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homolove edition

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aabbggllbl mmpphhfffff

zitto animale

can you imagine waking up every morning a bit with globs of fat hanging off your chest and a hole between your legs

Sometimes I feel that my only friend
is the city i live in

which is the most extroverted western country

feel like pure shit just want her back x

Shall be using this thread to shit post about Emma Watson instead of the commie thread.

australia

All I did was post a baby picture of myself, really ruffled some feathers.

in ameriKKKa unless you're a muh heritage chechen or arab, arab fathers wont marry their daughters off to you. the americanized muslims are not the ones you want to marry, trust me lad x

DIKE ON A BIKE

if you think about it, modern society is a lot like a prison

misleading name
they're basically crisps

feel like pure shit just want her back

cute boys and planes

can you direct a comrade to te commie thread? :3

i will succ your willy!

...

want an arab gf who's obsessed with me

I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

want an arab bf who's obsessed with beheading me

displeased with you.

the gfs

hello leto the second and duncan gholas

Return to the skies when?

give me couple of reasons why I am only hearing of this song now, in 2017

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I am my group's resident schizophrenic

bet they were like: "Oh boy, we get the schizophrenic! Lucky us!"

Mmm, yes

1. you have no friends
2. you are a complete loser

Is this the fabled British 'humour'?

the gfs

*sneezes*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.........................yes indeed

wonder if they'd pick a schizo or a sperg given the choice.

i have a serious mental illness

RIGHT. IN. THE. FEELS

didn't realize /brit/ could be so blunt, touche

Hahaha wacky Nigel's at it again

cant look at people with bulging eyes the same after that isis shotgun video.

hmmmmhmf. .. nootka?

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give them your hand
une lumiere dorre brille sans fin
x

and a new candle every now and then?

HAHA but no i am honestly just pretending! I DONT actually have schizophrenia haha!

Good song. I like her other song "Burn" also.

i'm a very goal-oriented person believe it or not

today's accomplishment: cleaned the bog

is there a way to fuck up kissing? like if I was to kiss a girl now would she be able to tell I have only ever kissed a girl twice?

a daring synthesis

Mmm, quite

Haha you're ballistic

cool, only found her because of /brit/ tbqh ngl la

Never, if they do bring back super sonic passenger gets, they will design and build new ones.

elaborate on what schizophrenia is like

yes and yes

had severe OCD for a few years, it was bizarre and horrible

Would love to play with Emma Waton's vulva tbqh.

Mmm, indeed

Was doing the morning route when some jew punched me in the mouth today. Dislocated several of my teeth and i had to go to the hospital. Feel like shit.

i really want a family, but i dont want to wageslave for the rest of my life.


really unsure of what to do lads

Think females can’t get depressed? You’re WRONG. A girl I know only got FIFTY likes on Instagram. She’s locked herself in the bathroom with a PARTY SIZED bag of skittles and is threatening to swallow them all. She’s SO depressed she hasn’t spoken to any of her HUNDREDS of friends in THREE hours.

>get a match
>she immediately unmatches
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

one and the same poster

Yes, quite.

You sure that wasn't just a bogan cunt on ice?

its like being normal except you naturally assume everyone hates so you pretend to have schizophrenia on Sup Forums

not me

just stop working when you are 70

have ocd
went to a new doctor, and tried to explain it to him, and he said: "You know, a lot of people say that they're "so OCD" because they're organized, but it's actually a real and serious problem"

war
what is it good for?

80817953
irish subhuman

i do that but don't have schizophrenia

interesting

The more I read about what women find attractive the more I just want to give up on getting a gf altogether. Just going to fuck escorts.

*becomes homeless at 70 because nobody offers retirement plans and pensions anymore*
*dies at 71*

ah yes hmmm very good plan bruce

C O M M U N I S T R E V O L U T I O N

Mmm, oh my

fucking hate class on saturday morning, simple as

love modern planes
love trains

hate old planes

ahh great. This is exactly why I need a virgin summer gf. Shame she bats for the other side

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM me also

um sweaty xx the boomers did it you should be able to too

hope by old you mean pre boeing 707 not pre 2000s

"the jet age was a mistake" - frank whittle

love short haired androgynous girls
not gay just like them simple as

summer is literally perfect

love old planes and new planes
hate trains
recognise the benefits but just think they;re boring simple as

frequently worried about this

FUCK THE PLANE POSTERS

bender

Plastics were the bigger mistake. Everything has such shit aesthetics now.

I think your in denial mate, common symptom of schizophrenia

love the 787 dreamliner because it means I can fly to America for £150 and Singapore for a bit more

What an awful taste you have, i thought only your car taste was shit, now this

i want to see summer's pathetic bf(xexizy) attempt to make love to her

love men
very simple

hate when beto makes sane and rational points that i agree with. makes me look bad

hate trains
love light rail

nah have autism

Would you lads shag Christina von Koenigsegg?

could play her vulva like a mandoline if you know what I mean

got the old willy out raring for a wank

the waistband on my pyjama trousers is so tight that it gives me stomach pain and nausea

You need to get your retirement plan on your own. Either save up shitloads or just never sell any properties you buy. Just rent them out. You should snowball more money to buy more properties to rent than you should have a steady income for when you retire.