NZ labour party forms coalition with its nationalist-populist party

>NZ labour party forms coalition with its nationalist-populist party

literally what

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>literally what

We Naz-Bol Eco-Stalinism now

MAORI PRIDE WORLDWIDE

Syriza did the same thing with the Greek ultra-nationalists. Ultra-left ultra-right coalitions aren't impossible.

Can you imagine being Bill English right now?
HAHAHAHAHA

Only naive people would call Winston Peters Nationalist Populist.

He's just doing what's best for Maoris.

He got thoroughly BTFO

a highly advanced political culture

so you're literally national socialists now?

Both Labour and NZ First want to cut immigration and ban foreign ownership of NZ land, I think they just disagree over the extent.
There are little policies here and there each party decide to give up but I don't know too much.

We're Norway, social dems who hate immigration
So basically the best thing ever

Quite jelly. I would immigrate to NZ but, well...

Not so fast matey

please, i don't want to get shot a second time today

oooh hang on a sec lad it's strictly no orcspawn over here ay

Imagine being Bill English in those negotiations and having to be all like "damn, Winston, you fuckin' fine, all intelligent with your xenophobia and horrific anti-growth proposals. I would totally enter a coalition, both my party and the real me." when all he really wants to do is go to Mass again. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only sit in that chair while Winston Peters flaunts his disgusting populist nonsense in front of you, the favorable terms barely concealing his anti-Asian sentiments and Labour sympathies, and just sit there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while he negotiated. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone at the table tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WINSTON'S POLICIES LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his hori fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been demanding nothing but a healthy diet of immigration relaxation and later agricultural investment for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Southland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the halitosis that's breaking out on his teeth as he sucks in air, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get into government and revel in his "sensible (for that is what he calls them)" policies, the policies he worked so hard for with NZ First advisors in the previous months. And then the party calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before parliament security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill. You're not going to lose your future prime ministerial appointment over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

At least if we shot you, you wouldn't have to pay for it.

zozzle

bill is a conservative but now we have female trudeau

Based maori lenin

>ywn be a Kiwi

tough luck uce

aussie's the next best thing, try your luck over th-

aw nah they're full ay

looks like you're shit outta luck

>three party coalition minority government with left and right wing parties

how the fuck does this happen
I thought the conservative party was doing well in NZ? Did that John Key bloke resigning harm their position?

I love you Finnfriend. You always have a second home here

chur this is fucking sweet iz hey, absolutely choice PM hey cuz ay
fush and chups

A working colleague of mine is a Maoriboo, full of their tribal tattoos and shit.
He's also a manlet with anger issues and doesn't even try to hide his overcompensation, a walking meme.
thanks for reading

Why is Labor against immigration?

cunts got tired of national the same way they got tired of labour

parliament is rife with charisma-less ballsacks no one has any interest in listening to or voting for, a few either quit or got fired and the position of PM just kind of fell into what'sherface's lap

sounds a bit like our situation

everyone fucking hates all the parties and they're all fucking boring. Turnbull would have never come close to being PM in any other era. the only genuinely mad cunt is on the verge of being kicked out after discovering he had a NZ citizenship. youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y the only charismatic guy in the entire place.

I would love to go to NZ. but I would rather stay here than go to fucking Australia.fuck that.

a man can dream though.

>Maoriboos exist
Jesus wept

there was one in an episode of Deep Space Nine

was always talking about his tribal tattoos and his holidays down to Wellington

redpill me on maoris. Are they basically aboriginees?

they're pacific islanders
more advanced than abos and were better at integrating into anglo society as a result

>35 year old woman abandons all her so-called values and principles to be given a taste of power

See also: Fücke Petry

Imagine some autistic Austrian with a facial tat calling everyone "bru" and "dox"
Pissing my self at the thought
Nah technically they're Asian

What is National-Socialist German Worker's Party

What is National-Socialist German Worker's Party

not left

imagine him driving a big ass SUV with a large american flag painted on it.

New Zealand is basically an Anglo country with only a 10% Maori population, but convinced themselves they are all Maori and now the entire country is Anglos parting as Maoris and going "REEEEE ANGLO IMPERIALISTS GET OUT"

That's not true at all.
Do you get your worldview from aus/pol/

they're something like 15% maori and 7% coconut mate
that's a pretty substantial chunk of the population

is this what you guys actually think over there?

I lived in New Zealand for 5 years. All the whites think they are a Maori country and celebrate Maori culture and heritage like it's their own.

No we don't?

K

That's why always do Maori dances and shit in school and wanted to change your flag to a Maori flag

Probably the same reason it is opposed here, it destroys living standards and exacerbates wealth inequality. The richest capitalists (many multinational) are the only ones who gain anything.

>Maori dances
Rugby teams do hakas before games, and some schools have inter-house competitions do I'll give you that, but I don't really how it's pretending to be Maori, it's just a bit of fun.
>wanted to change your flag to a Maori flag
Ah yes which is exactly why we voted against it. Meanwhile you have a republican PM and a have the strongest anti-monarchy movement in the commonwealth, even more than Canada.

Not only are they not impossible. They're ideal.

Is coconut a term for mixed Maori/White?

Probably Maori that act white

Labor is controlled by unions for low-educated white workers without degrees. More immigration means more competition for low skill jobs, meaning less jobs and lower wages if you're like a bus driver or machinist or miner or whatever.

Tongan/Samoan
there's heaps in South Auckland

I'm basically socially right wing, economically left wing (I.e Catholic). Is there a succinct word for this?

Coconut would be an Islander, like Fijian or Tongan

>I'm basically socially right wing, economically left wing
This actually used to be what most Americans were prior to the shit show of the last few decades.

Nat Soc

>socially right wing, economically left wing
You are the worst kind of person