What chance does she actually have to win the election? I think she would do a better job than any of the other candidates on the list, but I feel like she may be a bit too "controversial" to get the votes she needs.
What chance does she actually have to win the election...
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Election for what?
Arbys' CEO?
DONT
She gives me an erection, I know that much.
how is her foot game?
she is unironically a hottie
Ooh yeah
imagine if that was your dick
she had her nudes leaked, her body is actually pretty disgusting
no way, really? won't believe it until i see it
dont listen to that virgin
she has a sexy vagina
>t. virgin
Where the hell have you been recently? The rest of us are still having Lovecraftian nightmares.
Do you have them? Post them, I think nobody on this board has seen them
DONT
How big is her dick? I wanna compare it to mine in the mirror.
who is this semen demon?
where i can find the nudes?
You jackass, he's just trying to get someone to post the roast
Zero.
>all these virgins baiting people into thinking she has nudes
I know that
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So that’s what they look like
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Throw another shrimp on the barbee!
THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE FOR REAL?!
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now this is nice
Post them all, that says 5
Controversial? In what way?
THE MADMAN, HE DID IT!
>Arby's's
i would suck it till my lips were mushy
this is why im a virgin.
disgusting
She will become the ambassador of arbys. Though she does love the bbc which is a requirement for success in america so who knows how far she can go.
The absolute mad man.
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FUCKING DELETE THIS REEEEEE
Well she already won my erection
cute
lovely
muh dick
fuuuuuuuuuu-
why is yall so scared of female genitalia?
>he doesn't know
virgin detected
sexual reproduction was a mistake
holy fucking YUM
>the roast has been up for over two hours
must be some kind of record desu
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT it's supposed to be SFW only.
How am I supposed to explain to my boss why my keyboard is covered in jizz? Hmmm?
>Oh I'm sorry Mrs. Jefferson but I need a replacement keyboard because some rule breaking user posted the roast which made me imagine what it would be like to bury my face in that after a game
superb thread
MADMAN
I'd give her a 10 percent chance
>3 hours and 7 minutes ago
>still here
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>it's been 4 hours
>tfw jizzed in my nice work pants and have to hide it from my coworkers
This is why we have blue boards
>be me
>open this thread at work
I like to live dangerously
>it's been 4 hours
tbf it barely looks like a vagina anymore
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>anymore
>implying it did at one point
hi virgin
I like where this thread is going.
MADMAN
I just slept and this thread didnt get deleted in that whole time hahahahaha
Now I can jack off to it again.
>this is still up
>jerking off more than once a day
mental illness
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bruh
I slept though so it only counts once. Have any tips or tricks on how to jerk off more?
You were told not to post it, yet you did
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Why do I keep coming into these threads, when I know what horrors await?
severely underrated
> 6 hours
Glisteningly moist
>8 fucking hours
jannies/mods confirmed Roast Solo fanboys