His parents were tricked by kikes to mutilate his penis when he was a baby

>His parents were tricked by kikes to mutilate his penis when he was a baby

God, the swedes going on about circumcision. We got all sorts of shit going on in the world but a fucking cut penis is where we need to freak out. Have you prepped your bull yet?

You have bigger things to worry about.

> Glass Houses

>swede
>only wants to talk about dicks

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with your people

kek at amerifats getting into full damage control denial mode

>mfw Poland doesn't have genital mutilation

Uncut looks gross and cleaning from what I hear is a little more intensive and if you skip or are of poor hygiene you can develop "dick cheese"

Also cut makes it look bigger and less like a dogs penis

>the swedes going on about circumcision
Yea, Muslims don't circumcise.

Sucks that I had my genitals mutilated, but at least my dick is huge.

Maybe you should get your information from somewhere other than home schooling.

>tfw have Jewish blood but no mutilated penis

Suck on that Rabbi

pics or bs

>having to perform this level of mental gymnastics to excuse the fact that some doctor mutilated him when he was a kid

my sides

cutlet detected
Yes they do, just proving yet again that Jews are just a form of Muslims.

I had depression for a few years and I gotta admit during that time my hygiene became very poor. And I never got dick cheese.
I don't know what you need to do to get an infected dick but I think it involves rusty knives.

this whole argument makes no sense. The lack of hygiene required to get a smelly dick would be enough to make you smell everywhere else.

Are you telling me you don't wash yourself because you are cut? How disgusting are you? Do all Americans smell like shit then?

>Got mutilated
>Oh well, can't be helped now
>Parents are degenerates anyways
>Have an easy way to tell if a girl is a fucking retard or not now
>"Yeah I'm not happy I was circumcised, it's hugely unethical"
>Anything other than staunch agreement means she gets thrown out without taxi fare

Sup Forums is undercover as fuck. Talking about hating fags all day yet constantly talking about dicks...

So straight men suddenly don't have dicks or what?
We are talking about mutilating them. Not our fault you can't stop thinking about sucking dicks when people talk about.

cutlet detected

>tfw foreskin tendon is too tight and have never been able to bring the hood below the head whole life but don't wanna let people think my parents let jews mutilate me at birth

I hate this

rekt

You show up in every one of these threads and talk about phimosis which is extraordinarily rare and you don't have it anyway.

Nice try cuck.

Lol fukken joo

It's not phimosis and this is my first time mentioning it.

The tendon or whatever on the underside of the head is literally too short to allow me to bring the skin below the head without hurting a lot.

Does this make you somewhat inbred?

Not mine

>My dick has an uncommon but not unusual problem
>GUESS I BETTER JUST LIVE WITH IT FOREVER
Go to a doctor you fuckhead

It's pretty easy to stretch your frenulum senpai

But I don't wanna get circumcisized :(

Just donate to foregen and they will REGENERATE your FORESKIN.

PLEASE DESU

You haven't gone to the doctor, how do you know that's the only solution to your problem?
Google preputioplasty.

that logo looks disgusting for some reason

Any lawfags itt? Is there someone I can sue for mutilating my dick? Surely this is some kind of medical malpractice?

White bitches don't give a fuck.

Source. Uncut Hispanic guy.

Not at all I'm parts of various European nationalities

>removing mass from an object makes it look bigger
Get this man a Nobel Prize in Physics

Lol.fucking cucked welsh.
Lol mufuka just cut his straw

Lmao. The thing is I have the choice, where if I wanted to get circumcised I can, whereas you cannot get uncircumcised

So why doesnt he brand or pierce his straw to disprove joowness!
Discuss

Why bale?

Mine were not tricked by the jews. I am 100% natural

HAHAHAHAHA YEAH LET'S MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO HAD AN INVOLUNTARY SUGERY AT BIRTH HAHAHAH WE NEETS ARE SO SUPERIOR AND EDGY!

>His parents were tricked by kikes to mutilate his penis when he was a baby
Fucking jews. This won't happen to my child like it happened to me

>b-but uncut l-look gross
>b-but it's sterile now

All bullshit