CANES @ BOLTS GAMETHREAD

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DRINKING GAME TONIGHT
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Aho lives!

gonna clean it up and put some meme font so u can read it later i think

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Not a great start.

I disagree.

slow game desu

he still has it lads

I guess the coin that he flips landed on the right side tonight.

SCAAAARRRRRRR

wardo noo

moo lad

this is some sloppy ass hockey

PROFESSORI +1

What a deflection off Serg =\

guys what is going on with vasi?

bolts can't play defense tonight apparently

WHY DOES AHO SCORE WHEN I BET ON BOLTS

>betting on hockey

whys u bet on heavy favorites man

>when Brown and Sustr are on the ice

Off night it happens to the best of goalers

>betting against your countryman
F O R
S H A M E

GOOD post

just tuned in lads has this been some meme >lightning first period effort or what

this game sux i think oops

1.86 looked too good, normally i would bet on underdogs

>I'm a cuck that can't root for my own team: the post

Scaaaaaarrrrr

SCAR

i don't even want to know how much i've lost betting on FINLAND

1.86 is super low for hockey. Especially when bolts have the h2h advantage imo.

>get home
>post duckie bolts broship image
>put on tyjo jersey
>within 2 minutes real time tyjo scar
B L E S S E D

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRR

He’s back and it’s a beautiful thing, Swedebro.

1.86 super low for the #1 team at home?

super low in general, odds are probably correct so I wouldn't bet on it. Also since really any team can win in hockey i dont like betting on under 2 odds even if its a almost guaranteed win

he comes when hes needed, leaves when he isn't. A real homie

>tied after Lightning’s worst period
Prepare yourselves canes

>tfw don't like either of these teams and just want to see the canes grab a loser point so the pens get knocked off the playoff bracket
go canes i guess

God bless Johnson

pretty sure Coop told the team to shape the fuck up after that 2-1 goal

come on southeast pub bros give us that coveted loser point

did u make this? if so can u make a scruffed one for the bolts

>that guy with seats on the boards who wears a custom Yzerman #19 Lightning jersey
dude....

>did u make this? if so can u make a scruffed one for the bolts
yes. what do u mean by scruffed min vän

Tbf my senpai has a vacay home in the smokies/828 which is based. Ingles is the only store there but it’s close to Asheville which is comfy.
Earn your loser point and it’s yours NC

Just make it with lightning shit, doesn't have to look good

give me a few minutes lad. ill make it look good too

>when casuals don’t know who Vinny Lecavalier is when discussing gasparilla
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Appreciated. I'll draw a better canes logo for next time just for u

>they’re bringing th Stanley cup out on the Jose Gaspar
NANI?!?! DO THEY WANT TO CURSE US

>cornbread and apple butter
Is my snack approved?

>Stamkos skating fast again

did you get it at Publix?

if so post so we drink

SSSSCCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
JOHNNY DRIPS TO HIS KNEES AND IS BLESSED
HATTY PLEASE

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Scaaaaaaar. Man Ward robbed him with that first save.

No, Winn Dixie

>TyJo

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>sustr tripping vasy

I want Akko to get another season and Sustr to fuck off and take Brown with him

whos akko and browns a homie

Found this on twitter. From the walkoff of the red wings game

LWA was trash.

>anytime the only thing standing between Ward and the puck is Faulk

Akko is a lovable retard and Brown is a Count Fagula

I like trash

Is he your sustr

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whos akko tho

TyJo shorty for the hat trick plz

Atsuko Kagari from Little Witch Academia

trips for tyjo shortie?
thats some weeb shit

Akko is and wearing the Ducks jersey in

I work as a cashier at Winn Dixie, it's pretty comfy

>admitting to working a minimum wage job
that's real sad

I hadn’t even watched the show at the time I made these for us and duck fans tbqh

My first time stepping in a Winn Dixie I felt like I went back in time to the 80's
Then all the Sweetbays turned into Winn Dixies

I went in to get some milk and some dad was on a quick run and his kids were saying "this is an old people store" and he was pleading "just give it a chance"
I had to contain my laughter

LWA is redpill as fuck

I worked as a stock assistant manager in high school. I remember people fighting each other for water during hurricane season.

I'm not paid minimum wage
And yeah it's an old people's store, like two weeks ago an old lady left her cane hanging on my counter. I still have no idea how someone forgets a cane

>Another Lightning penalty
Be smarter lads.

Goddammit, Coburn

>tfw the lightning take another penalty

That's what happens when you dumb fucks only take penalties and don't draw any.

>lightning PK
thanks bud

Hold on to your stick pointer

We're finally getting free queso with our Bo'berry Biscuits tonmorrow, boys.

LETS GO FAULK

MY MEMES FEEDING THE CANES

????
What did he mean by this

you get free queso at moes if faulk scores

free boberry if canes score on PP

wish we had this shit for swedish hockery games, might make me watch it

How in the fuck was that not a penalty?

HOW IN FUCK HELL WAS THAT NOT A TRIP?

C A N E S

What said. We also get half off Papa John's when they score 3 or more, but I'll leave whether that's good or bad to you.

>coop waving his hand at it
lmao might make a gif of that

>Trip a guy and get no penalty
>Intentionally delay an icing and get no penalty
Gee I wonder why the Canes are never short handed

>being the #1 team in the league and actually believing this