Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE

>Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE

>Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE

>Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE

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i'll pass

Sweet thanks
>inb4 DA JOOS

AND THEN.


I

FARTED OUT MY PUSSY.

*puffs out cheeks and tips head to the side*

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LOL

>DUDE VAGINA LMAO

>250 Replies 65 Images

>FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE MALE

Not even worth the download time

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Not gonna waste any bandwidth for that. Not one second.

What do you mean, shes funny af

You guys this definitely isn't funny. I saw a picture with some text on it on Sup Forums so I know what I'm talking about.

> unironically defending a joke stealing hambeast

Shill or reddit?

Probably contrarian.

you guys are missing out

I'm not defending her. I'm making fun of you.
She's stupid, you're stupid. But good luck with your online social activism!

>I'm making fun of you.
You're making fun of yourself, and it's working tbph.

and why would i want to download that?

Wow you're a giant faggot

thanks

ITT: Little Boys

>opposing social activism is social activism now

At least you fucks realized how lame you are, keep throwing your beliefs under the bus, you are still brainless leftist scum and there is no merit to you.

ITT: Barnyardy vagina's

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>Cause I'm laying there and I'm like
"MY PUSSY"

t. Frightened, Little Boy

*BRAAAAAAPP*

...

>4:35
>BRAAAPS on stage... twice
>Crowd goes fucking WIIIILD

Congratulations humanity, this is where you're at.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

Thanks for this hilarious comedic gem, Jews.

Why aren't conservative comedians as funny as Amy Schumer?!

She's still got it!

>a gladiatorial chariot

Every fucking time

SURE OP, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT

L M A O

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Fitting, since this is what my penis does without fail whenever I think of her. She's basically replaced Rosie O'Donnell as my go-to boner stopper.

what the fuck are you talking about, I gave the special a legitimate shot and it was actually awful. you shoehorned in pol out of nowhere and apparently if you don't like shitty comedy you're a blind follower of pol?

Your post is funny, that fat jew whore though.... No.

Watched 5 mins of it
>I'm wearing leather , all comedians have a leather special they regret
Haha yeah some do I guess.funny stuff
>I'm going to get black out drunk tonight! She knows what I meannnn!!
Is that a joke?
>*starts doing black people voice* ahhhh helll naaaaawwwww
Hmmm that's just cringe
>So I woke up and some dude was going down on me and I'm just like.... *pulls stupid face*
Turns off

Did I give it a fair chance? Does it get any better?

No, it gets worse.

Thnak you. I've been checking the torrents like crazy the last two weeks to see if anyone put it up. I'm sure it's cancer but I want so badly to watch it.

Fuck mang, I have netflix, and I still dont want to see it.

it gets better

It stays the same

err.. just watched the trailer. American 'humour' is strange.

Shes so underrated

He face is somehow too long yet to wide without being moonface
It's very weird

Hope she dies

>gladiatorial chariot

Nice. Adding this one to my arsenal. Thanks user.

The lipless wonder has returned.

you can see her sweat dripping from the arm when she lifts it

Ahh fuck you man, I've only gone and done it haven't I.
I'll get on the piss beforehand, see how we go.

JE MAKE JOKA ABOUT VAGINA BECAUSE MEE AM STRONG CHEEKA HEAR JE ROAR

youtube.com/watch?v=d6z3VBOvDL4

Vagina

gets me hard

...

youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

Just finished watching it. I wanted to be a contrarian and tried to like it honestly with every fiber of my being, but it was the most unfunny shit I have ever seen.This chick needs to wake up from her delusions. She is not what she thinks she is.

HAHAHAHAH!!

really? look dude not trolling, memeing or wanna be contrarian but for me, i mean, in my opinion it was the most hilarious stand up ive ever seen in my lifetime, i lost my shit with the cumming on the mouth joke
you must actually be bitter and boring irl because if u didn't laugh with this.. i mean, u had to have laughed at least more than 4 times with this special, i mean it made ricky gervais look like a rookie

...

can you transcribe that joke for me i'm blind

They couldn't even get her to look sexy for the poster.

>thinks he wouldn't be profusely sweating while performing in a hot theater in full leather in front of a giant crowd

Wew

triggered

Soe comedians have the foresight to bring a towel.

Cringy as fuck

That's what your mother said when you were born.

is it called "the leather special" because shes a cow?

Nice moving goalposts fag

Heh

bet shes reading this now thinking 'damn i could have used that'

Pirate bay is down,any other site?

>what is she even doing

Being hilarious.

why do our resident redditors from r/the_donald hate her so much?

fpbp

Is it possible to get so high and drunk that you actually find this shit funny in an ironic way?

Fucking excellent. I'm going to print out each individual frame and stick them around my house, so i can slowly walk around with a glass of wine in my paw and really take in this seminal piece of art.

>I'm going to print out each individual frame and stick them around my house, so i can slowly walk around with a glass of wine in my paw and really take in this seminal piece of art.

That's actually a cool idea.
I'm going to this with the Bane scene.
It's not like I ever bring girls back anyway.

Is that fat bitch seriously stealing Eddie Murphy's style?

I'm downloading it, I don't watch much stand up stuff so I will probably find it funny

If you have even a shred of morality in you, you won't.

he jacked it from MJ

I don't mind fat women fucking multiple men if that's what you mean by 'morality'

ITT: bunch of people who haven't seen a comedy special telling other people it isn't funny

I mean I don't care but it's pretty pathetic, no?

Watching it right now guys

The fuck are you talking about? If you know you're going to be sweating under hot stage lights, bring a god-damn towel. It's not rocket science.

10 min in guys, does she ever stop talking about sex ?

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>... i wish she would deflate

Look, guys! The virgin is embarrassed by sex talk.

only ugly people who fuck other ugly people hang their dirty laundry out for everyone to see

> guys

Look through this thread, no one agrees with you

t. Embarrassed Virgins

Not him but more like disgusted

>giving money to the streaming jew

autistic kid

I'm calling the police.

>The sequel to the vagina monologue.

Think ill pass.

Ask them to come take your virginity