*sits next to you*

*sits next to you*

Hello! are you white?

*gaysex music starts to play*

can you coach me on gym

"are you in the army? Because of the bag"

hello are you an archaeologist??

>he takes the bus

Why is op such a raging faggot?

Sure
*goes behind him and holds his hips firm while positioning him properly*

>silence as i stare out the window and hope that if the person says something its to someone else

I thought that was a bus full of women in burkhas from the thumb

REEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAD GET OFF MY TRAIN

ops pic is a train

Hello my friend, have you ever tried squats? I think it will do you a lot good for those shitty chicken legs

"hello! what brand are you using to blond your hair mister Sheckelstein"?

norway is fucking doomed with all these burhqa wearing women holy shit

*scoots closer*

Tfw no autistic gym rat bf

Same

Never seen a woman in a burhqa b4 desu

>h-hi
>*bite lip*