Why is there an axe on a spaceship?

Why is there an axe on a spaceship?

why is there a penis in her panties

For chopping down space trees

to chop through wires n shit in case u gotta disable a door or sum shieeeet

That's bush son

て

She is hottest in holes desu. Fight me

Why does mootles do these things?

>posts someone else posted years ago

generation kukd in tha house y'all!

thank you niggers from space

For when they go down onto planets. Notice that it is stored with the space suits, thus it is meant to be taken with them numb nuts.

to farm wheat

Well I don't know about Prometheus, but Ripley needed it to shave her pubes.

But it also has other uses:
>shiny surface to use as a mirror
>scratch your back
>peel and dice potatoes/carrots
>smash glass case containing back up axe
>kill potentialy dangerous Aliens

That's a hatchet
Underage banned

why was aliens so trash while alien is kino af?

the part where she puts on the nail polish is so hot

In case they need to chop things or hammer things. It's always good to have tools on a spaceship in case something goes wrong and you have to improvise something.

Why there is a qt on a spaceship?

The same reason they're carried on submarines. Fire/rescue.

The axe/hatchet is one of the earliest and most useful human tools, I wouldn't leave Earth without one.

>Sigourney will NEVER deform you with snake venom nail polish and smother you with her thighs ;_;
Why even bother lads

entertainment for the male crew

Russians carry guns and knives in case they land in Siberia on re-entry

Actually they're there in case they land anywhere in Russia.

You havent experienced life until youve experienced bush

...

>you will never own your own Sigourney Weaver sex doll

Its called a space-axe, moron

i hope its not to damage that magnificent bush, probably the hottest thing in MOVIE EVER WAS THE END OF ALIEN