American Bacon

>American Bacon

Jesus Christ, no wonder you guys are always so angry

dubs and OP dies tomorrow

Why wish something for tomorrow when it can happen today?

That looks like turkey bacon

Ok fine. Dubs and OP dies right now

Bacon comes from pigs you retarded burger.

I will live forever

that's turkey bacon

the fuck would you know Nigel, those are halal

nah nigga, it was veggie bacon

Those eggs look dry as fuck

its popcorn

Looks like one of those dog chewing snacks

I love how when somebody insults America it's always the UK that gets the counter insult, are Burgers really that obsessed with the country that they can't even imagine other countries existing?

Do Americans really eat this kind of bacon?

i have never eaten bacon that looks like that

no, but you irrelevant fucks have the bigget inferiority complex towards us

Dubs OP has a great day tomorrow

Does anyone at all prefer their bacon crunchy? Chewy bacon is objectively superior in every way

>Chewy bacon is objectively superior in every way

you disgust me

>more juice
>more flavour
>more texture
Debate me
I don't mean to be one of those dude bacon lmao retards but come on

>more texture

?

Does she hate him or what's going on in that pic?

Here's to Op's great day tomorrow

Seems to be the other way around, we don't even think about you and yet every chance you get you bring us up.

so, you finally outted yourself as a britcuck after all :^)

i rest my case

>yurocucks

OP here, im arabic

its vegan bacon, skylar a bitch

>murricans literally eat a plate of scrambled eggs

where's the bread?

Didn't they specifically say it wasn't regular bacon? Is that the meme here?

>pretends not to care about America
>posts an image from an American tv show

O B S E S S E D

In english doc

American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

so, yurocuck?

Nice

hope its a good one OP

>eating grain. Ever.

the point of the scene is that turkey bacon is an abomination

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heh

>Its his birthday
>She puts bacon on his plate that says "So?"

God I fucking hated Skyler

Bacon is haram. Do Americans really eat it?

>eating bacon
>ever
Why? It's a complete meme food.

Not only is it over-priced, it never cooks well, and has far too much gristle.

If you absolutely need pork, eat ham, it tastes a million times better. If you can't handle cold cuts, have a steak or something.

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Steak has more texture than glass.