I have 2 large cans of beer. Its is 8pm on a Friday

I have 2 large cans of beer. Its is 8pm on a Friday.

I live alone.

What do I watch?

But it's Thursday senpai

the rugby mate

go get more beer then come ask me

How tall are the cans? Actually it doesn't matter, Lawrence of Arabia

Watch Beerfest. Wait till 11:30, chug those beers and go out and say weird shit to good looking women.

The only sensible choice.

dave chappelle's special

Well I'm drinking beer and watching it, but I'm gonna end up doing like 6 tallboys... I may have a problem.

those beers won't even last for a quarter of the movie

>6 tallboys
>I may have a problem
Shut the fuck up faggot

already on large can number 4

step your game up pussy

lmao

>Its is 8pm

I think you've had enough.

Porn, then bed.

Beerfest.

Those might get you through the first quarter of the movie.

Is that the shadow of his father's penis stretching across his chin??

that would be funny if Donald Trump wasn't your president

Dont worry, we'll "accidentally" kill him soon enough

Where the fuck do you live, New Zealand?

the man has 8 jewish grandchildren. He didn't get there by accident

I really like Seven Psychopaths when I'm drinking. The alcoholic main character and the comedy mixed with pseudo-deep philosophy works well when I'm buzzed.

He's fuck them all. His people cant wait for him to die on the toilet like Elvis

The Ghost and The Darkness

I too thought that he was jewing the jew but it was 2 good 2 be true

the best you can possibly do with two tall beers is put on a fourth season or later episode of mad men, chug one in the first 10 mins and then make the second last till the end of the episode

Kiwifag

This. I go over to my friends house at least once a week to watch a film and I get through 5 x 500ml cans per two hour movie.

There's nothing worse than running out of drink early.

>watch
yourself

The pavement rush towards your face from a tall building I guess

To be honest the thought of only having two beers in the fridge triggered me. I buy 4.5L boxes of wine so I never run out.

its already sunday morning in Australia

what's the fucking point of drinking 2 (TWO) cans of beer?

that's like eating two single french fries

Humberger Hill, then Platoon.

Trainspotting. I'm blind right now and really digging it

True Detective Season 1.

Melancholia

Watch Wake in Fright my man