/trans/ - Ask a lad on a train anything edition

Rumours:
>Manchester United hope to cool any interest Antoine Griezmann might have in moving to Barcelona next summer by meeting Atlético Madrid’s £89m summer release clause and offering him an eye-watering £400,000 per week. It’s a lot more than they would have had to pay him if they’d pulled off their mooted move for the France striker last summer, but with Barcelona now in the race for his scrawl, he can more or less name his price.

Dumped out of the FA Cup in the third round for the first time during Arsène Wenger’s reign, a bad month for Arsenal fans is about to get a little bit worse. Manchester City are deep in negotiations with the north London club over the transfer of Alexis Sánchez to the Etihad. Despite being unwilling to match Arsenal’s £35m asking price, they remain hopeful of getting a deal over the line sooner rather than later. City sporting director Txiki Bergiristain is reported to have spent Friday and Saturday discussing numbers with the Arsenal bean-counters and is confident of securing Sánchez’s services for £25m. In the aftermath of the embarrassment at the City Ground, Wenger took time out from berating his underperforming players to deny speculation that he is on the verge of signing West Brom defender Jonny Evans, who is also a City target.

>Having bid adieu to Philippe Coutinho, Liverpool will ramp up their well-documented interest in Monaco’s Thomas Lemar and also plan to offer RB Leipzig a little extra on top of the agreed fee for Naby Keita to bring the midfielder’s move to Anfield forward from the summer to right now. With a hectic festive period behind them, Liverpool’s players have been sent to Dubai for a few days of rest and relaxation, but their recruitment department will enjoy no such luxury. Despite speculation to the contrary, the Liverpool Echo reports they have not yet made an official approach to Leicester City for Riyad Mahrez, a state of affairs that’s soon expected to change.

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/TQ1Wj79.jpg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

With talented underachievers Ross Barkley and Kevin Mirallis gone to Chelsea and Olympiakos respectively, Everton are in the market for some new blood and manager Sam Allardyce hopes to add Swansea central defender Alfie Mawson and Watford midfielder Abdoulaye Doucoure to a list of January recruits that currently consists of Turkey striker Cenk Tosun. Sevilla midfielder Steven Nzonzi also remains a target, while Championship basement-dwellers Sunderland will happily show central defender Lamine Koné the door if Everton renew their interest in the Ivory Coast international who is currently sidelined with a knee injury.

>Leicester City are in talks with French Ligue 2 side Gazélec Ajaccio with a view to signing 22-year-old winger Fousseni Diabaté, according to local paper the Mercury. Claude Puel’s side are believed to have agreed a fee of £1.8m for the Mali U-23 international. In unexpected news, Leicester central defender Harry Maguire has been linked with a potential £50m move to Manchester City just six months after rocking up to the King Power Stadium. With Wes Morgan injured and Robert Huth just back from a spell on the sidelines, Leicester are unlikely to entertain any offers for the England international.

Newcastle manager Rafa Benítez hopes to bring Real Madrid right-back Achraf Hakimi to St James’ Park on loan, while Chelsea cultural attache and midfielder Kenedy remains on his radar. The Magpies are also in the market for a goalkeeper, but the Evening Chronicle reports that moves for West Ham’s Joe Hart and PSG’s Kevin Trapp are unlikely to be successful. Despite saying he wants to fight for his place at Liverpool, Danny Ings could be shipped out to Newcastle, although West Bromwich Albion are also hopeful of drafting in the 25-year-old to help in what currently passes for their fight against relegation.

>Paris Saint-Germain outcast Lucas Moura is hopeful of getting a move to Manchester United, according to French TV station Telefoot. Nantes, Nice, Bordeaux and Real Betis are also interested in the Brazilian winger who has his heart set on a move to United.

And finally, after successfully breaking out of Sunderland, for whom he scored 12 times in 19 appearances while on loan from Bournemouth, Lewis Grabban will get to sample life at the opposite end of the Championship table in a successful, winning team when he signs for runaway leaders Wolves.

