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JOOL GERRJEZ

MOMMY

What does Goerges’s milk taste like?

I’ve seen around 1,300 films and I can safely say geostorm is the worst one I’ve seen.

post tennis titties please!

no, respect women

Not even a "so fucking bad it's good" movie?

Shame Goerges is a dyke.

Nope. So fucking dull yet stupid at the same time.

Think she dates one of her coaches la, or used to anyway

>post tennis titties please!
>no, respect women
>Goerges is a dyke.

never change Sup Forums

ok well you can start the thread the way the last one did with that OP and be like "lol no we respect women"

just post tennis titties and tennis thighs and have that be the end of it.

waifutism is a disease. get well soon

this

/xyz/ is a misogyny free zone

>I've seen around1,300 films
debased George.

smyczek is too short to be a tennis player

the worst movie I've ever seen was Cloverfield and the only time I've ever asked for a refund

Facebook makes me lose faith in humanity
Someone posts the video of Zverev hitting Kyrgios in the face and along come 65 million Fedfags mouth-breathing "hurr durr I wish Zverev hit him harder" "haha something we all wished to happen" "he should done it again hehehe"
like do you have anything better to do with your life than submit to your evil overlord's every fucking command day after day?

Post on Sup Forums

I mean there are quite a few of them here

t. Schwartzman

I played tennis in college and have been hit dozens of times including by some big overheads. I would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

>it's federer's fault people hate kyrgios
lmao just lmao zedong

There was a time when I was 15 and up at the net, the ball ricocheted off my frame as I slightly missed the forehand volley into my left eye
And people ask me why I always run away from overheads...

I mean
It kinda is
A young violent upstart challenging a well-loved veteran with a giant, mentally unstable fanbase

Based cuevas

It isn't he's just a piece of shit. Otherwise people would hate Zverev or Del Potro

He used to be a piece of shit (see: Hewitt, Lleyton; Agassi, Andre; Djokovic, Novak; Becker, Boris; Connors, Jimmy)
But because he's the most visibly flawed human being on the ATP Tour he's the easiest target for Fedfags

>a lot of people don't like Kyrgios
>a portion of those people are Federer fans
>this is Federer's fault somehow despite not being due to anything Federer himself did or said

At least you didn't have glasses. I knew someone who's got smacked in the face by a ball so hard that it broke their glasses. Their whole face was streaming with blood and bits of the glasses got stuck in their skin.

hot

>Bernard Tomic is playing Kooyong
Literally why?

Man the Australians on /tennis/ really hate their own players

Sara tomic is Australias new hope

Good, let the hate flow through you.

t. Seth MacFarlane

To qualify for the AO

Everyone likes Milkman doe

Tonight's lineup for Sydney
lol there's really no one here is there
Would rather watch Auckland

He isn't even attempting to play the AO though.

>central time

Does Carina have a chance against Stosur?

dats me

Can /our girl/ witthoeft beat slammin Sam stosur?

>CST

Online rage is what keeps Fedora young. That, and the blood of innocent virgins.

A ball machine could beat Stosur in Australia.

I don't like your player preferences Ecuador, but you are a good poster and I will respect that

dats me again

I just remembered that she is actually a Grand Slam champion wow

>carina
>petkovic

germany is really spoiled with these patrician girls

>grouping Carina with a dog like Petkovic

For me, it's witthoefts sister

oh shit she has the break didn't realize

WTA footwork is sloppy

Are you implying you wouldn't?

I am implying that, yes. She's also an insufferable feminist.

That only makes her more beautiful in my eyes.

#MeToo
t jojjeshruks mom

She looked alright back then but now she looks straight up like a man

>you will never, EVER choke as hard as stosur does in Australia

Can't wait to watch the Russians on MKR.

How fast is Carina's serve, about 20 mph?

Was Carina a lucky loser 2 tournaments in a row? Are they deciding by attractiveness now?

Is the madman himself in our presence?
Yes

Carina's throwing away a bit too many break point opportunities

that should be standard practice in the wta

Muscular Hobart resident here

Business idea: Ultimate Surrender rules for all WTA matches.

How is a lucky loser decided?
Are you going to the tennis?

Yeah I will, we don't get much national/international sports down here apart from a couple of sports.

what is that

*funds it*

It's the ultimate MMA competition google it. I believe it would be a worthwhile addition if adapted to the WTA.

Post pics bby

Exactly. Players should be seeded by attractiveness as well. Maybe only the top 8 by rankings to ensure a competent standard of play.

Based Stevie Johnson

three words: hella f*cking epic

proud to announce wer now taking the 2018 applications for the xyz post curator guild. induction into this prestiguoius insititution will grant u rights to qualify posts in An oFficial mmaner

t. founder of the post curator guild

great post. promoted

>t. founder of the post curator guild
I invented blog curating doe

>give Kokk the dirtiest look imaginable because he accidentally hit Kerber in a legitimate match
>hit Kyrgios in the face in a hit and giggle meme4 match
Hypocrite.

What a cunt
I am the 10is post arbiter and I ajudge this post to be foul.

carina you dumb cunt i sold my phone on you winning this 2:0

blog curator isw bastard position invented out of resentmnt agenst the harsh, but fair standards of the post curator guild

t. archives prowler
t. car-and-road-sign-identifier-in-chief

did you actually

Very wrong it's my meme and you claim it you're jt the memethief reindeer tier archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76868420/#76880798

And I supercede you you grandpa cuckistani
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76492950/#76515241
See, even argentine was judged to have made a good post

carina looks shook

That's not blog curating that's reddit tier downvoting posts

>t fat nigger

The Zverev family's roids wore off

t. buttdevastated

Literally and figuratively not true you kc king

You don't have a dad and you work in retail so I don't take your meme posts seriously
t. blog curator

Stop fighting idiots

Its what's on the inside that counts(: and you've got a rotten soul!!

Okay last post I swear

Better than being a bastard child

both WRONG here are earlier instances of official post curating (cud actually present examples dating bak to 2013 but post curator was shadow org then and banned)
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76254609/#76255930
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70174276/#70183204
submit to my authority NOW

That's reddit tier upvoting not curating stop stealing my meme

Konta getting rekt by Polan

rip Carina

F

>the city of nadulls knees

Poor Azarenka