ATPleb: Auckland and Sydney
WTAwesome: Hobart and Sydney
/tennis/
JOOL GERRJEZ
MOMMY
What does Goerges’s milk taste like?
I’ve seen around 1,300 films and I can safely say geostorm is the worst one I’ve seen.
post tennis titties please!
no, respect women
Not even a "so fucking bad it's good" movie?
Shame Goerges is a dyke.
Nope. So fucking dull yet stupid at the same time.
Think she dates one of her coaches la, or used to anyway
>post tennis titties please!
>no, respect women
>Goerges is a dyke.
never change Sup Forums
ok well you can start the thread the way the last one did with that OP and be like "lol no we respect women"
just post tennis titties and tennis thighs and have that be the end of it.
waifutism is a disease. get well soon
this
/xyz/ is a misogyny free zone
>I've seen around1,300 films
debased George.
smyczek is too short to be a tennis player
the worst movie I've ever seen was Cloverfield and the only time I've ever asked for a refund
Facebook makes me lose faith in humanity
Someone posts the video of Zverev hitting Kyrgios in the face and along come 65 million Fedfags mouth-breathing "hurr durr I wish Zverev hit him harder" "haha something we all wished to happen" "he should done it again hehehe"
like do you have anything better to do with your life than submit to your evil overlord's every fucking command day after day?
Post on Sup Forums
I mean there are quite a few of them here
t. Schwartzman
I played tennis in college and have been hit dozens of times including by some big overheads. I would not wish it upon my worst enemy.
>it's federer's fault people hate kyrgios
lmao just lmao zedong
There was a time when I was 15 and up at the net, the ball ricocheted off my frame as I slightly missed the forehand volley into my left eye
And people ask me why I always run away from overheads...
I mean
It kinda is
A young violent upstart challenging a well-loved veteran with a giant, mentally unstable fanbase
Based cuevas
It isn't he's just a piece of shit. Otherwise people would hate Zverev or Del Potro
He used to be a piece of shit (see: Hewitt, Lleyton; Agassi, Andre; Djokovic, Novak; Becker, Boris; Connors, Jimmy)
But because he's the most visibly flawed human being on the ATP Tour he's the easiest target for Fedfags
>a lot of people don't like Kyrgios
>a portion of those people are Federer fans
>this is Federer's fault somehow despite not being due to anything Federer himself did or said
At least you didn't have glasses. I knew someone who's got smacked in the face by a ball so hard that it broke their glasses. Their whole face was streaming with blood and bits of the glasses got stuck in their skin.
hot
>Bernard Tomic is playing Kooyong
Literally why?
Man the Australians on /tennis/ really hate their own players
Sara tomic is Australias new hope
Good, let the hate flow through you.
t. Seth MacFarlane
To qualify for the AO
Everyone likes Milkman doe
Tonight's lineup for Sydney
lol there's really no one here is there
Would rather watch Auckland
He isn't even attempting to play the AO though.
>central time
Does Carina have a chance against Stosur?
dats me
Can /our girl/ witthoeft beat slammin Sam stosur?
>CST
Online rage is what keeps Fedora young. That, and the blood of innocent virgins.
A ball machine could beat Stosur in Australia.
I don't like your player preferences Ecuador, but you are a good poster and I will respect that
dats me again
I just remembered that she is actually a Grand Slam champion wow
>carina
>petkovic
germany is really spoiled with these patrician girls
>grouping Carina with a dog like Petkovic
For me, it's witthoefts sister
oh shit she has the break didn't realize
WTA footwork is sloppy
Are you implying you wouldn't?
I am implying that, yes. She's also an insufferable feminist.
That only makes her more beautiful in my eyes.
#MeToo
t jojjeshruks mom
She looked alright back then but now she looks straight up like a man
>you will never, EVER choke as hard as stosur does in Australia
Can't wait to watch the Russians on MKR.
How fast is Carina's serve, about 20 mph?
Was Carina a lucky loser 2 tournaments in a row? Are they deciding by attractiveness now?
Is the madman himself in our presence?
Yes
Carina's throwing away a bit too many break point opportunities
that should be standard practice in the wta
Muscular Hobart resident here
Business idea: Ultimate Surrender rules for all WTA matches.
How is a lucky loser decided?
Are you going to the tennis?
Yeah I will, we don't get much national/international sports down here apart from a couple of sports.
what is that
*funds it*
It's the ultimate MMA competition google it. I believe it would be a worthwhile addition if adapted to the WTA.
Post pics bby
Exactly. Players should be seeded by attractiveness as well. Maybe only the top 8 by rankings to ensure a competent standard of play.
Based Stevie Johnson
three words: hella f*cking epic
proud to announce wer now taking the 2018 applications for the xyz post curator guild. induction into this prestiguoius insititution will grant u rights to qualify posts in An oFficial mmaner
t. founder of the post curator guild
great post. promoted
>t. founder of the post curator guild
I invented blog curating doe
>give Kokk the dirtiest look imaginable because he accidentally hit Kerber in a legitimate match
>hit Kyrgios in the face in a hit and giggle meme4 match
Hypocrite.
What a cunt
I am the 10is post arbiter and I ajudge this post to be foul.
carina you dumb cunt i sold my phone on you winning this 2:0
blog curator isw bastard position invented out of resentmnt agenst the harsh, but fair standards of the post curator guild
t. archives prowler
t. car-and-road-sign-identifier-in-chief
did you actually
Very wrong it's my meme and you claim it you're jt the memethief reindeer tier archive.4plebs.org
And I supercede you you grandpa cuckistani
archive.4plebs.org
See, even argentine was judged to have made a good post
carina looks shook
That's not blog curating that's reddit tier downvoting posts
>t fat nigger
The Zverev family's roids wore off
t. buttdevastated
Literally and figuratively not true you kc king
You don't have a dad and you work in retail so I don't take your meme posts seriously
t. blog curator
Stop fighting idiots
Its what's on the inside that counts(: and you've got a rotten soul!!
Okay last post I swear
Better than being a bastard child
both WRONG here are earlier instances of official post curating (cud actually present examples dating bak to 2013 but post curator was shadow org then and banned)
archive.4plebs.org
archive.4plebs.org
submit to my authority NOW
That's reddit tier upvoting not curating stop stealing my meme
Konta getting rekt by Polan
rip Carina
F
>the city of nadulls knees
Poor Azarenka