Nothing like a fresh /trans/, lads.

dead scousers.

are you guys autistic too, like the lads at /trb/

Maguire is starting to get massively overrated, no way that he's worth 50 million

How did >your team do in the draw?

Should I watch this lads?

Is it kino?

We’re a comfy general with occasional porn dumps

Wait, you lads like porn too? I thought I was the only one.

its enjoyable and you'll really like it if youre into Oasis.

>tfw you will never be as happy as coutinho was escaping Liverslip

lol, why arent united buying midfielders.

I forgot how being happy actually feels.

What is the Coutinho equivalent of replacing Suarez with Rickie Lambert?

>What, are you guys serious?
>Do you really use glass for things other than to drink out of?

>West Brom
They may be in the top flight but it doesn`t feel like it and Klopp will probably field a strong side.

i was just as happy when i finally stopped supporting liverpool

Tadic

opinions on Florian thauvin?

Keita

>tfw brenny actually happened

redmond

Liked him at Newcastle, he looked lively in the 10 minutes he was given.

How expensive is Salah now? If the inferior Coutinho went for that amount, Salah is almost priceless.

70 quid since Liverslip will finish 8th now

>tap in merchant

Brehs...

GF just sent me this, what do I do?

...

Moura, Bale, Griezeman to United

they still finish 3rd

>Ask HangedChester Poonited for 22M a year
>If they accept get enough money to not need to do more retarded Gillete ads in your entire life
>If they don't, GOAT it up in an amazing Barça squad that has 4-5 frenchies teammates
Sounds like HombreGris is going to get a pretty good deal regardless of his shitty season.
Because >Mouyes

One Ozil please.

You gunners aren't really going to let him go for free in the summer, are you? Take our 35 million and buy the next walnut or ox.

Ask her who this instagram whore is

Make it jiggle like jello

Tell her to buy some panties that fit. That's disgusting.

What is the feminist doing in that pic?

Who's far right? Looks like MEW but she hasn't got tits

Is Firmino happy at the moment? He lost his besties and contract over in 2 years.

Chloe Bennet from Agents of Shield
i.imgur.com/TQ1Wj79.jpg (NSFW)

Firmino seems to give a shit. He was unironically crying when Liverpoo drew against Sevilla after being 3-0 up

It’s just a really good shop, Hans. She’s going down hill in real life

Still got moreno, hopefully Allan gets his work permit sorted and he has another Brazilian to take a picture with eating a banana

>He was unironically crying when Liverpoo drew against Sevilla after being 3-0 up
probably realised how shit his club is

>scousers

>Moreno will never play LB again after the last Sevilla game
Something to be happy about at least, Robertson seems like a lad.

>Mahrez to Liverpool
Is this the most retarded idea ever?

Unfortunately not.

>Mock the disabled
>Murdered both other fans and their own
>Got safe standing banned and english teams banned from europe
>Constantly act the victims

Liverpool are utter scum

Mahrez isn't exactly shit though.

That`s why I said unfortunately not, Liverpool have made much worse decisions.
Klopp`s big signings haven`t let >us down yet tb h

need to sign that lad up on a new contract asap

he is the ultimate klopp systembabby though, don't think other clubs will be massively interested, and if he goes anywhere he will flop

Why would Barcelona buy Griezmann? They have tons of attackers already.
Messi, Suarez, Dembele, Coutinho

The point is that they have fucking Salah.

Moreno DID play after that game mate, then he got injured, he will be back, Klopp rates him

You mean because Mahrez plays on the right?

But Robertson has been playing great football.

>doesn't dab
>dancing awful
why bother with this shit signing? Lingard already better

i don't disagree, he's class

Yeah!

He was one of the hottest prospect in German when he played for Hoffenheim though.

>Liverpool sell to a bigger club AGAIN

Legitimate question for liverpool fans here: When did you accept your place as a small club?

He used to play in the team I support. He was pretty good for his age, but he used to score very few goals.

