Can we talk about the bonus situation?

Can we talk about the bonus situation?

I'm more interested in the wheat situation.

The only bonus I'm giving is for Pete Hines, my loyal friend and comrade.

step into my office, user.

No.

Fuck that.


We need to dive into the cat situation.

Was Jonesy in cahoots with the Xeno?

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Wher's my shiyposting B O N U S

>movie about space adventure
>unlimited supply of food

I do believe I can solve the bonus situation. Don surely won't notice.

This meme was never funny

I think was aught to talk about the boner situation

>cream of meme
>cream of bonus

Bonus is life bonus is all of us.

They spent most of their time in stasis, why do you think they need lots of food?

If you happen to catch Ridley's latest ramblings he originally wanted Jonsey to be a replecant all along.

As a Blade Runner-type of thing where most real animals died out?

To feed the ship

>bicker about bonuses while illegal aliens do all the hard work for you.
disgraceful

I agree with this user, this boner situation most be dealt with.

Do I get full shares of these lewd pits?

You mean the travesty how Sigourney was not allowed to walk around the ship naked at the end wearing nothing but her big thick 70s bush?

HOL UP

U B SAYIN WE AINT GETTIN DEM BONUSES?

SHIIIEEEEEEEE

Member when Sup Forums was pushing that "wheat" meme for 2 whole days?

Get back when you're certified in propulsion accelerators.
Then talk about bonuses

I WANNA GO HOME AND PARTY!

Yeah but can we talk about the BANE situation?

tfw I just rewatched season 5 and I knew it was coming but god damn it anyway

better question is WHY DON'T THEY FREEZE HIM?

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was this any good?

lets talk about the bush situation

Hypersleep does amazing things for the bush.

You just know they designed the hypersleep cabins to not have any slowdown effect on the bush.

The future is looking good.

I just wanna bury my face in it

NO, PATHETIC HUMAN, I DEMAND WE SPEAK INSTEAD OF THE WHEAT SITUATION

The wheat goes to whoever grew it. For all we know the xenos are just living off the wheat welfare, and having eggs...

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Fools the burster situation is upon us

LEWD

You want to give me some wheat and I'll terreaform the planet. Give me some more wheat and I'll do it...

When bonus and wheat threads collide, something truly beautiful happens.

mmmmmmm i luv cream of wheat, its so creamy and delicious

What if the bonus was paid in wheat?

I think we oughta discuss the doubles situation.

Checked

Dem digits mane
impressive

(checked)

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Is this the Isolation addon? Eh it's okay. I played it after I had already realised how shitty and limited the aliens AI is so it couldn't really grab me. The impressions of the cast aren't great either

*banjos intensify*

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Singles get a half share
Double digits get a full share
Triple digits get triple shares
Quads get get ten shares
Quints and higher becomes CEO of The Company.

Hooray, I get full shares

LOOK AT ME

yes yes but can we forget about the god damn bonus for a second and discuss the wookie situation?

What about the dubs situation?

I empathize with this guy.
The scene were he's searching for the cat always gets me because I can perfectly imagine myself in his place.

Bush
Nice and thick

>Well, you get what you contracted for like everybody else you lazy fucking nigger.

Right.

You will never get to slowly run your fingers through prime late 70s Weaver bush.