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Australian Open Qual. Day 1

NO FUCKING FIGHTING
good posts only

pic requested by Argentina (long overdue btw, sorry)

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>threadsplitting
kys

>posting an objectively inferior general

Gay and gay

Technically also Tiebreak Tens Edition but that's not official so not included

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I am only here to quality post about the WTA

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I have decided that I will in fact be attending tiebreak tens

:)

take pics for /tennis/ my man

Laura Robson

>succ losing to a literal who
h-he's just tanking to get more rest for the AO r-right?

btw to the faggots who were doxxing me yesterday: stob id! it's not fun at all.

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he is though
either that or he's depressed that Chiefs lost to TItans

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Give Photoshop lessons

bring back santoro plez

Khachanov takes it in two
what a powerhouse, that forehand and serve are ballistic

#stopJT2k13+5

$30 per hour

Do it for free.

give kyrgios your all
want him to have some positive crowd experience before the AO

good advice

It's bullshit. I did not dox him. I did Naaht
This

>OP of Jool G*rges
>found thread instantly

>OP of sum funney atpleb maymay
>scroll over it three times before Ctrl+F and typing 'tennis'

Why the fuck do you keep doing this stupid shit? I told you like a fucking thousand times to use tennis racks in the OP. You can post your r*ddit memes still in this thread afterwards and we'll be all forced to see it.
It's like you're playing stupid on purpose.

STOP disrespecting women

Slam qualifiers are so depressing. They try so hard just to get that first round paycheck

At least there's no trace of xyz.

Dick is hard

Based Garbiñe picking up the pace so we can see the demon ASAP

>honoring women and appreciating their beauty is disrespecting

okay Muhammad al-Californi

#frothforgroth

He doesn't look well desu

did a completely different serve motion so probably wont make it to QF

>the separatist spanish region of mugu

He can dink his serves and still win

he isn't well (mentally)

He's gonna lose to a who again isn't he

I want to commit incest with Giorgi!

who the
>DEMON

Those dick sucking lips in Dzumhurs box

I want her to snap my boner in half with those thighs

lewd

How do you pronounce dzumhur

duzarmor

Zoomer

dzoomummer

dudszamhur

Jum Hurr

Giorgi is a bit of a cutie

Which seed will De Minaur BTFO in the 1R?

>has sex wit her brother
>pimped out by her crazy father to pay off the debts he took on to pay for her lessons when she was young

hmm

Really hope all this talent Alex possesses and the success he will undoubtedly have in the future will not turn him into a wanker like Tomic or Kyrgios. Going off what I've seen in pressers and post match interviews he doesn't seem like the one who will not let his ego get the better of him

I could use a little bit of cocaine right now

The one time I did cocaine it just stuffed up my nose and I had to sneeze it out in the bathroom

Thanks blog

pocket rocket > lanklet

this
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>has sex wit her brother
What's this based on? Instagram? She does have a lot of pictures with one particular brother.

I would absolutely give Bulimic Bartoli the dick

try it again buddy.
but make sure there's no way you can get more the next few days.
that shit is addictive after the first line, no joke.

>Demonized so hard he forfeits

>retiring before you get completely btfo into the stratosphere

he's not actually australian so it won't happen dw

Friendly reminder that Дapья Гaвpилoвa is not Australian.

>White
>Has an Aussie accent

Good enough for me!

I like him better for being a fake aussie tbdesuwy

m8 Dasha is as Aussie as a fukn meat pie and tomato sauce

She's as Aussie as a Winter Christmas m8

>At 5' 7", Schwartzman was the shortest Grand Slam tournament quarterfinalist since Jaime Yzaga, also 5' 7", at the 1994 U.S. Open.[18] Schwartzman said: "It’s not just for the big guys here."
based little guy faceoff if lopez loses tomorrow

Define Australian.

>The way Giorgi wiggles her arse before receiving a serve

White and of Western European descent

>wearing makeup on the court

>sam groth has now retired completely from singles tennis

thank fucking christ, no more fastest server alive ads during summer

Sorry mate

literally haven't seen one ad mentioning that this year

Fuvk servebots. Long live nick

He is a servebot doe

>this sound affect after an ace

giorgi is so small compared to kvitova

Yeah but hes our servebot

>Phillipines
>'Our'
You can have him m8

In 10s but alright Ill take him

>neon pink dayglo for every player signed with nike
Make it stop

come on, sam. destroy this joe root lookin attention whore

>western sydney tournament
>crowd is full of white people with a few asians

what did the refugees from the liverpool area mean by this

>barracking for steroidsur
literally gay

stosur should have done female bodybuilding

can't fuck as many femme girls body building as she can in a tennis locker room

>Feminine Benis

>mfw she is unironically a dyke

oh lol

>refugees

Bitcoin's crashing again atm lads, almost as bad as Stosur in every major tournament

tfw you'll never be as handsome as lopez

Mate fuck off I'm trying to look away from me folio, not think about marking today as one of those red days.

>$17m in prize money is crashing
I'm sure "she" is crying herself to sleep lad.

Big John Janet being exposed by the brainstar

*isner