guilt by the chosen))) on you or something.
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We even have big protest against Merkel.