Brit/pol/ - CAMERON'S LAST PMQs Edition

>CAMERONS LAST PMQs / THERESA MAY CROWNED PM ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0

>JOHN MCDONNELL: ANTI-CORBYN PLOTTERS ARE "FUCKING USELESS"
twitter.com/BenQuinn75/status/752994128976285696

>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE

>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288

>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

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ARE YOU READY FOR ANIME TO BE BANNED?

Being an MP is a separate role so I don't see why not.

It'll be her first act

>You know what to do, lads.

>tfw voted only leave to make anime real

IT'S TIME FOR BONG

Have you been looking at naughty pictures on the internet again user?

>This bants

It begins.

Love him or hate him, don't pretend you're not gonna miss Cameron's bants at PMQs
youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4

>So who's going to be getting to their feet to ask him a question today?

Danny Kinahan (South Antrim)
Jeff Smith (Manchester, Withington)
Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton)
Jack Lopresti (Filton and Bradley Stoke)
Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West)
Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden)
Jo Churchill (Bury St Edmunds)
Carol Monaghan (Glasgow North West)
John Mc Nally (Falkirk)
Jo Stevens (Cardiff Central)
Margaret Ferrier (Rutherglen and Hamilton West)
Steve Brine (Winchester)
Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills)
Ian Blackford (Ross, Skye and Lochaber)
Robin Walker (Worcester)

If your MP on the list? Jo Stevens here, expecting something concerning refugees.

Good joke

Decent banter

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And the bants have already started.

FINAL PMQs

Will you miss his banter?

What a shit selection

Where are the senior backbenchers?

May plssssss

The stream keeps cutting out. Is it just my connection or is it happening to any of you?

nth for purge the blairites

It's the stream

Fuck off, we don't want Kurds here

>Leave them Jeremy, it's not worth it!

May feels comfy sitting beside cameron

>The Daesh meme

>At midday Mr Cameron, who has said he plans to continue as MP for Witney in Oxfordshire

Good of him

What's the story behind this? What was said

Why would they bother? Cam isn't in charge and probably doesn't know what happens after this afternoon.

Why does Corbyn love sheboons so much?

>Corbyn talking about fucking Tennis
Just fuck off you old twat.

Corbyn speaking

>Is cameron going to remain an MP?

Obviously, unless he resigns and triggers a by-election.

>How will that work?

The same way it always does, you dumb fuck.

What services to society do the likes of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley actually offer? How does having these sorts of companies actually benefit us? Might make it my life's mission to bring (((them))) down desu lads.

>Corbyn congratulations Serena
He likes the big booty

Because this is supposed to be like the end of term when the teacher let you bring games in to school

It's not a serious session

Why the FUCK did you stormweenies vote leave!? You've fucked this country up

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>daesh

Mad sacks of cash to the treasury

>muh homeless

>1 post by this ID

>built 700'000 homes since he became prime minister
>net immigration was 300'000 each year

Is May going to be good at PMQ's?

She doesn't seem very Cameron/Thatcher-tier

Nothing was said. He got a little confused and forgot where he was

Identity politics xD

LABOUR BTFO

>gay marriage

He still thinks that mattered doesn't he

>David Cameron in 2005
>David Cameron today

Compared to Obama he's aged OK

Allows money to flow to people who can use it to create more value to society. Eg setting up a small business, mortgages, investing in stocks etc

Corbyn is fucking useless at PMQs

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398

He has such a baby face

aged like a fine wine

normally yeah, but there isn't a functioning a shadow cabinet at the moment, and I guess his side already said goodbye in private+pissed about loosing their jobs.

He really does look like a character from Wallace and Gromit

Yeah he's shite

Doesn't matter though

For comparison

About 3 per house doesn't seem to bad desu.

we don't care fuck off

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Where the fuck are people buying houses with £2000 deposits? Brighthouse?

What the fuck is this thing lads?

Corbyn is one fucking Cuck


Saudi Gitmo cunt and an American gorilla nigress in his opening statement.

Why doesn't he fuck off to North Korea if he hates Britain so much.

>Cammy's bants

decent bants from Corbychev tbf

Houses tend to house 3 - 4 people, more for asian families.

But how? It seems like all they do is move money around and manipulate it to increase its value - they produce nothing, but are still absolutely vital to our economy somehow.

Do they give loans and mortgages? I've only ever heard of that being done through other banks desu.

kek Labour mad as fuck

Who is this bitch and why does she always look like she's about to cry?

This new cabinet is going to be fucking shit if we go by the bookie's odds.

Philip Hammond as Chancellor? Whatever.

George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?

Chris Grayling as Home Secretary? I dunno, he seems like a bit of a damp rag to me..

brits are gods at banter

Banter

>we don't care about the law of the land
How about you fuck off cunt.

i actually don't know

corbyn trying to laugh off cameron's top tier banter

Corbyn honestly seems to be having fun

A solid British 9/10

I see her every time at PMQs and have never found out who she is

Great PMQs so far

FUCKING KEK!!!! THAT FUCKING BANTER AGAINST LABOUR

He's had the life drained out of him.

Guess that's what happens when leftist delusion meets reality.

>when the banter is just right

Why is that women with the pink waistcoat crying? Does she love Cammy this much or what?

Damn, Corbyn's done well to even be standing after that barrage from Dave.

>tfw no parliament where people sit close together leading to banter

Premium banter

>Everyone having a good laugh today

Best way it could have gone.

>George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?

The Foreign Office isn't having anything to do with Brexit.

It's not the law of the land you tithead.
it's silly sloppy journalism and not for this thread.

Like I said fuck off.

>Defending 0 hour contracts
Going full Cuck

What should be Cameron's punishment in the gulag?

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Wow they're switching the subject every couple seconds.

>muh gay marriage
>muh homeless
>muh houses
>muh labour
>muh economy
>laughing and yelling in between
>muh senators
>muh brilliant democracy

Everything in like 2 minutes. Are english politics always like that?

When the hell did Corbyn learn how to banter?

It's the last day of term

George Osborne can bend like the wind lad

Did you read his wall street journal article on opportunities post-brexit? It was as if he'd been a life-long euroscpetic

wsj.com/articles/britain-is-open-for-business-1468184332

>Bercow just letting the banter flow

>this PMQ's

I can't believe these neoliberal terrorists call themselves the 'conservative' party

>They haven't even figured out the rules yet!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH