I'm scared. How the FUCK do you stop this?

I'm scared. How the FUCK do you stop this?
>defensively sound in the center with Umtiti being a top class defender and the fullbacks being great
>balanced midfield with Rakitic, S. Roberto and Iniesta being super sub backups
>new front three trident with Redeemed Messi, Ratking and Dembele who's an assist machine
>Coutinho, one of the best CAM's right now will be assisting that front three
>Valverde the manager has Barcelona on a winning streak despite injuries to his star players and weak depth
It's not fucking fair to the other European giants. This team is not supposed to exist. Barcelona were supposed to be over after Nerman left.

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lmao they were shit a few months ago, they still have to face real competition

4 defenders that can't defend for shit and a false 1 on goal

only casuals ate up the "Neymar is great" meme. These are the same people who think Cristiano deserves his 5 balloon doors and is on the same level as Messi.

>4 defenders that can't defend for shit
This is bait

>buy feijoada loving tadic
>suddenly your team is unstoppable
la liga is locked and copa del rey too probably

you don't. the league is won so they're just playing hoofball until chelsea tears them a new hole

>dem digits
You dont stop them. You just let them rape you and watch them win another treble.

1. it's the system that makes them good, so they don't even need to defend
2. they've only faced 1 (one) good opponent so far

the same goes to city, they concede few goals but they can't defend for shit, both teams will get exposed past the ro8 in the CL. of course they are good teams, but not CL winners material

>Chelshit
Lmao

>0 (zero) goals conceded in three games against Juventus home and away and Real Madrid at the Bernabeu
You are literally baiting.

suarez is done, he misses a shitload of goals
demebele can't shoot to save his life
messi disappears in the big games

barcelona won't score

they conceded 5 in the supercup

Hello, Halal weeb kun. Are you going through therapy still?

Have you seen these teams play this season? Also, you were talking about league games and I said they've only had 1 good opponent, Real Madrid (who got rekt)

Juventus lost lot of defending power without Bonucci and Buffon, they aren't the same solid team now

>preseason

you just know
>suarez is done, he misses a shitload of goals
scored a fantastic volley today and is in form
>demebele can't shoot to save his life
not important, if he can draw defenders and find the open man he'll be hailed as a barca legend

there's no preseason, this isn't handegg

Maybe injuries and busparking.

>scored a fantastic volley today
and missed another 4 easy goals

Every striker misses goals

>this hermano literally SEETHING

Ah yes the attacking powerhouse that is Juventus...

Juventus have so far scored the most goals in Serie A this season.......

>Serie A
......

>d-doesn't count!
Keep moving those goalposts

it's preseason, stop making shit up

>this chicano literally SEETHING

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:Temporada_2017-18_del_Fútbol_Club_Barcelona#Supercopa_de_España

>Sergei Roberto plays CAM
>not a bad player with a lot of potential
>still spend shit ton of money on coutinho
>put Sergei Roberto on the Right back instead.

wtf is wrong with Barca?

I never get these meme lineups when people post them.

Why do people insist on having Semedo as a starter when he gets benched by Sergi?

Also for the CL it'll be Iniesta instead of Coutinho but thats still pretty good.

>Why do people insist on having Semedo as a starter when he gets benched by Sergi?
You're retarded. The only reason Semedo doesn't play often is because Barca want to save money and not pay the add-ons that are related to his number of appearances that they agreed with Benfica over his transfer.

Semedo is a better right back in theory and on paper but in the actual games Sergi Roberto simply makes big fucking plays. Often.

Your fucken stupid STOP

If he was betrer than Sergi he would've started in the match against Madrid. He didn't for a reason.

Barcelona have already played Atletico, Real, Juventus.

>muh addons
lmao those are 5m per season

The real question is if Dembele replaces Xavi and Coutinho replaces Iniesta, who replaces Suarez?

>semedo - dembele
That's one fucking fast right wing desu

Have you watched them this season at All? They've played well maybe 3 times

They just have the luxury of playing in leliga, in the PL they would be 7/8th

>leading a 2 horse race where the other horsey forgot to show up

they will have a bit of buffer to focus on the CL but city, buyern, psg, juve are all capable of fucking them up

>Dembele who's an assist machine
he is literally only good at having a bbc, a nothing player

Real and Juventus are both in crisis
as soon as Barca plays someone from EPL they'll get exposed la

>real competition
But they won 3-0 away

Why does it matter? Coutinho isn't eligible to play in the Champions league, and the World Cup will destroy the last bit of Messi's soul. Suarez will leave Barcelona, Iniesta is too old, and Semedo won't develop.

Real life is not FIFA18. Go watch handegg or something.

Top bait

t. seething assblasted Manolo Ackbar Zidane Perez.

>defensively sound
>Umtiti and Alba

lolno

>insert Neverton drawing home against a 10-men Cypriot Pirating Galeass Crew webms
>insert West Ham losing twice at home against a Romanian Tractor Maintenance Crew webms

Fact is that Umtiti, Paulinho, Alba, Dembele, Coutinho and Sergio Roberto are not CL winner material (yet). There can only be so many weak links in a team. Theyre flying high and RM being shit is helping them a lot so theyll end up winning the league and getting relatively far in the CL. Thats already more than was expected from fans.

>Umtiti, Paulinho, Alba, Dembele, Coutinho and Sergio Roberto are not CL winner material (yet)
alba and roberto have already won cl (and a treble)

>not one mention of the return of the Verminator
baka desu senpai

>A-as soon as Barca plays a CL match they will lose
>Easy win against Juve
>Juve i-is shit wait until the play Real
>Real absolutely BTFOd
>Juve and Real are shit wait until they play a team from the EPL

SEETHING delusional retards. Chelshit will get demolished and based Valverde will lead the GOAT and Co to another treble.

>implying it's not poop guardiola's year

>it's the system that makes them good, so they don't even need to defend
how is that a bad thing

lmaoing at the argie halal weeb, Perez should pay you for shilling this hard

2000 CA Francs are being added to his account as we speak.

Putting Suarez there is a mistake if Valverde does it again he'll go back to not scoring

Griezmann thats why theyre giving cou number 14 theyre saving 7

but that's wrong

going to a sinking ship who are also your teams city rival. Satoshi please.

>

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How do you stop based Rat king?

>it's the system that makes them good, so they don't even need to defend
Are they going to abandon the system when they face a good team? And of course they need to defend; what are you talking about?

>Iniesta benched

not yet, son. not yet

>literally standing there watching Messi walk through the entire team

What happens to Rakitic?

Death from cronic cardboard croatian baldness

>literally runnig to the right spot at the right time to catch a ball and score
good striker is good

he was offside before messi shot the ball
being onside would just make less space for messi to dribble

>Dumbele

that webm shows that messi is more impressive then suarez doing all the hard work

Imagine Poonaldo even trying this

by realising that Paulinho doesn't have the technical ability to play alongside anyone that isn't world class
and that Coutinho isn't

and that now that the team is ridiculously top heavy now because Barca have now become this ignorant animal that buys players for ridiculous sums of money just because former players etc say they have 'barcelona DNA' or 'that barca quality'

and now they've forgotten how to properly scout and develop youth, this is partially a hangover from Cruyff ripping apart the academy and teaching everyone a slightly narrow minded approach to football where everyone needs to be incredibly technically gifted and play multiple positions.

now they only play one style of football, even if it's not appropriate. for example you couldn't imagine Kane playing for Barca, yet they could probably have bought him for around/slightly above the asking price for Coutinho and he's miles better.

stop this. even mocking fagaldo is making him a favour.
It is crystal clear for any decent football fan that they play in very different leagues

NO MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

>by realising that Paulinho doesn't have the technical ability to play alongside anyone that isn't world class and that Coutinho isn't
>for example you couldn't imagine Kane playing for Barca, yet they could probably have bought him for around/slightly above the asking price for Coutinho and he's miles better.
>TF
>TT
OD

t. seething Dorftrottel customer.

>THE PL
Nice Bait Fag lol

This lol

He's gonna get injured soon but I like him and he is decent as backup.

lol fucking retard

EEERNESTO VALVEEERDE!!!!
EEERNESTO VALVEEERDE!!!!

Based

With this ;^)

Unironically I agree, city look incredible this year

M. Salah xD

>Sanchez
>Aguero

>Kompany

Or this

>Ribery and Robben
Is it 2013?

Apologies, I must not have listed the available subs- oh wait. Fit Ribery/Robben>Dembele.

>Fit
They're like 34 years old. I like Robery as much as the next guy but their time is up

Realistically speaking, they are easily top 3 in Europe right now, anyone who posts a team that isn't Man City or PSG is delusional

>Neuer
isn't he out for like 5 more months?

Ribery potentially, Robben no. He still has it in him this season and potentially still next.
Neuer should be back latest march. Prolly mid feb.

Ribery is absolutely done, and Robben is not far out. Robben has only just made it into half of the Bundesliga games this season and Ribery a third

They haven't really had a chance to settle this season due to injuries but last season they clearly performed better than Coman and Muller

>Jupp's Old Boys FC winning anything in Europe

>Ribery - 34
>Robben - 33
>Rafinha - 32
>Neuer - 31 (Injured, they are playing 36 year old Tom Starke instead)
>Vidal, Wagner - 30
>Martinez, Boateng, Hummels, Lewi - 29
>Müller - 28 (Looks like 36)

Injuries are part of the point. OId people get hurt.