Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Ottawa Senators Game Thread

6:30 PM Start. Puck drop soon after.

Seabrook is a healthy scratch tonight. Let's see if that'll actually do anything.

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>55% expected it sooner
Of course, we did. Seabrook needs it.

>6:30 start
the fuck is this shit

>sick
>fever
>alcohol would be a mistake so no drinking
>FUCKING KONROYD.
Pray for me and drink for me, boys.

I had to lookup where Ottawa is.
>Leastern time zone

>sick
>fever
>not trying the Jack Daniel's old wives meme of downing the whisky, wrapping your shit in several heavy blankets and sweating that shit out
Otherwise, godspeed user.

I'm not even done with dinner yet

Best Hawks this year:

1. Kane
2. DeBrincat
3. Anisimov
Honorable mention: Crawford when healthy

>Hockey Singles is an actual dating site
What the fuck m8

well at least they don't try to lure you in with false advertising

I don't know what I expected or what compelled me to look.

>hockey singles
Well he can't be seriou-

>Willingly passing to the opposition
Is this what it means to go even further beyond during a Blackhawks PP?

Just occurred to me, how do you explain to your hockey-loving gf that you shitpost during the game on a Malaysian ladyboy finger-tapping forum?

ask the aussie

Hello my friends ;^ )

>haha, hey honey look at this meme I posted
>That's nice dear.
>haha, I did it again!

Also I'm usually banned inbetween games, lmao

Good thing you showed up. I found something and thought of you.

also, tell me your waifu doesn't do this
>haha, hey honey look at this meme I posted
>That's nice dear.
>haha, I did it again!

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DICK PANIC

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PANIK

wild card, here we come

Wild Card is a shit show m8.

Good evening reddit

Mate fuck this meme. Emus are dumb cunts, they are so stupid you can trick one by standing behind a tree and tossing some dirt to the side. The dopey cunts are curious by nature so they'll run up to investigate and that point you can blow their pea brain away with a rock because nobody has fucking guns in Australia. All the dumb cuts are good for is dog meat and even then there disgusting yellow fat isn't even fit for retard American Pitbulls. Their feathers aren't even cool.

FUCK EMUS

You know why Aus is mining so much ore?
Nuke is coming soon.

>passmore
Wow.
Brings me back to my 2nd or 3rd hockey game(might have been the stadium, i dont remember.)

Anyways, i yelled out "HEY ASSMORE" when he let in a shit goal.

There it fucking it is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>nuke is coming soon
we've already seen that episode

SHARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SHARP

>Road Wars soon, fellow Road Warrior.
When, bloodbag?
NOW

SHARPSHOOTER SCAR

soft

This isn't a joke. You think it's fun walking outside and stepping into emu shit and kangaroo shit? You think it is fun seeing them ringbark your eucalyptus trees? What the shit will koalas eat? The only thing they are good for is dying.

Pic related is the final solution to the emu problem

we'll trade Anderson for a bag of pucks and an order of breadsticks

m8 this is the funniest shit I've seen in quite some time.

Make them cheesy breadsticks.

SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SCMHALTZ

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SCHMALTZ LIQUOR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
also how you boys been chicago was fucking cold as a witches tit

sigh...

Didn't even visit. Cunt.

FUCKING ROASTIES STOP SCREAMING

god i fucking hate women

TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best way to stop it is to put your cock in their mouth.

Downstate was cold as fuck but thankfully the ice accumulation was minimal. Still, didn't go anywhere if I could avoid it.

m8 this is a cunt-free zone


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TAZER

youtube.com/watch?v=uBOhatpYVZQ

just fucking kill me dude

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He fucking tried.

Mate i ripped out the didgeridoo infront of the bean and waited but my fucking nose started to go numb so i had to leg it.
also fucking nice tazer
Fucking going from -30 in ottawa to 40 degrees in australia i want to fucking die there was a day in chicago where is was like -4 it was so nice

Fucking rejected

Can the hawks actually get it together and sneak into the playoffs as an 8 seed and pull a reverse 2017?

>nbcsn stream crashes everytime Hawks score

God dang it bobby

>Fucking going from -30 in ottawa to 40 degrees in australia
>Going from inconsequential measuring system to more inconsequential measuring system
You got what you deserved m8. Also, the fuck were you doing in Ottawa. Plundering some northern abo pussy?

>using the nbcsn stream
I knew this feel a couple games ago. I have to resort to some les than desirable places to get a good stream.

Does Canada have good pizza?

I went to the winter classic which was dumb as fuck the guy next to me felt sorry for me and gave me some toe warmers and a blanket but i pounded enough beers to not feel it by the 3rd.

Speaking of pounding. I'm going to shove my stinky winky into the waifu and pound her tonight.
I'ts been too long

>but i pounded enough beers to not feel it by the 3rd.
atta boy.


See you in three days cunt.

I hear someone in the backgournd singing about 'Holiday chode'

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Jesus fucking christ.

IT'S TIME LADS

fucking really

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SCHMATLZx2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get liquored

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>anime

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SCHMALTZ AGAIN

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NOT SO FAST KOWALSKI
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SHMALTZ

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SCHMALT LIQUOR

Loving that jew boy schmaltz

even if he has a mutilated cock

>sharp smokes karlsson

Wut?

i don't know how much longer i can stand with this semen slurping team

RUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RUTTA

Rutta!

WHO ARE THESE GUYS AND WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE HAWKS?

didn't realize there were this many redditors on Sup Forums,,,

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Erik Karlsson could be the brother of Ian from Forgotten Weapons.
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HOLY FUCK
>3 PP GOALS

HOLY FUCK

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

IT'S FUCKING HAPPEN

SCCCAAAARRR RUTTA
is that 3 fucking pp goals in one game or am i suffering heat strokje

>everyones a redditor but me

Why do i have to be sick?
I should be drunk and screaming at the tv right now.

not everyone, just hawks fans. it's common knowledge

>tfw I've never been to reddit and don't get the hype around attaching a name to your post and constantly getting blocked/banned by the admins agendas

Please the only other websites I go to are SCH and CI.

inb4 you don't know what either of those are

Nothing is stopping you except your own internal fleshy weakness.

Ah yes, the ol
>everything I don't like is reddit meme
Stale and DOA

ABORKTION SAVE

ABORKTION CLINIC IS OPEN!

while i don't, it is very genuinely embarrassing you're proud of something like that. like it hurts to read your post

My friend told me he got banned from reddit the other day because he called some girl a "he". He keeps blubbering to me about how sorry he is and wants to go back. I don't dare let him know how little I give a shit because I'm on Sup Forums.

I only have bourbon county stout on hand.
Im not about to fuck with that while sick, that shit is not a game.

As a Hawks fan of course I'm proud to know SCH and CI. Read a couple articles and you'll know why. Who the fuck even needs ESPN or NHL Network?

Goose Island, yeah?
>Each year has had a different ABV
What the fuck kind of brewing process was that? Fuck I need to brew some more beer.
Also, don't be a pussy but don't kill yourself.

>

Just polished off a bottle the other day. Shit is not joke.If you can't finish it don't open it.

Before the Hawks fans get ahead of themselves, Hawks resurgance or errant game with an end score of 10 - Not 10?

Temper expectation with reality my friends.

>If you can't finish it don't open it.
That sounds like quitter talk to me.

hawks will lose
dubs confirm cubs win the superb owl

Listen here cunt. I'll bash your head in m8.