Hey dad, this is my new girlfriend, click click click...

>hey dad, this is my new girlfriend, click click click. her village is under siege from rebels so I told her she could crash with us, that cool?

What is that eye color?

aryan gold

"Sure, son we need another one for next years harvest."

How old are you that you still live with your father?

n-no...
*unseaths katana*
there will only be the power of whites in this house hold...
*teleports behind black girl*
heh.. good... night...
*slices back with katana*
the job... is done...
*flicks katana, causing all the ebola blood to splatter on the nice clean floor*
heh... not even challenge >:]

"Tips ramen bowl*

>this is my new girlfriend, click click click

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Get her teeth fixed, then you can bang those dick sucking lips son.

I'd be happy. At least my son is a virgin loser like me.

If she does our housework, she can sleep out in the doghouse. Rover can sleep in the living room for a while.

camera-reflection black

no it's not cool

Holy fuck kill yourself. That was the most cringeworthy thing I've ever fucking read on Sup Forums in a long time.

I'm not even sure if this is b8, or you're actually this retarded

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Heh.... nothing personnel... kid

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*unsheathes katata folded 10,000 times overtop Mt Fuji*
heh,,, thisll be easy
*slices through you in one slice*
Better luck next time

not gonna lie shes a qt

Why does her hair look like raw meat or worms? Is that the fashion of her dindu tribe in Africa?

You mean your wife's son

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