hold me bros
/cric/
Death to Aus/cric/
hlw dear bros
hlw dear bro
give girl pic mmmm
hmmmm I love you bro
kohli is a mong for dropping players for bad performances in his meaningless stat pad series against sri lanka
hlw
Sauce btw
Thank you Bhuvi, for one of the best opening spells ever by a visiting fast bowler in South Africa. Thank you Pandya, for one of the most valiant innings in a crumbling situation, against arguably the best pace lineup since the 80s. Thank you Shami and Bumrah for making a match out of almost nothing in the second innings, and giving India a real shot at a win. This pace attack has really proven the naysayers wrong and (with Pandyas blitz) has been the only reason India are even clinging on to this game.
Now to the batting. Fuck you Vijay, for poking outside your off stump like you always have. Fuck you Dhawan, for giving away more runs with your shite fielding than you make in both innings combined. Fuck you, Poohli, for keeping Rohit instead of our most successful overseas batsman in the last 4 years, and Vijay over a much more consistent KL Rahul. And finally, fuck you, Shastri, for categorically denying this team Rahul fucking Dravid as their batting coach in favor of Sanjay Bangar.
he's somewhat of a comedian's comedian
crafts his jokes very well
I really don't think his full sets are all that great but for me still a very funny man and fairly unique in his style
Honestly want to race mix with Bhuvi
intergalactic verity wormhole right here
Not sure why his ODI buddies like Rohit and Dhawan were picked for a test match.They’re proven test flops.
England selectors would keep the same team all series even if they kept losing every time
Sarfaraz Khan when?
Fuck lads i was contemplating finally selling my eth last night I fucked up
He will debut then soon forgotten after scoring a couple of runs, just like Karun Nair, Jayant etc
i spent 15h watching cricket today too
ashes - 1st bbl game - 2nd bbl game / saf v india
wish there was something on now to watch
wish we could meet irl and watch cricket all day and become gay friends
>wish we could meet irl and watch cricket all day and become gay friends
Same
same
Sstickies will bring more unwanted traffic
Why would you want that?
Those who watch cricket will find their way to /cric/ threads
>implying Sup Forums would ever sticky /cric/
Pretty sure he means sticky wickets.
>this is Australia's representation on int
would give a shit if it were any board other than Sup Forums 2bh
God fucking damnit I hate them
I wish the weather was like this year round. h8 the 45°C summers.
quite enjoy our 20C summers, sometimes we have a heatwave and the temperature rises to 25C
just got told off by an aussie
Delhi gets that cold? Went there once, it was summer. Never again.
>aussie afraid of summers
soft cunt
Indian you gadha
What?
guess time to sleep for me
gn lads
INDIAN
YOU
GADHA
is pandya elite
tbf he is telling that giant singapoo faggot off. i see that faggot in all the /ausnz/ threads that get crosslinked here. you have to be mightily fucked up to worship a country where most people think you're a muzziegook purely because you've got an ottoman crescent moon on your flag. and let's not even begin with the homosexual anime roleplaying drivel he constantly posts.
Yes, I hate when gets really arrogant though.
someone should post the australian beverage image/gimmick in there
I like how some people got banned for "raiding" for talking about cricket, the australian national sport in the australia general, but then straight up ERP by non-australians is completely fine.
Think I'll make a thread there right now
it's because Sup Forums is somehow even more cucked than /lgbt/
i think i could be in a loving relationship with a man but i just don't think i could ever be into gay bum sex
Made a thread on Sup Forums lads
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yeah not my cup of tea
>ywn spend christmas day playing backyard cricket with holly and then later on pat dry her tummy and thighs
grim
Dhakay to valoi thanda poreche dada
imagine what she smells like probably a mixture of vanilla and honey mmmm
would bowl her an aggressive and muscular bouncer
absolute perfection
perry poofs are so delusional
>Queensland
KEK
I don't want to become suicidal lol
>suicideland jokes
is this like your only gimmick?
please come drop some amens by lads, got the get and all
Why would I want to try an achieve some sort of infamy on an online Vanuatuan quilt sharing digest?
I know dada means brother
Fuck me, it's lightning here.
he's been exposed. this is simply his death rattle
dire lack of new quality gimmicks nowadays
>Vanuatuan quilt sharing digest
>not a try hard
That's all you need to know
my fucking allah that Sup Forums general is terrible
it's being currently "ruined" by actual australians
which one m8
/ausnz/
that place is always suicide inducing
Talk non-cricket here, banned
Talk on /ausnz/, banned
Cannot fathom why rohit gets picked off pujara (admittedly not recently)/rahane in test cricket. Can't decide if i'm a massive brainlet or kohli thinks he's playing 5D chess by picking a memeslogger against an elite seam bowling attack on wickets that suit them
Indians itt, does Kohli ever play for Delhi anymore?Root played like 2 County matches this season, wasn’t allowed to play more than that.Don’t know if Smith plays any Shield matches these days, clashes with their test summer season, doesn’t it?
Don't think he does
nah he does, generally at the start of the shield season before the aussie international summer comes around. that's seldom more than 2 or 3 matches though
it's raining and I can't sleep lads
Skipping the first day of class cuz the valve stem on my bike broke lads
I was talking about Kohli lol, forgot to mention.
Sydney too?
oh kek
yee
come over for cuddles ?
Just teaching few people about being Australian.
kek
KEK
K E K
that 1 was when we unironically got bounced out by ishant sharma at lord's, wasn't it?
I’d imagine Kohli just plays too much international cricket for him to bother with Delhi.
Ashamed of this post 2bh
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That seems to be the case
that singapoof is highly disturbed
I like telling people about AUSTRALIA
*kisses you*
a man of taste
oh fuck it's here now
don't engage it, don't look at it, hopefully it will leave
thank you
...
Fucking hell, it's lightning
that's what I say about my own ejaculations
all on my face
it's still here
oh allah it won't go away
Ignore its existence, it thrives on attention. SP Janny will probably airstrike it soon. He is a very diligent man.
Lord hear our prayer
quick someone make a vaguely off-topic post so janny will show up
I don't want to be on the diligent man's radar.