>When did you accept your place as a small club?
when Ngog was leading the frontline

BOOKIES SUSPEND RANGERS RELEGATION BETTING

>Oddschecker sources have confirmed bookies will not take bets on the Glasgow club to finish bottom of the Scottish Premiership, amidst rumours the club is once again in financial peril.

>Just yesterday (January 7), Rangers were available to bet at a staggering 5000/1 to go down a tier of Scottish football.

>Earlier this morning, that price plummeted to just 500/1, a drop of 90%, and finally resulted in bookmakers suspending markets completely.

>Activity through the site has been abnormal, with a surge of bets on the downfall of Graeme Murty’s side.

>23 points separate third-placed Rangers with bottom place Ross County, with the gap arguably too far to justify a swarm of betting on the club to go down.

>A total of 94% of all bets on the ‘to finish bottom of the league’ markets have been placed on the blue side of Glasgow, with 64 individual bets within the last 6 hours alone.

>Oddschecker spokesperson George Elek said: "Unusual betting patterns have been prevalent today regarding Rangers and finishing bottom of the Scottish Premiership.

>"An unusual amount of bets were placed on the club to be relegated - despite sitting in a comfortable position in the league."

>"However, with rumours starting to circulate on social media, and bookmakers suspending markets, it is easy to see how the story is starting to gather pace."

>“We’ve seen an abnormally massive amount of bets on Rangers to be relegated today, with punters piling in on the massive price of 5000/1."

>“So much so, that bookmakers will no longer take bets on Murty’s team finishing bottom of the league – despite being a whopping 23 points off of it."

>“To call it a strange would be an understatement, and Oddschecker sources have confirmed the unusual activity in the betting for Rangers to be relegated, similar to the circumstances the club faced first time around with their financial struggles.”

Yeah, you don't see City or Real Madrid selling their biggest stars in their prime.

Honest question lads, where will Arsenal end un in the league if Ozil and Alexis leave?

6th

>rangers going bust again

>administration rumours
>AGAIN

To be honest selling Danilo to City still makes no sense to me. He might not have been world class, but still a very still player that added different options for Zidane.

Being a bit generous.

>tfw da Rangers get six promotions in a decade

more

Absolutely ridiculous that they've never learned their lesson.

Other than the top 5 (who will be ahead of Arsenal, anyway) who would be ahead of them?

you'd think there would be a legal body in place to let them trade again

rip scottish football

>tfw will become the most successful SPL manager in existence

Possibly Burnley, that`s about it really.

Hopefully we do a North Atlantic league with Nordic teams. Or the garbage english teams could stop being shitters and let celtic into the football league

>let celtic into the football league
theyre championship tier

Yeah you don't.

Where would they start?
Certainly not the Prem.

Exactly?

Certainly do NOT want inbred Irn Bru junkies coming to MY wholesome English town thank you very much x

should have finished the post with 'at best'.
SPL is the best situation for them. they could easily end up a dead club like Leeds living in playoff limbo forever and ever

League restructure to create a League 3, would need 8 teams added to it to make 4 leagues of 20. Maybe make it 4 promoted teams and 4 scottish teams (Celtic, Rangers, Hibs, Hearts)

Celtic have a 60k stadium, an international profile and great business administration. Its very likely they'd eventually establish themselves in the PL as a safe team.

I'm sure we'd upset the nice brown folk you've welcomed

I enjoy watching JAV.

Clearly says Everton there you disabled ABL

>Former liverpool player

Also I have nothing against Leicester

Oh boy this delusion again

Huge if true

>the daily mail

What is delusional about it? I'm not saying they would do 10 in a row. Everything I'v said are facts and the conclusion that they'd probably become a PL mainstay is completely reasonable given those facts. Apply yourself.

Townsend

youve just revoked your pass here. I'll be posting in every /trans/ thread now for you to fuck off.

fuck off

>beat arsenal 4-2
>appoint aitor karanka manager
>saction 20m to spend in the transfer market

this is the first time i've felt optimistic as a forest supporter in my entire life tbdesu

>you now remember when /trans/ was good
take me back lads