Pick-up game wit frens

>pick-up game wit frens
>shoot a 3
>it goes in

>frens
impossible, no one on Sup Forums has friends

frens bostin is for apu onle

>grills watchin
>fake pass, fade away j
>swish

dumb frogposters

>get caught masturbating in front of women at the gym
>call them all cunts
lmao owned

>pick up game wit frens
>get shot because american

5/10

>girls watching
>get nervous even though they arent paying attention to me at all
>air ball
>hear laughter

>get a steal
>nobody chases you
>breakaway uncontested lay up
>miss
>get rebound
>put back
>"I stat pad like Westbeezy my dudes"
>everyone laughs
>fingerguns.jpg

>pick-up game wit frens
>see faggot shoot a 3
>block the shit out of his faggy 3 point attempt.

So they were paying attention to you. You must be very handsome!

I'll take it

>>at summer camp
>playing dodge ball at the beach with a volley ball net and a 16" red rubber playground ball
>on team with this counselor who is like 6'6 and pitches high-school baseball and likely going d1 or d2.
>watch him walking around with the ball while someone else throws the other one (theres always 2 at a time)
>see this kid who is talking to one his friends who is out
>see him look at him and realize he isn't paying attention
>ohboy.jpeg
>he casually throw an absolute bomb
>kid never even saw it coming after someone said his name and told him to look out
>hits him square on the cheek
>knocks him out
>his parents had to come pick him up
>counselor put on leave
>no more dodge ball for the rest of the summer

>pick-up game wit frens
>drive in, kick it out to my bestie
>ball passes directly through him as though a simulation
>look at my own hands
>nothing there but 1s and 0s
>sky turns pitch hexadecimal black
>friends disappear one by one
>as nothingness rapidly swallows the court, the hoop, and the horizon itself, i begin to lose consciousness
>This thread has been pruned or deleted.

what is worse when girls are watching: shooting an air ball, being dunked on or getting your ankles broke?

>pick up game
>am alright at basketball, played in highschool
>don't want to be "that guy" who's just chucking 3s so spend most of my time on defense and setting guys up
>make a couple easy 2 point jumpers
>'why dont you shoot more user?'
>starting shooting more
>miss a bunch because Im taking shots I wouldn't normally take

Also, just a side note, why do Philippinos take over basketball courts? there will be like 100 of them, but only 2 or 3 actually playing basketball, the rest just stand there and get in the way

crapping your jimjams

The first. Because in the second they wouldn't be focusing on you at all.

The worst in reality is airballing because on the other two you were just playing defense. To girls though it's probably getting dunked on because le poster meme

huh. I thought air balling would be less embarrassing because although it looks stupid it's not something particularly flashy whereas bitches would certainly not easily forget the image of someone being dunked on.

yeah, that's what I thought

air ball for sure, the other 2 just make the other guy look good, it doesn't make you look that much worse though

I assume these threads are about growing up, before we all became angry loners.

racist

>pickup game at school
>playing with the black boys (they're sick)
>can't really dribble much so just set good screens, pass, and play lock-down D
>lock down this brother so hard he dribbles out of bounds
>"damn these boys play some defense" he says
>tfw made me race proud

here's another one
>pickup game at school
>playing with the chinese kids (they're sick, even better than the black dudes. they use their math skills to do impossible bounce passes. also they're super fucking mean)
>if you make a single mistake, they will all in unison start talking shit to you in chinese, like GUAYLO and shit
>get ankles broke by Kongming
>he scores
>GUAYLOOOOOO
>request sub and go home to cry

>shooting hoops at university park to pass time during summer months
>6’8 black guy with dreadlocks and a 10/10 mixed race gf walk by
>he challenges me to a game to 11, by 1s and 2s
>dominate him, having best game of lifetime, lockdown defense and making every shot
>shakes my hand says good game and leaves with hot gf
He won the game of life senpaitachi

>pick up with friens
>he drives to the rim
>hard foul him
>stand over him to establish dominance

you beat a 6'8 guy? how tall are you nigga?

>be me
>grow up playing football and basketball
>elite athleticism since childhood, totally unexplainable
>take genetics test, fast twitch muscles and endurance started at DNA level
>get to college level and realize far too small for pro leagues
>drop out all sports
>if only I had learned to play soccer instead
waking up crying

>hating fun
Your application for janitor has been accepted!

thingsthatdidnthappen.jpeg

this is why soccer is so based. if you're a manlet (like most people) you're still good to go

***** (five star) thread fren
YEAH! I did that but without the slick jive
not nice

i remember when i had friends. it was a happy time and i'm glad it happened. no friends now.

...

getting blocked

but we're only sorta alone here.
we're together but indistinguishable.
i think that's how we're all most comfortable anyway. it's like the opposite of instagram.

>apehoop

Basketball is one of the most beautiful sports ever imagined. If you missed out on playing it I truly pity you.

