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kookaburra or dukes lads?

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Duke

for me its the half taped tennis ball

Pic related for me.

one of those rubber balls kids play handball with that go off the bat like a fucking bullet

patrician

For me, it's a broken tennis ball that has to be bowled full toss

these bad boys

anyone remember those balls that were half tennis ball and half red rubber? think they usually came with those plastic cricket sets

No, they're not allowed to bat until the time they've spent off the field elapses. So just rotate bowlers/batsman5and6 off the field and you can have your best keeper in your country without them having to bat

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yeh they usually survived about 5-6 hits before splitting

The traditional guardians of the Laws of Cricket confirmed substitute fielders will be permitted to don the gloves when a wicketkeeper suffers an injury from October when the new set of rules comes into effect.

Umpires will need to give their approval for a substitute fielder to take up the role in order to prevent teams from taking advantage of the new concession.

Business Idea: Picking a specialist captain as 12th man

thats against the rules m8

name them

24.1.2 A substitute shall not bowl or act as captain but may act as wicket-keeper only with the consent of the umpires.

love bbl
hate the rulebook

Can Shitney hit 200 tonight?

No
Only Khawaja can bat and even he is prone to fucking up

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What happened to kids these days? I rarely see anyone play cricket in my area.

youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
Khawaja BBL theme

Vidya, dependency on technology, instant gratification, etc etc.

probably on the facebooks and xboxes

busy on Sup Forums

they've been practing indian batting collapses, game's already over mate

maybe you shouldnt poo on the cricket grounds then lad

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THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS LAD

As an African-Australian I am offended by these posts.

That's a funny way to say abbo

will khawaja get his double 60?

Did a legs workout at the gym yesterday and my legs still don't work properly

might chop them off, wondering if I could still get a gf in a wheelchair

>‘Sexy’ roo blocks tourist from loo
No wonder nobody wants to go in there to poo

muslim out within the next over

>Cricket Australia didn’t release Shaun Marsh to play in the big bash.
>They did release Khawaja
>CA selected Tye and Richardson for the ODI squad

CA are trying to rig the tournament against Perth.

Based walkcripple

Yeah, but you'll attract one of those virtue signalling kind of girls. One of those girls that feels like shes better than everyone else because she puts up with your disability. She sees you as her dependent, not her partner.

remember when cameroon white was the next big thing in australian cricket

>missed stumping
Why isn’t Bancroft keeping?

I always thought he was shit.
I remember him being picked as a spinner kid tour because Warne got injured or arrested or something so we flew the cunt over and he didn’t even play a game.

>usman is black people

dat casual racism

look at this point I'll take almost any woman who can hold a good conversation and is willing to cuddle

>David Warner on twitter: @Uz_Khwaja is black people
bit racist from davey

21st century is the century of Muslim Australians

reality check's tip of the scorchers winning this game is looking good

You can be the Vegetables to her big spoon.

inshallah

>the project
rather get aids tbqh

21st century is the century of Muslims in general
Islamic renaissance soon

>Muslim Australians
>Muslim
>Australian

>didn't see new thread

Thunder are only ever safe when they've won and are on the bus home
Khawaja is already getting strangled by the loser at the other end

Reality Check, you here, mate? Can I have some more ELITE tips?

Say it with me:
President Waleed Aly, after Prime Minister Aly leads us to a republic.

love reading all the indian comments on professional cricket players tweets
seriously fascinating

been talking to yourself, mate? now you now how reality cooked feels.

Did you see Turner’s inning the other night? Sydney need to post at least 230 to be competitive.

>MUH AFRICAN GANGS
Um no sweetie, stop spreading hate OK?

>republic

more like caliphate

>stream ded again

always wanted to be the little spoon tbqh
being 190cm does not help that, much easier with no legs

Nice self portrait.

trip on, pooality cuck. you aren't going to get this tip right and you won't win any money. your tips are bad and you haven't even been 2 from 2 like based TipGod.

>pooaja

>usman out to spin again

What the fuck does this have to do with the actual problem though?

#I'llridewithPOO

>Shitney 3 wickets down
Johnson must be licking his lips at this tail.

mmm my first taste of the trivagogirl for the night

Good post

>only has an over left to bowl
probably not m8

Need to see her on a BLACKED Raw kino.

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>these dadcore attire BBl commentators wear
Why don't they have a dress code like IPL does?

What’s the problem? Majority of criminals in this country are anglos but politicians are too pussy to name them.

And yet he’s been brought straight back in to bowl.

It looks good desu

someone tell Ferguson this isn't an odi

Ai I had one of those. What was the purpose of it? I'm sure on the box it said something to do with practicing spin.

I also had a johnty Rhodes fielding set. Which was essentially just swing ball on a really long rope if i remember correctly

Man, the Thunder batting tail really does start after Watto

>Ai I had one of those. What was the purpose of it? I'm sure on the box it said something to do with practicing spin.

I will forever preserve this golden example of Saffer bowling ignorance.

holy shit

Well go on then, tell me what it was for? I'm fairly certain it wasn't acrually for spin, but I was like six when I got it.

I'm assuming it's to mimic a ball that's been worked on? I don't know. I was rubbish at bowling anyways

Is tim bresnan the english scott boland

You bowl it seam up to make it swing. It always swings away from the tennis ball side.
Australian children are taught this in science class as an example of aerodynamics.

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>Bresnan bowling as fast as the girls
Sums up Englel tbqh

>tfw no disabled tradie gf

It’s obvious that Perth don’t want to pick an overseas player but are obligated to.

what trade though

>5/2 against UAE
>WE TOTALLY DESERVE TEST STATUS GUYS
The absolute state of Ireland

Ah ha. Thanks for clearing that up.

Paris is going to be JUST in under 12 months lmao

I know right. That ad makes me so hard. All I want to do in life is have sex with a one legged woman.

niggers in paris

Swing not spin la

Boland never won the Ashes for anyone you seething casual.