>Suck at sports
>Girls watching
>Go hulk mode and wreck shit

>you are clearly the worst guy on the team
>score like 1 basket the entire game
>make a decent defensive play towards the end of the game
>"user your D was on point that game! Nice man"

basketball with my bros back when i was a semi-chad made me feel strong and alive, vital, and included.
sic transit gloria

>agree to play 3v3 with co-workers
>put on a literal basketball jones slow motion montage
>get promoted

>get shot because african american
ftfy

>playing pickup ball at the work gym
>putting 10% effort in to not look like a hardo by being a pass first point guard
>former highschool mvp
>cute girl who i work with sits down on the side
>start scoring at will after she asks why we're losing

:^)

>Suck at sports
>Girls watching
>Go hulk mode and try to save ball from going out of bounds
>dive into stands, kick 3 stacys over, one suffers irreversible brain damage from hitting her head on the ground
>still a vegetable today

>work gym
Do you work at some distopian live-in facility that controls every aspect of your life?

company i work for has a gym that employees are encouraged to use before work lad

this isn't true

>tfw cold enough for pond hockey

>picked last during pickup ball
>do surprisingly well
>never play again
quit while you're ahead boys
except wouldn't you get all sweaty before you work

...

there's a change room with showers my friend

>shot a 3
>when the ball is in the air scream "kobeeeeee"
>it hits the rim and goes out

The day after Klay Thompson scored 37 in a quarter, everyone in the gym was saying his name after a shot. Naturally all bricks

>kobr

>worst guy on the court
>dribble past 2nd worst guy for an easy layup
>"Wow user, have you been practicing?"

>pickup game at rec
>playing mediocre defense, guy blows by me a couple times
>shooting probably 1-6
>three wins it, nobody's guarding me
>drain it

Who knows that redeeming feel?

>good shooter when not being competitive
>turn to just average when playing horse
>lose all composure when playing friends in a pick up game

Anyone else know this shit-tier feel?

This. Unless you were playing like shit sometimes the other guy just makes a really impressive play. What can you do?

>miss 26 layups in a row
it's a reality warping kind of feel

This is how I feel familia. I've got the drive to be better at stuff and I enjoy sports, but young me thought it was too cold outside to play soccer, so my parents took me out of the league even though I was pretty good.

Fuck young me.

>be decent at something
>instantly turn to shit when someone is watching
yeah

>shooting a 3
>an 8 starts screaming
>end up shooting her too

this.

dark

Did you fuck her after?

5.6/10

When has it ever dropped below freezing in LA?

have a (You) lad and keep trying

>zero (0) points
>ten steals in ten minutes
literally nobody wants me on their team

that means you aren't good.

and thats okay.
lifes a dice roll. some of us turn out to be (You) and others Cam Newton.

I wish I was born as Chris Cuomo. He's so hunky

Getting posterized is one of the worst thing that can happen to you as a man

whats the worst thing

>playing 5v5 full court pick up
>have to guard the guy who takes it way too seriously
>come on user, play some defense

>....

what age did you guys become angry loners? for me it was the start of high school

>elementary school is was popular
>middle school i was in an after school/summer/etc program where i had a lot of friends
>high school comes
>autism hits
>loner for past 12 years

>pick-up game wit frens
>block the most skillful player on the court
>dont even celebrate cause you dont even know how you did it

>pick up football game
>on defense
>We're allowing contact inside of 5 yards, right?
>rock who ever I line up on the line of scrimage every play
>run picks downfield on offense

Start of university

>grow up emaciated runt
>i was athletic in games of basketball i couldnt really do anything but pass because of my size
>never learned how to shoot so i would do the retard "off your shoulder" shot
>could only shoot from 3 because of size
>sometimes i would be on fire and never miss, like make 10+ in a row, people call me "the professor" after the and 1 player
>other times (most times) i couldnt make even the easiest shots and would only pass all game long

pretty terrible

a canadian asking you a question.

what a hurtful thing to say

Rude desu

>tfw 20 to 20
>dribbling up the court, ask "win by 2?"
>"yea"
>pull up and splash it from deep right between that niggas eyes

Microballers BTFO

>only 2 others frens today
>"user should be steady QB, he's got the best arm of us"
>79/96 900 yards 14 Telephone Poles
>always qb afterwards based on that one performance

Never.

Even now at work when the weekend comes and I want to sleep all weekend I still hit up my homeboys for some brewskis.

>On Highschool basketball team
>Great at stealing
>Miss every layup after
They only let me on because I was a big guy.

>They only let me on because I was a big guy.
for them

Kek

>implying that there was ever a time in which I was not an angry loner

Almost the same story as you.
>tfw still remember girls wanting to kiss me and sit in my lap when I was Chad

>hockey for gym class
>fat goth chick is goalie so she doesn't have to moove
>KNUCKLEPUCK
>tfw she's literally carried out on a stretcher

I loved turning gym class into a blood sport for the lazy faggots.

>volleyball
>spikes mysteriously keep going off court belting the sheboons sitting in the bleachers

>playing 2 on 2
>not very good at basketball so I just chuck when I try to shoot
>teammate is well covered
>I cant get past the guy guarding me
>step back so I'm right in the middle of half court and the three point line
>throw it up
>It fucking goes in
We would lose that game horribly, but that was one of the most exciting moments of my life. I think I made like 2 more 3's in that game

>be manlet
>terrible shot
>poor handling
>only good at steals
>picked last naturally
>strip the ball from other team's guard and immediately pass
>create a fast break every other possession
>picked first next game

end of high school when i lost all my friends

have played with chinese kids before
this is extremely accurate

Lmao you went down at the worst time. I was in a top tier fraternity in college and I can honestly say I had just as much fun in highschool as I did in college.

Being cool in highschool is the fucking shit